Windows XP Pill

An ask blog for a Windows XP Squip. Asks and M!As are open.

[askfluffslikeus-deactivated2024]

Hey quick lil thing for no reason whatsoever:

Like/reblog this if you’d be okay with someone drawing your Squip as an animal.

[ask-xp-squip]

Happy pride month from your local nonbinary mod and your gay demiboy squip!

[ask-xp-squip]

“Okay I know I’m supposed to be dead but I needed to say something about the anon hate discourse.”

“If you send anon hate, you are NOT welcome on this blog. Nor are you welcome in our squip-blog community.”

“The creators of this work took time and energy and effort into making this content. Anon hate is not constructive criticism, and it is not acceptable in any way, shape, or form.”

“If you know who is sending hate, please block and report the blog for harassment. “

“Thanks for listening, and back to your regularly scheduled programming.”

[ronniehas-nomuffins]

OH WOW FINALLY ANOTHER BATCH OF SQUOPS!! um,,,,, i apologize to @premosquip because everyone else has cute drawings and then i started listening to “World Burn” from the mean girls soundtrack and then i drew that

snazzy superb funky blogs featured in here: @ask-cyborg-squip @ask-xp-squip @askshelbysquip @ask-soft-squip @bemorecovert @premosquip

(if any of yall arent okay with me drawing your squip just let me know and ill remove it from the picture!)

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((Ahhh!!! Thank you so much!! Hope you don’t mind that I colored it!))

[ask-xp-squip]

first of all its fucking "squip" and second of all i fucking knew jeremy was a bmc character thats why im HERE. im HERE bc i love bmc and this entire ask blog is a fucking au of bmc u utter dumbass do u think im not aware its all fake u hoe. also dont even start on if u know its fake why do u give a shit bC i give a lot of shits abt stories and u saying ur gonna kill off a character i love doesnt sit well w me. do u think i am here to play games. god squips are all fake and easily killed too

“Look! I fucking get it! I know you know it’s fake! I know you want XP to stay! But I have to do this!”

“I don’t fucking know. Why does everything need to have a reason?”

[ask-xp-squip]

lol circumvent hard to pronounce words by seeing if theres a common way you'd shorten the word or use a synonym. use askers if its that hard for you and i pluralized anonymous improperly in that last one- its anonymi, referencing how u pluralize octopus. you could very easily shorten anonymous to the commonly used anon where it becomes clear how to pluralize it. (also, anonymeese (<<< this is a joke if you cannot tell))

“You guys are too smart for me... I’m sticking to anons.”

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Wait, he's not? Weird, considering the blog is literally named Ask-XP-Squip. What kind of computer program is he?

“I don’t know exactly? But they’re like clippy. Only existent on your computer.”

[ask-xp-squip]

"Anons." Just. Anons. Don't hurt yourself.

“Thanks. ‘Anons’“

[ask-xp-squip]

Carson is too precious

@ask-a-stray-squip

[2-emotionally-unstable]

Hi mod life here from 2-Emotionally-Unstable, as some of you may know there is a Squip Blog Discord Server, lately I’ve noticed quite a few new Squip blogs popping up, feel free to message me here or @lifeform-42 for an invite. If you are already a part of it or are just a fan of Squip Blogs signal boosts are appreciated.

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Weird, XP talked about his host a lot in the beginning of the blog. How come he can't have one?

"Because he's not a SQUIP. He's just a computer program, why is this so hard for you anonymouses to understand?""Anonymuses? anony- anonymousse?? I don't know how this works, okay?"

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Kindly s T E P A W A Y, SIR

“Mmmm... no.”

[ask-xp-squip]

Why haven't you just deleted him already?

“I-”

They trail off before deleting the comment.

“This fucking shit.”

[ask-xp-squip]

isn't jeremiah heere xp's host, mr. ceo. ur a coward and a hoe

“Jeremiah Heere is a character from the musical Be More Chill. Shouldn’t you guys know this? You have access to Google.”

He sighs.

“XP can’t have a host. He can’t sync with other ‘squids’ and he’s not made to make someone cool. He’s a program that was supposed to help us and ended up falling out of style. That’s it.”

[ask-xp-squip]

M!A: mr CEO now has no car, insurance, job, or a tie for 5 asks

"That's... that's not how it works... do you really think I'm part of this blog? Your 'Magic Anons' don't do anything."

[ask-xp-squip]

Ur hair looks like warm instant coffee fresh from a microwave

"...Thanks?"

[ask-xp-squip]

so we should just dump all the old people into the ocean, gotcha

"That's not what I'm saying asshole! XP is just a glitchy program! They don't even have a host."