Sweaty Delivery Booty

 Hi Hi! Delivery Happiness god Yato here! Ready to answer your questions and grant your wishes! Questions about ethicality of Yatoism? I have the answers! Flush your seemingly dead fish down the drain by mistake and need me the scour Japan's sewers for your little buddy?! I'm on it! ...Probably. Wishes are only five yen a pop! Dirt cheap, so go on and leave me a message!