All's fair here, sir.

Hello, then. My name is Hungary, not to be called by any other name, please. Thank you for coming, I trust you have arrived safely? It's a war zone out there, after all...I'll go make us some tea Magic anon: None Relationship status: None, she has her tea, though.

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Mother Knows Best

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Sooo....a little birdie told me you like the taste of spotted dick.

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Hi! Where would Hungary be on the alignment scale?

((Lawful evil. Definitely lawful evil.))

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((Wow, what? An avatar that actually looks good? Amazing!))

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Did you have any childhood best friends?

Yes, sir. Back then, Mr. Prussia would stop by often, and he was one of the few people who could tolerate me.

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((Nothing in my ask box, so more experimentation with style!))

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((Since I don't have much to update with, I guess it's fun with style time!))

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Did you ever have long hair or was it always short?

Actually, my hair was long until very recently. Here, I have a picture up of it, sir.

As you can see, sir, I was even more beautiful with it than I am without.

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The last outfit submission (from furyfur-the-knoxious))

Well, sir, I have to say that this one isn't so bad. I like tomatoes.

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Thank you, sir. Now kindly step away from the cake.

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Outfit submission from Furyfur-the-knoxious

I happen to know what this is from, sir.

There is something very wrong with you.

Very wrong indeed.

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Overly Sexual Ask Prompts

Anything you could ever want to ask your favorite muses...IN BED! All of the things you were dying to ask, but weren't sure how to ask! All of the things you didn't want to know, but want to ask anyway!

Tie me, Bite me: Name a kink.

That's Naughty: Name something you would want to try in bed, but won't.

That's Nice: Name something you want to try in bed and will.

Self Torture: What do you like to masturbate to?

Wine and Dine: Is it important to have a nice prelude before having relations?

Sweet Kisses: Are you a good kisser?

Tasty: Chocolate? Whipped cream? Do you use food with sex?

Two's a crowd and three's a party!: Have you participated in a threesome? Any more than three? Would you be interested in inviting more people?

Swinger: Ever traded partners before?

BJ: Swallow or spit? What do you prefer?

Porn Collection: Do you watch porn? Do you make your own porn?

Vibrator: Use any toys? Have a favorite?

Tempo: Sweet and slow or hard and fast?

Secret Lover: Describe someone you lust after. No names!

Washing Machine: Ever do it in a weird place before?

Sheets: Are silk sheets sexy?

Thong Song: Do you like sexy lingerie?

Flavor: What's your orientation?

Turn On: Name a turn on.

Turn Off: Name a turn off.

Frequency: How many times do you have relations in a week?

Heart and Soul: Is love important when you have sex?

Good Morning: Do you partake in morning sex?

French Maid: Do you roleplay in bed?

Mood: How do you create the mood? Favorite atmosphere?

Takeout: Do you and your partner "eat out" often?

Trouser Snake: Does size matter? Is it big?

Meow: Shaved or natural?

Gossip: Do you sleep and tell?

First Time: Who was your first time with?

Keep it Down!: Are you loud when you make love?

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((Okay there's been a little submission error but this outfit was submitted by user Jetsir))

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I...ah...hope you weren't hoping for something attractive, sir. This outfit is ridiculous. Fetishistic. Lewd.

And incorrect. I'm not the vampire here. Make Romania wear it.

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((Hey, Mun here. Since the Fashion Style thing quickly became a contest to see who can put up the most horrible thing ever for Hungary to wear and just seeing those images scarred my brain I've decided to draw her in everything sent to me so far and man this will be painful))

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6, 15, 17, 19, 20, 26, 38, 39, 51, 66, 93. :3

Oh my...this'll be a lot...

6. Have you heard a song that reminds you of someone today?

No, sir. I haven't heard any songs today. Yesterday, perhaps...but that reminded me of a human girl none of you will ever meet that I've only had the pleasure of meeting once. It really doesn't matter. I honestly don't know why I bothered with this question.

15. Do you care if people talk badly about you?

 I really, really don't like it when they do, even when I'm not around to hear it. I try to act kind and act as a likable ally to others, but I usually receive odd responses. Or insults. I do not understand why I'm talked badly about, I am one of the kindest souls in the world. Anyone who thinks otherwise is likely an enemy.

17. When was the last time you cried?

....*sigh* I was attacked by a rather nasty brute with no hosting skills and a polar bear before being threatened. I reacted poorly and ended up ruining my makeup.

19. If you could change your eye color, would you?

Immediately. I'd prefer a darker hue, something warmer. However, I make the most of what I have because it won't change and I might as well accentuate it.

20. Is there a boy who you would do absolutely everything for?

No. There's no person who I would do absolutely everything for.

26. Have you ever wanted someone you couldn't have?

I have, and then by some turn of events I threw away everything else and got him...only to find out that he was a horribly dull sad excuse for a man.

38. Do you think someone has feelings for you?

None of a loving variety.

39. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?

I'm not sure. I suppose I must be in the minds of some, though I don't especially worry about it at all.

51. Do you hate the last guy you had a conversation with?

Yes.

He is a beastly, annoying creature, sir.

66. Will your next kiss be a mistake?

Likely so. I don't kiss much on purpose.

93. Have you ever kissed a Matthew?

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