why

phoebe, probably 12 years old, definitely a nation. ask away.

[askaphwy]

[askaphwy]

Have you seen Australia do anything really weird???

[askaphwy]

we livin’

[askaphwy]

who's been drawing dic k s

yes very funny now wash it off

asknewzealand

[askaphwy]

Do you and Kugelmugel ever paint together?

[asknewzealand-deactivated201804]

askaphwy submitted:

[asknewzealand-deactivated201804]

firstly, my jokes are far better than oz’s (how dare you) and secondly since whEN WAS I MARRYING HIM 

[askaphwy]

2. it was probably goign to happen at some point so i am just giving you a forewarning that i will leave this family if you do

[asknewzealand-deactivated201804]

aph wy is a blessing

[askaphwy]

*smacks u* >:(

.... feel better?

[askaphwy]

Wy, do you have a crush on a certain Sealandic???

[ask-the-switzerland]

No. I don’t take jokes like that lightly.

[[ askaphwy ]]

[askaphwy]

[ happy valentines day, folks ]

[askaphwy]

Okay, how can YOU be so TALL??¿¿¿¿???

[asknewzealand-deactivated201804]

6'9

what 

[askaphwy]

Hey can I have your paintbrush

sorry mate, no can do. after that picture he painted of me a while back, my boss makes me carry this thing around in public so people can recognize me easier.

also you can't just go around asking people for their things

[askaphwy]

Quick, you've been turned into a ship-in-a-bottle. What do you look like, you glorious tiny ship you?

[askaphwy]

[ asks would be greatly appreciated at this time ]

[askaphwy]

oh yeah merry christmas or somethin like that