I know LOTS of things~

Well Well Well, looks like you stumbled upon my blog! Ask me anything you want, and I MAY just give you want you need, For a small price of course. (Mun: Hello! I hope you enjoy this blog! And I'll do my best to be active!!!))

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Hi, is it weird that when I dream, I drift into other people's dreams and kind of haunt them? Or that I constantly draw shapes and patterns on just my left arm and I'm probably going to get ink poisoning?.... can you eat doritos? I can't, because I recently figured out that I'm kind of allergic to them but we don't know what I'm allergic to that's in them... and whats your favourite colour? sorry, I'm just curious a lot hehehe

As for the arm thing, I’ve seen humans do that quite a lot. I’m not entirely sure what it means, Humans can be so ridiculous.

Yes I can eat doritos.

(I LIVEEEEEEEEEEE- Mun)

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Update!!

Hey so IM NOT DEAD HUZZAH! School was killer, and sadly i won't be near a computer for most of my vacation. But fear not! I will at least try and update at least once before I got back to school again! :D 

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Wow!! 400+ followers! Thank you all so much!

I am so happy and shocked about how many followers this blog has! I’m sorry for the lack of updates! School has been kicking my butt!! I’ll be on a small hiatus until I get everything under control. Thank you so much though! <333

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My Bill  finally having the world under his control. Backgrounds are hard

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“Look at meeeeeeee, I’m askbillcipher-gravityf“

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EXCUSE ME, MY EYEBROWS ARE JUST FINE THANKS. DON’T BE SUCH A HATER, SIXER.

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Pardon me Mr. Cipher, I was wondering if you have ever met Doc Scratch? He is an omnipotent cue ball with a green and white suit. Also I would be willing to make a deal if you help me get a boy or girlfriend if you need a Maid of Heart, thank you for your time Mr. Cipher *bows*

Hello Anon! I see you wrote a very similar question like this before! I replied to that post! I’ll post the link here soon! You can find it on my page though. Thank you!

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So what is it like being in Stanford's body?

I’VE NEVER FELT BETTER! IT’S AMAZING!

(I’m using a new art program so the art may look different. I’m just getting used to it so bear with me please!)

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How are your friends in the nightmare realm going to teach this place how to party?Is it going to be a this is Halloween voodoo shit?If that's it then I'm in!

CORPSE PARTY. BYE YA MEATSACKS

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This is a really quick animation voice over of Bill Cipher. ;O; THE MISTAKES, THE SHAME. DON’T LOOK AT ME

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askbillcipher-gravityf what is this.

when did computers get so thin? 

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  ask-poinsixer It’s been about 10 years now, you’ve been out of the loop, Sixer~!

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BIIIIIILLLLL pffttshhh... Ok.. since you passed, I shall know ask the true ultimate question that has been on everyone's minds... What was your first reaction to hearing Dipper fart for the first time?

This is how it went down

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Questions anyone?

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I’m gonna move this to my art blog later,but look at my trash please.

Because I’m still into Isabella and Bill and their horrible life. I also changed Isabella’s story so now it’s just complicated than it is tragic.

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WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO THE UNLIMITED RIDDLE?! The answer to the ultimate question of life the universe and everything. (If you dont get this right, im going to reconsidering how awesome you are and how much knowledge you have or even how old you truly are)

42 is the all mighty answer (I actuallly did this question around the time this blog first started! This is a much nicer picture though :D yay for redraws!)

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I have a question can you like change back into your triangle figure bill please I'm a big fan and your my wallpaper on my screen if you can't that's OK but then can you scare dipper I want to see what he look like as he is scared?

As for Dipper I have a thing of me scarying him already! It’s one of my favorite past times! (That was actually one of my first posts! You can find it if you look back enough, when this blog was still A BABY ;O;-

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Questions anyone?

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Excuse me, Mr. Cipher? Have you ever met Doc Scratch from the Homestuck fandom? He is the omnipotent literal cue ball in a green and white suit. I feel you two would be close friends or be arch enemies. Also could you help me find a boyfriend? It kind of sucks having your first boyfriend at 17 and first break up at 18. Thank you for your time Mr. Cipher. *bows*

Also, for your relationship issue, don’t stress it! Humans are very fickle and get bored easily, but I’ve noticed that many are willing to stick around and work for the one that you humans feel affection for. You’ll find a fleshbag who will stick with you one day, don’t rush it. You’re a very young human, just enjoy life before I take over the world