Hallo?

Is this thing on??

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Ay, Medic! Has scout annoyed you sometimes? If so, what happened?

Yes, he has, on several occasions. Especially because he has this little portable radio, right? And he takes that thing with him everywhere he goes. It’s always blaring the most awful music- it gives me headaches every time I hear it.

So many times I’ve been tempted to just rip it out of his hands and crush it but-

but. I could never do that. That radio is special to him, I could never. So for now, I’ll just stay petty every waking hour of my life spent with him.

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favourite surgery?

Hm. Hard choice. I’d probably say the time I had to put my uber implant inside myself. I’m not going to lie, it was so much fun messing around with my own insides. Thank the gods for the Quick-Fix. 

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Gott, I really do hope this is working....

Guten tag everyone. I am the medic from Builders League United. A certain RED member you all may know of has somehow coerced me into making one of these. So send me your questions I suppose. I will try my best to send interesting.

[askblumed]

Hmph. I hope the camera is working…

[askblumed]

Faceclaim:

Stephen Colbert