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Brother Hermes i own the twinkery. 🧳MDNI☕️

[askbrotherhermes]

Alright, welcome critters and freaks! I’m brother Hermes, some random guy who arrived here because fourteen year old me thought it was church camp!

I hope that was interesting enough, because that’s all I got.

Starting off, i’m your friendly human queer guy who guys by he/him! Talk to me whenever. Do whatever, i’m here to party.

I manage a lot of stuff around the ministry, for the great or good, I don’t double check my work.

So incredibly excited to meet people, I think, but, overall, hi and hello!

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”Let’s go prank the siblings of sin!”

/ hehe i just wanted more shapeshifter stuff with shu and isis /

[askbrotherhermes]

*licks your art like a window*

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

i’m shaking is this real

[askbrotherhermes]

YOU’RE MAKING ME EVAPORATE

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”Let’s go prank the siblings of sin!”

/ hehe i just wanted more shapeshifter stuff with shu and isis /

[askbrotherhermes]

*licks your art like a window*

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

« OH, OH, OH, PENIS! »

”Is this comedy to you?”

[askbrotherhermes]

« Yes, yes it is. And I’m not even the only one who finds this funny. Seriously, what is up with you elders? Juniper gets it. »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”Why were you ever hired..”

[askbrotherhermes]

« I volunteered, actually. »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”Ah, I should’ve figured.”

[askbrotherhermes]

« I feel like you’re judging me. »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”Oh, really?” Osiris drawled out dryly.

[askbrotherhermes]

« …Yes. »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

« OH, OH, OH, PENIS! »

”Is this comedy to you?”

[askbrotherhermes]

« Yes, yes it is. And I’m not even the only one who finds this funny. Seriously, what is up with you elders? Juniper gets it. »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”Why were you ever hired..”

[askbrotherhermes]

« I volunteered, actually. »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”Ah, I should’ve figured.”

[askbrotherhermes]

« I feel like you’re judging me. »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

« OH, OH, OH, PENIS! »

”Is this comedy to you?”

[askbrotherhermes]

« Yes, yes it is. And I’m not even the only one who finds this funny. Seriously, what is up with you elders? Juniper gets it. »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”Why were you ever hired..”

[askbrotherhermes]

« I volunteered, actually. »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

« OH, OH, OH, PENIS! »

”Is this comedy to you?”

[askbrotherhermes]

« Yes, yes it is. And I’m not even the only one who finds this funny. Seriously, what is up with you elders? Juniper gets it. »

[askbrotherhermes]

PAUSE. WHERE DID SO MANY GHOST BAND RP ACCOUNTS GO?

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

osiris do u give good hugs?

*bats my eyelashes at u*

”Don’t, you gerbil.”

[askbrotherhermes]

« Give em a hug you negative Nelson. »

[askbrotherhermes]

”You look weird.”

« Holy shit!- Well hello to you aswell, Godzilla. »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”Godzilla? My name isn’t Godzilla you mortal.”

[askbrotherhermes]

« Gosh, are you degrading me or are you from the olden days? »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”Well aren’t you oh-so pure.”

[askbrotherhermes]

« Y’know, with that I think you and Alpha would get along. »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”I have a feeling Alpha finds you annoying, maybe we’d share that view.”

[askbrotherhermes]

« Woah, woah, woah! No one hates me! »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”I don’t believe that.”

*The ghoul deadpanned.*

[askbrotherhermes]

« Golly… You just keep coming. »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”Am I wrong or right?”

[askbrotherhermes]

« You’re right, you’re right. »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”Exactly.”

”You’re a brother of sin, aren’t you.”

[askbrotherhermes]

« Oh, hell yeah I am! »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”They just seem to be letting anyone in…”

*The ghoul muttered beneath his breath.*

[askbrotherhermes]

« Huh? »

[askbrotherhermes]

”You look weird.”

« Holy shit!- Well hello to you aswell, Godzilla. »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”Godzilla? My name isn’t Godzilla you mortal.”

[askbrotherhermes]

« Gosh, are you degrading me or are you from the olden days? »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”Well aren’t you oh-so pure.”

[askbrotherhermes]

« Y’know, with that I think you and Alpha would get along. »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”I have a feeling Alpha finds you annoying, maybe we’d share that view.”

[askbrotherhermes]

« Woah, woah, woah! No one hates me! »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”I don’t believe that.”

*The ghoul deadpanned.*

[askbrotherhermes]

« Golly… You just keep coming. »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”Am I wrong or right?”

[askbrotherhermes]

« You’re right, you’re right. »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”Exactly.”

”You’re a brother of sin, aren’t you.”

[askbrotherhermes]

« Oh, hell yeah I am! »

[askbrotherhermes]

”You look weird.”

« Holy shit!- Well hello to you aswell, Godzilla. »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”Godzilla? My name isn’t Godzilla you mortal.”

[askbrotherhermes]

« Gosh, are you degrading me or are you from the olden days? »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”Well aren’t you oh-so pure.”

[askbrotherhermes]

« Y’know, with that I think you and Alpha would get along. »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”I have a feeling Alpha finds you annoying, maybe we’d share that view.”

[askbrotherhermes]

« Woah, woah, woah! No one hates me! »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”I don’t believe that.”

*The ghoul deadpanned.*

[askbrotherhermes]

« Golly… You just keep coming. »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”Am I wrong or right?”

[askbrotherhermes]

« You’re right, you’re right. »

[askbrotherhermes]

”You look weird.”

« Holy shit!- Well hello to you aswell, Godzilla. »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”Godzilla? My name isn’t Godzilla you mortal.”

[askbrotherhermes]

« Gosh, are you degrading me or are you from the olden days? »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”Well aren’t you oh-so pure.”

[askbrotherhermes]

« Y’know, with that I think you and Alpha would get along. »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”I have a feeling Alpha finds you annoying, maybe we’d share that view.”

[askbrotherhermes]

« Woah, woah, woah! No one hates me! »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”I don’t believe that.”

*The ghoul deadpanned.*

[askbrotherhermes]

« Golly… You just keep coming. »

[askbrotherhermes]

”You look weird.”

« Holy shit!- Well hello to you aswell, Godzilla. »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”Godzilla? My name isn’t Godzilla you mortal.”

[askbrotherhermes]

« Gosh, are you degrading me or are you from the olden days? »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”Well aren’t you oh-so pure.”

[askbrotherhermes]

« Y’know, with that I think you and Alpha would get along. »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”I have a feeling Alpha finds you annoying, maybe we’d share that view.”

[askbrotherhermes]

« Woah, woah, woah! No one hates me! »

[askbrotherhermes]

”You look weird.”

« Holy shit!- Well hello to you aswell, Godzilla. »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”Godzilla? My name isn’t Godzilla you mortal.”

[askbrotherhermes]

« Gosh, are you degrading me or are you from the olden days? »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”Well aren’t you oh-so pure.”

[askbrotherhermes]

« Y’know, with that I think you and Alpha would get along. »

[askbrotherhermes]

”You look weird.”

« Holy shit!- Well hello to you aswell, Godzilla. »

[ask-cerberus-ghouls]

”Godzilla? My name isn’t Godzilla you mortal.”

[askbrotherhermes]

« Gosh, are you degrading me or are you from the olden days? »

[askbrotherhermes]

”You look weird.”

« Holy shit!- Well hello to you aswell, Godzilla. »