Not yet Stolen by the Fae

Call me Hazel (There is power in names) 🏳️‍⚧️ Demisexual panromantic poly nb transgal, 18+ occasionally reblog nsfw, She/they/it "The Moors exist in eternal twilight, in the pause between the lightning strike and the resurrection. They are a place of endless scientific experimentation, of monstrous beauty, and of terrible consequences." - Seanan McGuire, Down Among the Sticks and Bones

[dandyvampling]

Welcome to my tumblr blog! Enter freely and of your own will!

[necromanticalscience]

Hello, fellow wanderers! Can you be a dear and give me your name? I would never imagine doing anything nefarious with it ;3

[infectiouspiss]

cool so when does he die

[infectiouspiss]

that's a million million btw. that's ending world hunger and poverty forever. multiple times over.

[espanolbot2]

Also apparently the way SpaceX got to be a publicly traded company basically means a lot of people's pensions are now merged with it, so if/when it tanks it's going to take a lot of people's savings with it due to how some pension firms in the US invest their client's money.

[heydocverdant]

Ah shoot, did his “steal everyone’s 401k” plan get approved?

[espanolbot2]

Apparently so!

[heydocverdant]

Gee, that’ll be real hard to cover up before midterms. “Hey, starving Americans! We Republicans have good news and bad news. The bad news: none of you have any retirement funds anymore, and will now be working until you die. Good news: Elon Musk, the world’s most hated man, is now a trillionaire, and he can generate more Grok-based child porn for another month or two before the service runs out of investor money again! These two things are definitely not linked, now please put those torches and pitchforks down before somebody gets hur…“ *statement is interrupted by sudden forceful disembowelment*

[sailatina3]

[princess-of-phyresis]

you're a fool if you take the money: and here's why💡 $200 million sounds like a lot 💵 but smart entrepreneurs know the secret 🙊 to real riches is passive income 👨‍💼 while many might take the money 💰 real innovators will continue to use the orangutan 🦧 let's break it down- yes, you will be $200 shorter than your peers: but that job experience? 👔 not only will that help you stand🧍‍♂️out in interviews- it shows conviction and a desire to grow 🌱 and honestly? that's worth more than $200 million ✨️

[wastrelwoods]

been sort of obsessively combing through articles and websites and resources about top surgery and recovery more and more as I gear up to My Big Day and while I hate to report I may have gotten through most of the scientifically rigorous and reputable sites I am at least, now, stumbling over some of the funnier AI generated slop images i've ever seen in my quest for Patient Information

[brawltogethernow]

They missed. 😔

[strangeite]

[ID: An AI generated "photo" of a person sitting on couch with their shirt open. They have scars at the top of their chest under their collar bones, several rectangles of gauze inexplicably taped below that, and very clearly still have breasts. /end ID]

[cloudabserk]

selfish

[monotcchi]

this text post felt very farcille-core :")

[siwanpeizi]

Thinking about this

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

[b0tster]

gotta expose as much skin as possible so i dont overheat for this hot ass day 🥵🔥🌡☀️

[b0tster]

🫩

[b0tster]

gotta expose as much skin as possible so i dont overheat for this hot ass day 🥵🔥🌡☀️

[vgadvisor]

[incorrectranmaquotes]

[default-cube]

reblog to put on a collar and leash and hand the handle to prev like the good girl you are

[default-cube]

you know i expected a note difference, but i didn't really expect it to be a factor of 24. extremely subby website. good girls

[acekoral]

It would be really interesting to have like large scale data on how posts spread and gain notes. Like for example if a post is double as likely to be reblogged, it will reach a way larger number, because it has a cumulative effect. The note numbers can just vary wildly for smaller deviations

Also some people just couldn't contain themselves on the first post and spam reblogged it. Can't believe they'd just be skewing the data like that

[default-cube]

yeagh skewing the data like that is just wildly irresponsible. but what to do about it? the perpetrators are already collared and leashed

[sabertoothwalrus]

hello instagram artist. your challenge is to do a portrait study of a woman but you’re not allowed to stylize them so their eyes are really big and more cat eyed than the reference photo. You’re also not allowed to make their noses more of a button nose or their lips full and pouty or their faces heart shaped with no double chin. Also you have to draw a fat woman. one thats actually fat and not just slightly curvier than the kpop demon hunters body type. good luck

[mutimatuti]

never not thinking abt this

[punishedsaints]

[anachronic-cobra]

I cannot emphasize enough how exactly accurate this is to working in production

[b0tster]

animating animating animating animating hey wouldnt it be a good idea to extend this scene itll be so much better for the story if we added like 3 shots its just 3 more shots who even cares kjust 3 more shots to animate to animate to animate to an