Your Resident Tsukkomi

Choromatsu Matsuno Ask/RPBlog ((Anti-matsushippers pls block me. Mun is 18+ and blog is flagged as adult. )) Multi-verse, ships based on chemistry

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“H-heh! My cute little Choromatsu!”

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askchoromatsu:

“A card..?” Was he really that cheap to get a card? What, no porn dvds like usual? Choromatsu opened the card and.. it took a moment for him to process what was inside.

“Y.. you got the tickets..” choromatsu breathed, just.. so shocked. “K.. Karamatsu..”

Smiling when he finally opened it, Kara watched him with love. He looked so happy. God, he was so glad he chose the right seller too. Some were fake looking, so he had to do extra research. 

“Heh.. I’m glad you like it. Ah, I also have another gift for you, but it isn’t finished yet.” Opening his arms, he silently asked for a hug. 

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“Gah.. Y-you idiot..” Of course he meant it with all the affection he could muster. Choromatsu thrusted himself forward, embracing Karamatsu tight without any hesitation. “Mm..! Merry early Christmas, hehe.” Grinning, he pulled back enough to look at him. “And you’ll go with me? Right? Maybe.. Maybe after the concert, we can..” He cleared his throat loudly, as if that alone was enough implication.

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kisses shyly on cheek

“H-heh! My cute little Choromatsu!”

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askchoromatsu:

Choromatsu looked up at him, pouting slightly. “It wouldn’t be much of a Christmas gift.. but..” He sighed heavily. Oh, well. He sighed harshly, nodding. “If you insist! You better make it up when we do go out then.” He imagined love hotels were packed on Christmas Day.. probably. He didn’t want to risk a crowd! He’d die!

“Trust me! It is!” He grinned and gave him another small squeeze. “I’ll do everything I can to ensure that you have the best Christmas yet. Heh…” Releasing the other, he went on his way to retrieve the gift. 

A moment later, he came back with a card. “Here you go…I hope you like it.” He smiled wide and handed it to the other. “I… got them the first day they came out. H-heh… And backstage passes as well.” 

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"A card..?" Was he really that cheap to get a card? What, no porn dvds like usual? Choromatsu opened the card and.. it took a moment for him to process what was inside.

"Y.. you got the tickets.." choromatsu breathed, just.. so shocked. "K.. Karamatsu.."

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⇕ - And a name to ask if they would sleep with them.

“D-do you really have to ask…? Of course I’d sleep with you, Choromatsu.” 

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“Ah.. ahh, you’re so cute, I swear.”

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kisses shyly on cheek

“H-heh! My cute little Choromatsu!”

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askchoromatsu:

“No!” He said very simply, lightly batting at the second son’s chest. “Wait! It’ll be worth waiting, alright? Don’t get too excited..”  Choromatsu let himself melt into the other’s embrace, sighing wistfully. “I mean, we’ve waited this long. What’s another couple weeks, right?”

“Ah… N-no, you seem to have misunderstood!” Chuckling, Karamatsu peeled apart from him a bit to stroke his cheek. “I was… hoping to give you your gift so you could use it on Christmas Eve. It uh… expires by then.” He sheepishly rubbed the back of his head. “I was planning on giving it to you on the twenty-first.” 

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Choromatsu looked up at him, pouting slightly. “It wouldn’t be much of a Christmas gift.. but..” He sighed heavily. Oh, well. He sighed harshly, nodding. “If you insist! You better make it up when we do go out then.” He imagined love hotels were packed on Christmas Day.. probably. He didn’t want to risk a crowd! He’d die!

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kisses shyly on cheek

“H-heh! My cute little Choromatsu!”

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askchoromatsu:

“Yeah. I’ve been saving up for a nice place..” Might as well right? “I’ve passed up on Nyaa-chan’s Christmas Festival concert for this you know!” Choromatsu pouted, trying to be stern. He really wanted to go after all! But this was more important right now.

“You know what, I can tell.” Choro smiled wryly. “Simmer down now, for goodness’ sake.”

“Ah.” When that comment was brought up, Karamatsu wanted to shove his gift at Choromatsu right away. However, he had to refrain from doing so since it would spoil the moment. Swallowing nervously, he nuzzled the younger’s cheek with his own. 

“S-sorry! I’m just… so excited. Actually… I know it’s really early before Christmas, but I would… Really like to give you your gift now. Can I?” 

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“No!” He said very simply, lightly batting at the second son’s chest. “Wait! It’ll be worth waiting, alright? Don’t get too excited..”  Choromatsu let himself melt into the other’s embrace, sighing wistfully. “I mean, we’ve waited this long. What’s another couple weeks, right?”

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kisses shyly on cheek

“H-heh! My cute little Choromatsu!”

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askchoromatsu:

It was just a gentle bump but boy did that do things to the third son. Little things, but things nevertheless. Still, Choromatsu waved his hands dismissively. “Er, no! No, that’s okay! I mean..” Just as much, if not more so.

“Let’s tone it down.. I want to save it f-for the uh.. the hotel..” Choro mumbled the last bit, tearing his gaze and beet red face away. Damn.

“T-the hotel?” Hearing his last words, he swallowed hard and thought about all the dirty things they could do there. Hell, they even had vending machines for sex toys!! Just the idea of it made his entire face turn a bright red, which was about the same shade as Osomatsu’s hoodie. 

“L-like… A love hotel…?” Whispering, he gripped onto Choro’s hips and almost started to weep. “I’m so excited…” 

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“Yeah. I’ve been saving up for a nice place..” Might as well right? “I’ve passed up on Nyaa-chan’s Christmas Festival concert for this you know!” Choromatsu pouted, trying to be stern. He really wanted to go after all! But this was more important right now.

“You know what, I can tell.” Choro smiled wryly. “Simmer down now, for goodness’ sake.”

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kisses shyly on cheek

“H-heh! My cute little Choromatsu!”

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askchoromatsu:

“Uh.”

Choromatsu’s brows knitted together in thought. “Didn’t they.. die at the end?” Well he hoped it wouldn’t come to that. He doubted it. Besides, they were lovers, just not.. public ones.

His breath hitched in his throat, feeling the other’s fingers slip up his back. His dress shirt was tucked in, so at least there was no direct skin contact yet. “I uh.. I can only imagine. Mnn, Karamatsu..” Despite his fear of being caught, Choromatsu didn’t protest much more. His fingers curled on the front of Kara’s own parka, digging into the fabric. 

“W-well, yeah but… It is the idea that counts, right?” He chuckled softly while starting to rub against the small of his back. “You can only imagine? Hm…What if I showed you just a taste of what you’ll be getting?” Being a virgin himself, he could only copy what the cool guys did in the…. videos he watched. That included gently bumping their crotches together. After doing so, he did get shy and quietly apologized. “T-that was too far, I’m sorry.” Virgin. He was a complete virgin. 

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It was just a gentle bump but boy did that do things to the third son. Little things, but things nevertheless. Still, Choromatsu waved his hands dismissively. “Er, no! No, that’s okay! I mean..” Just as much, if not more so.

“Let’s tone it down.. I want to save it f-for the uh.. the hotel..” Choro mumbled the last bit, tearing his gaze and beet red face away. Damn.

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kisses shyly on cheek

“H-heh! My cute little Choromatsu!”

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askchoromatsu:

“K-karamatsu..” He was only sorry they couldn’t do that - be normal. If only, right? A mega virgin like himself would only love to show off his boyfriend.

Alas.

“Sorry..” Choromatsu could only manage to mumble while nuzzling the elder. He wasn’t sad or mournful, but he did feel like he had to apologize a lot simply because they couldn’t act like a normal couple in any public setting.

“Ah! There’s no reason to be sorry. I suppose we are like Romeo and Juliet, right? Heh! Two lovers who can never be.” Squeezing him a bit more, he sighed softly and kissed his cheek. 

“I… Am really looking forward to my Christmas gift, though. I have… So many things I want to do with you. Heh, I want to touch you everywhere, my little Choromatsu.” To prove a point, he boldly slipped his fingers up the back of the third’s parka. Scandalous. 

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“Uh.”

Choromatsu’s brows knitted together in thought. “Didn’t they.. die at the end?” Well he hoped it wouldn’t come to that. He doubted it. Besides, they were lovers, just not.. public ones.

His breath hitched in his throat, feeling the other’s fingers slip up his back. His dress shirt was tucked in, so at least there was no direct skin contact yet. “I uh.. I can only imagine. Mnn, Karamatsu..” Despite his fear of being caught, Choromatsu didn’t protest much more. His fingers curled on the front of Kara’s own parka, digging into the fabric. 

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kisses shyly on cheek

“H-heh! My cute little Choromatsu!”

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askchoromatsu:

After the little forehead kiss, Choromatsu barely gave the elder a chance to recover before tilting his head to press a soft kiss to his lips. His cheeks and ears burned bright.  “It’s alright.” He mumbled, having pulled away enough to look at Karamatsu. Then he went in for another little kiss. “I love you too.” The third was rarely so affectionate at home.

Karamarsu was stunned at the kiss on the lips. Really, he wasn’t expecting it at all. He almost started to tear up. Almost. Luckily, he stopped himself from getting over emotional just in time. 

Throwing his arms around Choromatsu, he pulled him inwards for a tight hug. “C-Choromatsu… You can’t do cute things like that. I won’t be able to control myself with you when the others are around. I want to adore you and show you off to everyone I meet! Heh! What a guilty guy I am! I love you so much, my sweet honey!!”

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“K-karamatsu..” He was only sorry they couldn’t do that - be normal. If only, right? A mega virgin like himself would only love to show off his boyfriend.

Alas.

“Sorry..” Choromatsu could only manage to mumble while nuzzling the elder. He wasn’t sad or mournful, but he did feel like he had to apologize a lot simply because they couldn’t act like a normal couple in any public setting.

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kisses shyly on cheek

“H-heh! My cute little Choromatsu!”

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askchoromatsu:

“Ah!” 

More of his painful ramblings? Well, its not like Choromatsu ever expected him to stop anyway. “Yeah. Yeah, please do.” The third smiled gently, happy to see someone he cares for look so happy.  “Hehe.. You’re right. Actually..” Reaching forward to hold the other’s hands, he went on to stroke him with his thumbs. “K-karamatsu, it’s still a secret. Well.. as best as we can make it be.” The social stigmas of just what they were doing still effected Choromatsu greatly, stressing the already hi-strung Matsuno even further. “But! But.. I’ll remember the mistletoe for later.” Choro smiled sweetly, his cheeks burning. 

He knew his brother could get mopey, brooding, sulking even. So it warmed Choro’s heart to see him so happy! He’ll do whatever he can to keep him in a good mood.

“Ah, right. I always forget… I wish we weren’t brothers…” He trailed off and played with his fringe. Then, he realized what he said and how terrible it sounded. “I-I mean! I wish we weren’t brothers since it is not legal to be in love with each other! Heh! I s-suppose that means we must have been lovers in a past life and have been granted eternity with each other by being siblings!” Although he felt bad, his worries were getting swept away from the gentle strokes against his hands. 

“Mm..” Grinning, he squeezed Choro’s hands and leaned forward to give him a kiss on the forehead. “My little Choromatsu… I love you so much.” 

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After the little forehead kiss, Choromatsu barely gave the elder a chance to recover before tilting his head to press a soft kiss to his lips. His cheeks and ears burned bright.  “It’s alright.” He mumbled, having pulled away enough to look at Karamatsu. Then he went in for another little kiss. “I love you too.” The third was rarely so affectionate at home.

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kisses shyly on cheek

“H-heh! My cute little Choromatsu!”

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askchoromatsu:

“A little.” He admitted. But after years, one can’t help but build up a bit of a resistance.  “But that’s okay. When you go off like that, it makes me feel special, I guess.” That was one way of putting it. 

“R-really? Heh! I always thought you liked it! In that case… Should I do it more? I want to show the entire world my affection for you! My little Choromatsu!” He was so excited that his eyes seemed to shimmer. “Ah… I’m so excited for Christmas! For once in our lives, we finally have a partner to celebrate it with! I cannot wait to stand under the mistletoe and share a passionate kiss!”

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“Ah!” 

More of his painful ramblings? Well, its not like Choromatsu ever expected him to stop anyway. “Yeah. Yeah, please do.” The third smiled gently, happy to see someone he cares for look so happy.  “Hehe.. You’re right. Actually..” Reaching forward to hold the other’s hands, he went on to stroke him with his thumbs. “K-karamatsu, it’s still a secret. Well.. as best as we can make it be.” The social stigmas of just what they were doing still effected Choromatsu greatly, stressing the already hi-strung Matsuno even further. “But! But.. I’ll remember the mistletoe for later.” Choro smiled sweetly, his cheeks burning. 

He knew his brother could get mopey, brooding, sulking even. So it warmed Choro’s heart to see him so happy! He’ll do whatever he can to keep him in a good mood.

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kisses shyly on cheek

“H-heh! My cute little Choromatsu!”

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askchoromatsu:

“Unfortunately I think I’m cursed to a lifetime of NEEThood.. but in this case I don’t really mind.” The third son squirms in the second’s tight embrace, laughing at the smooches he was getting.  “Hrmph!” Even then, he manages to be stern. “I still have that in my favor then. -That-.” Choromatsu emphasizes, smirking. “- is a secret. It could be any time. It could be now, it could be Christmas morning. You just won’t know until it happens.”

“Heh! My cute little Choromatsu… I am looking forward to it! Believe me, I will remain very surprised when you give me your gift.” He smiled wider and started off on one of his painful tangents. 

“My lovely little Choromatsu! What a good brother you are. Heh, giving up something you only have once in a lifetime to a sinful may as I! Oh, what a guilty guy I am! I pray to the heaven above that I am worth all of your time, my little Choromatsu. You are my life! My love! My will to live! Aaah, imagining a day without you is like imagining a life without the sun in the sky! Or the moon without the stars. Heh! I could never imagine a time like that, for I love you, my little Choromatsu! So- Ah, was this painful? Heh! I apologize. I get ahead of myself sometimes…” 

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“A little.” He admitted. But after years, one can’t help but build up a bit of a resistance.  “But that’s okay. When you go off like that, it makes me feel special, I guess.” That was one way of putting it. 

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kisses shyly on cheek

“H-heh! My cute little Choromatsu!”

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askchoromatsu:

..Can you at least pretend to be surprised when it happens? Geez. I don’t know how you can be so dense yet observant at the same time.

“C-choromatsu…” Swallowing hard, he leaned forward to embrace him into a tight hug. “Sorry… I… I really am surprised though! Heh! I always thought you would want to graduate from being a NEET with a pretty girl. Smiling, he pressed kisses against his face. “Can we… When do I get my present?” 

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“Unfortunately I think I’m cursed to a lifetime of NEEThood.. but in this case I don’t really mind.” The third son squirms in the second’s tight embrace, laughing at the smooches he was getting.  “Hrmph!” Even then, he manages to be stern. “I still have that in my favor then. -That-.” Choromatsu emphasizes, smirking. “- is a secret. It could be any time. It could be now, it could be Christmas morning. You just won’t know until it happens.”

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FUCK youuuuuu, choro

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“H-heh! My cute little Choromatsu!”

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askchoromatsu:

We.. we haven’t even -done- anything, how can you even -think- that..

“A-ah… Right, please forgive me. Heh, I simply was taking a guess of what… the…” 

 “Choromatsu… are you offering me… Y-Yourself… as a gift…?”

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..Can you at least pretend to be surprised when it happens? Geez. I don’t know how you can be so dense yet observant at the same time.

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“H-heh! My cute little Choromatsu!”

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askchoromatsu:

I can’t tell you! That’d spoil the surprise! Uh.. You don’t have to. I mean.. my gift to you is also.. sorta.. a gift to me, heh.

My gift to you is also.. sorta.. a gift to me, heh.

Huh?

??????  ?? ? ??? ? ? ? ?? ? ?? ? ? 

“Eh? Did we already give it to one another? What are you talking about? D-did you see your gift already?” Humming, he thought long and hard about what Choromatsu was talking about. So far, not a single thing came to mind. “A gift… for both of us…?” 

Suddenly, he grabbed onto Choro’s shoulders and shook him. “Are you pregnant!?”

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We.. we haven’t even -done- anything, how can you even -think- that..

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“H-heh! My cute little Choromatsu!”

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You know the usual gift exchange is coming up, Christmas and all, ehe.

I do, uh.. plan on getting you something extra..

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“Huh? Something extra? L-like what? I got you a gift already but… I would feel horrible if I didn’t get you something more!”

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I can’t tell you! That’d spoil the surprise! Uh.. You don’t have to. I mean.. my gift to you is also.. sorta.. a gift to me, heh.