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‘SUP! RAINBOW DASH HERE! JUST WANTED TO SAY THAT ME AND FLUTTERSHY ARE MAREFRIENDS AND WE’RE TOTALLY BANGING EACH OTHER! SUCK IT, NERDS!

#20%COOLER

...Anyway, I wanted to say I’m sorry. To all you ponies I was mean to, to Trixie, wherever you are, and that bear who I think is in the Jesus dimension now, I’m sorry. I don’t know if I can ever make up for everything I did, but I want to try. Cyberbully Fluttershy is gone for good.

Oh, and, uh...yes, Rainbow Dash and I, we’re...you know...in a relationship. And speaking of which, Rainbow has something she’d like to say, so I’m just going to turn the keyboard over to her now.

#Ask Nice Fluttershy

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#Ask #Fluttershy

The coming of the FOURTH PRINCESS is followed by a PLAGUE of UNFRIENDLY WORDS. TWO armies wage war in the eyes of all but in SECRET, are HEADS of the SAME BEAST. The SHADOW of the FINAL DESTROYER of the COSMIC GIANTS eclipses the SUN and MOON. The MESSENGER delivers the SAVIOR to the LAST GIANT and the STARS will aid her escape. The NIGHTMARE will end and the NEXT GENERATION will awaken in the stars. ONLY THEN DOES THE PACT END.

Abdul Alhorsered, The Plotinomicon

#The Second Coming of Kindness

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That was stupid and made no sense.

No, it made PERFECT sense. Starlight Glimmer is a genius and when everypony reads this interview in our newsletter, they’re going to go “Great work, Purity! 10/10! Greatest interview ever!”.

Whoever you are, you’re going to regret being such a neighsayer when we release the vocal cord parasprites on all of Equestria!

askcyberbullyfluttershy

Metaphorical vocal cord parasprites, of course.

That was stupid and made no sense.

No, it made PERFECT sense. Starlight Glimmer is a genius and when everypony reads this interview in our newsletter, they’re going to go “Great work, Purity! 10/10! Greatest interview ever!”.

Whoever you are, you’re going to regret being such a neighsayer when we release the vocal cord parasprites on all of Equestria!