Ask Donna Paulsen

This is Donna. Although I am currently unemployed, I am still the HBIC. That part will never change.

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Deck the halls with boughs of holly...

I can already taste Christmas. The time of the year I get to use Harvey's credit card for two weeks straight. Best time of the year.

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There's a special place in hell for angsty teenagers.

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Were you the 'Queen Bee' in high school?

Of course! I am Donna.

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Do you think Louis really voted for Jessica, but when Hardman won Louis acted like he voted for him so he could still be Senior Partner?

I haven't been able to confirm the vote yet. Normally, I'm all up on the firm's business, but I've been exhausted, so I haven't really caught up with everything yet.

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What is Harveys motivation keeping Mike around? Do you think he is sexually attracted to him?

No.

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What kind of man attracts you? What kind of woman attracts you?

Brilliance, Intelligence, Humorous, Polite, and playful in bed.

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What do you think of Norma? Why doesn't she scare you out the way she creeps Harvey out?

Because I've trained Norma to exude fear. We're pretty great at what we do.

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Did Mike and you ever pull a prank on Harvey and Louis?

I don't think he has the balls to do so.

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Mike's middle name is James, Harvey's is Reginald. Care to tell us yours?

ahahaha You're funny (not really).

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Have you ever wonder how Louis knows so much about you (likes, dislikes, tastes,...)? Aren't you afraid that he is stocking you somehow?

He knows only the superficial things. Plus, I'll give him some credit for his perceptive abilities. Most lawyers do. Otherwise you're not worthy to be one.

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Didn't Mike tell you? Harold took a can opener to open a can of tuna. Mike, to his horror, realized that it was the pre-trial ritual can opener and immediately told Harold. Harold almost peed his pants.

Being Harold is enough as a torturous method to get him back.

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Do you think you, Harvey, and Jessica can ever forgive Louis for being on team Hardman?

Only time will tell. I understand where Louis is coming from, but I still believe he let the team down. We'll see.

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Hey Donna!! So what's up now that Hardman is gone? Can you give us some tips on how to read people (how they behave, dress,...) plz? It was so amazing the way you could tell Harvey's thoughts just by looking at his tie ("too far from the left." if I recall)

Now, we go back to repairing PA. Bringing it back from the place Hardman dragged it to.

I don't reveal my tactics. I've trained for several years. The best place to begin is with a Japanese sensei on top of a mountain with a 1000 steps.

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Quoting Harvey : "Donna never makes mistakes" - What's your secret? (Do you really never do mistakes? Or are your spy skills so impressive that you can hide them from harvey?)

I can go on boasting about how flawless I am, being a super-spy and whatnot, I'd just be lying to myself and my fans. Sometimes, I make mistakes. They happen on rare occasions, but they sometimes happen. Sue me. I'm only human (a super-spy humanoid).

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I think you and Rachael should get it on and give the show some much needed lesbian action. It's a ratings gold mine, what do you think?

What makes you think we haven't already done things already?

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What's the can opener used for?

You guys can keep asking, but you'll never find out.

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Does Jessica scare you a little? Because she scares me a lot.

Jessica doesn't scare me. We speak the same language of fear.