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“This is the story of a man named Stanley. Stanley worked for a company in a big building where he was employee #427. Employee #427’s job was simple: he sat at his desk in room 427 and he answered questions on a keyboard. Asks came to him through a monitor on his desk, questioning him about things along the lines as to what his opinion on The Narrator is, what his favorite ending is, and why he might like it so much. This is what employee 427 did every day of every month of every year, and although others might have considered it soul rending, Stanley relished every moment that the asks came in, as though he had been made exactly for this job. And Stanley was happy.”

Hello, internet. My name is Stanley. Welcome to my ask blog.

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thoughts on Worms

Worms are cool!

I’ve never seen one in person, but I still think they seem pretty neat from what I know about them.

nineparlor9696

Well,then. How about I give you this woolly worm, free of charge?

askemployee427

Yes please,, I would very much enjoy the company of a woolly worm,,,

After a while of looking online for things I can do to interact more here, such as answering questions about myself and allowing people to learn more about me, I stumbled across those ‘about me’ sheets that are for young children apparently do in school as some sort of way to get to know their peers.

Perhaps I should do something like that to post here in the near future.

It’s not like I can’t print and scan things with the office copy machines.

Honestly, I think that it might be a fun activity for me to do in order to let you guys get to know me a little bit better.

What do you think?

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Oh wow... upon all topics I thought you would talk about. Whether it would be related to your place. Like questions about your desk arrangement. Or about that disingenuous bucket. Or the marvelous game that is The Stanley Parable.

Kissing m-the.... Narrator. Was not one I thought would come up, ever. Really, I would of guessed you would kiss your oh so loving "Wife" first. I mean I can't imagine the plastic would feel pleasant.

But still for no personal reason at all I feel quite flustered about that reply from earlier. Although me aside, I think from opinions of others, definitely not myself. You should fulfill that wish. If that would make you happy Stanley.

Yours Sincerely

Writer~ Anon~

Thank you, Writer Anon.

As always, it’s very nice to see you again!

I really do appreciate the advice.

Perhaps I could somehow convince Narry to come physically pay me a visit down in the office one of these runs..

That would be quite nice, I believe.

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askemployee427

Stan the man - @ask-the-narrator-for-fun

Now this is quite interesting..

Hello there! How are you today?

ask-the-narrator-for-fun

"Good."

askemployee427

That’s good to hear!

You’re not from around here, yeah-?

One of those ‘alternate universes’, from what I remember correctly?

Regardless, it’s very nice to meet you!

ask-the-narrator-for-fun

"Nice to meet you too, Stanley."

"Two Stanss.."

askemployee427

The more the merrier, I suppose!

Not that I’d know that concept super well, but that’s alright!

askemployee427

Stan the man - @ask-the-narrator-for-fun

Now this is quite interesting..

Hello there! How are you today?

ask-the-narrator-for-fun

"Good."

askemployee427

That’s good to hear!

You’re not from around here, yeah-?

One of those ‘alternate universes’, from what I remember correctly?

Regardless, it’s very nice to meet you!

askemployee427

you and the Narrator should kiss

cheers, sigma anon

Oh !

I agree I would love to share a kiss with him oh my god please

embernby22

Go for it, I'm sure he is just too shy.

askemployee427

perhaps… thank you for the advice,,

you and the Narrator should kiss

cheers, sigma anon

Oh !

I agree I would love to share a kiss with him oh my god please

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thoughts on Worms

Worms are cool!

I’ve never seen one in person, but I still think they seem pretty neat from what I know about them.

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askemployee427

Why do you love the bucket so much? It is just a bucket, you know. (Give me the fucking bucket ISTG.)

-Fox Anon🦊

I love the bucket because it's MY bucket. It was given to me by someone that I hold very dear and close to my heart.

It even has "PROPTERY OF STANLEY" as a sticker on it, just to show that it's mine!

And no, I will not be giving you my bucket. Apologies for any inconveniences that this may cause.

You ARE more than welcome to get a bucket of your own, though!

embernby22

Stanleyyy? Is it really primarily because it's your bucket or more because it's the bucket given to you by The Narrator? :3

Tell me more, I am interested

askemployee427

It's because it's MY bucket. It belongs to ME.

and MAYBE because it was given to me by The Narrator.

Stan the man - @ask-the-narrator-for-fun

Now this is quite interesting..

Hello there! How are you today?

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Why do you love the bucket so much? It is just a bucket, you know. (Give me the fucking bucket ISTG.)

-Fox Anon🦊

I love the bucket because it's MY bucket. It was given to me by someone that I hold very dear and close to my heart.

It even has "PROPERTY OF STANLEY" as a sticker on it, just to show that it's mine!

And no, I will not be giving you my bucket. Apologies for any inconveniences that this may cause.

You ARE more than welcome to get a bucket of your own, though!

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*give you cookies* it is a gift because I love you so much!!

- Stanley's uncanon kid anon

Aw, thank you so much!! you're too kind!

I really do quite enjoy sweets, though.. thank you!

I love you too!

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askemployee427

Look at my dog.

Ooh..

That’s certainly a cool looking dog you’ve got there! What breed is it, if I may ask?

atiredcashier

The breed is Dale. His name is Dale².

askemployee427

I can’t say that I’ve heard of that dog breed before..

That’s alright, though! Dale² seems like a nice dog!

it's sigma time!!

(aka im back)

cheers, sigma anon

Welcome back, Sigma anon!

It’s very nice to see you again!

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Look at my dog.

Ooh..

That’s certainly a cool looking dog you’ve got there! What breed is it, if I may ask?

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Oh dear it's been quite a week. And by "quite" I really mean quiet. I haven't see your blog be active for awhile now. So I am now doing in the metaphorical sense, poking your carrass with a stick.

As Stanley I don't mean to alarm you. But people don't appreciate being left in the dark. Take it from me a very celebrated Writer. It's quite dreadful being inactive. As folks demand more and more for content, disregard boundaries even. Some might even take it a step too far and may try to find your address.

It can be a very stressful situation. Fortunately that has yet to happen to me. So take that fans. But for you I recommend making a simple post to keep their silly and criminal minds at bay.

Or maybe your silence is for a different reason. Perhaps you're simply taking a break. Yes maybe you're suffering from a disastrous car crash. Or a sudden emotional break up. It's okay, you're strong, intelligent, Stanley, other comforting words and jumbo. You'll get through this and recover. Or not. Break ups in this day and age can be just as gruesome and bone breaking as an actual car.

Or maybe you simply haven't received an ask in awhile. Which if that is the case. I hope this ask finds you well and gives you something to respond to.

Yours Sincerely,

Writer~ Anon~

Why hello again, Writer Anon!

It certainly has been quite a while since my last few posts-

It's been quiet here for some time, having not received any new asks or content of which I could respond to and post here, unfortunately.

However, that's seemed to change, considering that you are the second anon to join my inbox in the past few hours!

Anyways, I completely understand how people might feel about being left in the dark. I didn't mean to alarm anyone who follows me for content here on this site. I simply just hadn't received anything for a little while.

I'll keep that in mind though, and try to at least post SOMETHING even if I don't have any new asks just so that people know I'm still here!

Regardless, though, I appreciate you thinking of me and sending something in. It's always nice to see what you have to say when I see you pop up in my inbox!

I look forward to hearing from you again, Writer Anon.

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