Alt Blog

Here will be reblogs of neat art and other stuff, if you'd like to see my content, you'll need to go to my main! Main: @ember-nby

[lexumpysfunland]

Hello, i would like to send in a formal complaint to Walter. I had a dream in which he was spying on me again, and the little centipede he sent BIT THE SHIT OUT OF ME. I was very kind to it okay, i even gave it treats, and it still bit me </3

Thanj you for listening

(I actually dreamed about thsi by the way)

I hmm... Wait, he can do that?!?/j/silly no yeah I mean he technically can.... but I don't know why he'd do that to you??? you didn't do anytihng bad to him so far so I'm lost- I'll tell him and see what he says....

[jester-plume]

Bird's Eye View

Had a blast paint @test-url-please-ignore's Wesley today :3

[mikeeper]

Mikeeper child (her name is billie)

[mikeeper]

More billie

[creaturey]

girly-pop the pansexual african lily who works at the blood lab check-in

[cerastes]

I don’t think we ought to normalize or justify bullying as a means to keep people from being annoying — a sentiment that in and of itself could make for a whole article’s worth of conversation — but I do think we should make a habit of politely but directly telling people “hey I didn’t like that”, “that wasn’t funny”, “you are mistaken”, and the like if it’s called for, and more importantly, you should be able to take a “that wasn’t funny” for instance without taking it personally, because protecting a polite harmony where no one can criticize each other, not even politely, is also really, really bad.

[rocketbirdie]

guys. Guys please you're allowed to say big boy words. please we cannot keep just rolling with the sanitization of every space on the internet ok. you're allowed to say suicide. you're allowed to say porn. they're not bad words, they're just words.

also by ''censoring'' the words with silly spellings you're actually making it much harder for people to filter out. please just say Sex you don't have to call it woohoo like it's the fucking sims. i promise the Word Police aren't going to arrest you

[ratcandy]

are u guys hearing this

(This is a Great Golden Digger Wasp - Sphex ichneumoneus - doing what its name implies, digging. But you may also notice, if you turn the sound on, that she’s making some incredible noises as she does so.)

[ratcandy]

Incredible onomatopoeia practice happening in my notes

[kireiscorner]

I wanted to draw her so bad...

[incorrectstanleyparablequotes]

The Narrator: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad? The Curator: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolate- Stanley: Smad.

[iwannabeaswampwitch]

Lots of drama in our household

[chronicallykiki]

I think my Pokemon are in danger.

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

[liquidstar]

Same guys btw. So they did turn out good yeah

[mawofthemagnetar]

The problem with being low support needs is that people mentally autocorrect that to “no support needs” and then proceed to give you absolutely nothing and then get surprised when you implode after six months.

[nigelgraz]

Reblogged my whole gallery bc i want my beloved creatures to be close to me

[lexumpysfunland]

DOODLESSSSSS

I'm sorry, once again, for not posting much, this time, Artfight is in the way .... but I do work on tiny things whenever I hop on Magma with @ember-nby once a week!!! It forces me to make more doodles about my boys hehehe, so now I have some doodles to share :D and more to gatekeep for the time being....

And this little thing that I won't explain for now :)

EMBER YOU BETTER NOT SAY WHAT IT IS!!!!! /hj

[lexumpysfunland]

DOODLESSSSSS

I'm sorry, once again, for not posting much, this time, Artfight is in the way .... but I do work on tiny things whenever I hop on Magma with @ember-nby once a week!!! It forces me to make more doodles about my boys hehehe, so now I have some doodles to share :D and more to gatekeep for the time being....

And this little thing that I won't explain for now :)

EMBER YOU BETTER NOT SAY WHAT IT IS!!!!! /hj

[lexumpysfunland]

DOODLESSSSSS

I'm sorry, once again, for not posting much, this time, Artfight is in the way .... but I do work on tiny things whenever I hop on Magma with @ember-nby once a week!!! It forces me to make more doodles about my boys hehehe, so now I have some doodles to share :D and more to gatekeep for the time being....

And this little thing that I won't explain for now :)

EMBER YOU BETTER NOT SAY WHAT IT IS!!!!! /hj