The Goat🐐

...Tell me why i found jellie cat hair all over my lab with a few of my tools misplaced?

And a chunk of my table missing Mr Goodtimes.

// @askengineeringdoc

Must be the work of Heavenly Retribution!

Scar. If you do not tell the truth promptly, I will send you a present that rivals that of Bdubs's termite gift basket.

Do you like your apartment Mr Goodtimes?

what terrible accusations you are hinting at here, Doc!

what makes you think that the cat hair in your lab is jellie cat hair? are all cats all jellies? or is jellie all cats?

also! if you have any ghost problems, my apartment is not open for a roommate!

I, Mr Goodtimes, have done no wrong! And so has my Jellie!

I also found your hair Scar, and your cat clip, the one with the grumpy cat on it?

The better question is how you can tell which hair is mine and why you specifically know I'd have a grumpy cat clip?!

should I be checking my home for cameras too?!

No, for one: I'm friends with your roommate, two: i respect your privacy, three: you post your entire life on your Instagram story

and I have just learned you are not the culprit, Apologies for the inconvience Mr Goodtimes, You will receive a gift basket with cat toys for Jellie and snacks for you as a token of apologies.

#ask the goat

...Tell me why i found jellie cat hair all over my lab with a few of my tools misplaced?

And a chunk of my table missing Mr Goodtimes.

// @askengineeringdoc

Must be the work of Heavenly Retribution!

Scar. If you do not tell the truth promptly, I will send you a present that rivals that of Bdubs's termite gift basket.

Do you like your apartment Mr Goodtimes?

what terrible accusations you are hinting at here, Doc!

what makes you think that the cat hair in your lab is jellie cat hair? are all cats all jellies? or is jellie all cats?

also! if you have any ghost problems, my apartment is not open for a roommate!

I, Mr Goodtimes, have done no wrong! And so has my Jellie!

I also found your hair Scar, and your cat clip, the one with the grumpy cat on it?

#ask the goat

...Tell me why i found jellie cat hair all over my lab with a few of my tools misplaced?

And a chunk of my table missing Mr Goodtimes.

// @askengineeringdoc

Must be the work of Heavenly Retribution!

Scar. If you do not tell the truth promptly, I will send you a present that rivals that of Bdubs's termite gift basket.

Do you like your apartment Mr Goodtimes?

#ask the goat

...

After a hiatus, i come to find @ask-ce-grian has stolen my parts and built a robot, When i find you...

...When I find you Buttercup...

You have no proof of anything

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After a hiatus, i come to find @ask-ce-grian has stolen my parts and built a robot, When i find you...

...When I find you Buttercup...

You have no proof of anything

I have Air tags on every single piece of equipment and there is a cluster of them in your apartment, Unless I should be blaming Mumbo, It is you. Please return my wrench at least, I need it

You have like 5 you don't need them all

You took my tiny one,

I need it to fix my automatons.

Give it back Or Pearlie the cat gets it.

#the goat talks

...

After a hiatus, i come to find @ask-ce-grian has stolen my parts and built a robot, When i find you...

...When I find you Buttercup...

You have no proof of anything

I have Air tags on every single piece of equipment and there is a cluster of them in your apartment, Unless I should be blaming Mumbo, It is you. Please return my wrench at least, I need it

#the goat talks

...

After a hiatus, i come to find @ask-ce-grian has stolen my parts and built a robot, When i find you...

...When I find you Buttercup...

#the goat talks

In Bdubs and Etho apartment there is a small glass jar of beige specks that look like dust, moving, wiggly specks of dust, with a sticky note taped to the side 'I know what you did, This is your warning -The Goat'

// @askengineeringdoc

Bdubs picks up the jar, slightly confused but also terrified. it was hard to see what was going on in the jar. He was very suspicious of it, however, with the sticky note. There was no way Doc could know. He couldn't

Termites. It was a Jar full of Termites. Wood eating Soul Sucking Termites.

Bdubs repels back, once he notices, yelping and in his panic dropping the jar. He panics even more at this and starts hitting as many as possible with a shoe

The termites go and attack bdub's plants, they just completely tear them apart

He yelps in terror, running toward his plants, his face paling in terror

“NOOOO” He yells grabbing his best ones and the ones not infested yet, holding them to his chest

Doc watches through a small camera he installed in Their apartment

“DOC I KNOW YOU’RE WATCHING YOU CRUEL HUMAN! JUST YOU WAIT-“

#ask the goat #the goat talks

Doc smiles from his side of the camera, proud of his work.

In Bdubs and Etho apartment there is a small glass jar of beige specks that look like dust, moving, wiggly specks of dust, with a sticky note taped to the side 'I know what you did, This is your warning -The Goat'

// @askengineeringdoc

Bdubs picks up the jar, slightly confused but also terrified. it was hard to see what was going on in the jar. He was very suspicious of it, however, with the sticky note. There was no way Doc could know. He couldn't

Termites. It was a Jar full of Termites. Wood eating Soul Sucking Termites.

Bdubs repels back, once he notices, yelping and in his panic dropping the jar. He panics even more at this and starts hitting as many as possible with a shoe

The termites go and attack bdub's plants, they just completely tear them apart

He yelps in terror, running toward his plants, his face paling in terror

“NOOOO” He yells grabbing his best ones and the ones not infested yet, holding them to his chest

#ask the goat #the goat talks

Doc watches through a small camera he installed in Their apartment

In Bdubs and Etho apartment there is a small glass jar of beige specks that look like dust, moving, wiggly specks of dust, with a sticky note taped to the side 'I know what you did, This is your warning -The Goat'

// @askengineeringdoc

Bdubs picks up the jar, slightly confused but also terrified. it was hard to see what was going on in the jar. He was very suspicious of it, however, with the sticky note. There was no way Doc could know. He couldn't

Termites. It was a Jar full of Termites. Wood eating Soul Sucking Termites.

Bdubs repels back, once he notices, yelping and in his panic dropping the jar. He panics even more at this and starts hitting as many as possible with a shoe

#the goat talks #ask the goat

The termites go and attack bdub's plants, they just completely tear them apart

In Bdubs and Etho apartment there is a small glass jar of beige specks that look like dust, moving, wiggly specks of dust, with a sticky note taped to the side 'I know what you did, This is your warning -The Goat'

// @askengineeringdoc

Bdubs picks up the jar, slightly confused but also terrified. it was hard to see what was going on in the jar. He was very suspicious of it, however, with the sticky note. There was no way Doc could know. He couldn't

#the goat talks #ask the goat

Termites. It was a Jar full of Termites. Wood eating Soul Sucking Termites.

go take a break do it

Or else i'm coming 4 your next project

If you so much as come within 20 meters to my lab i will set off the spike strips and explosives.

#the goat answers

ask-eng-martyn

POV

Your boyfriends in italy about to fight someone 12 years older than him and your other boyfriend has locked himself in his workshop and is refusing to leave because the bro has a mini fridge and hotplate in there. *face palm* @askengineeringdoc PLEASE leave your workshop! you need to take a break 3':