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Based on a meme picture of a rooster

#my little pony #hitch trailblazer #mlp hitch #mlp gallus

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Why is Rainbow Dash now a borzoi?

Because borzoi are fluffy, cute, and fast, just like her

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Oops, wrong blog haha

#borzoi #rainbow dash #my little pony #friendship is magic #what the hell did i just make #what have i done

"i mek post"

But it's the fire pony, little miss arson

#internet meme #my little pony #sunset shimmer #what have i done #year of the fire horse #happy new year

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"Beware of Umbrum"

#beware of dog #king sombra #my little pony #friendship is magic #what have i done #i like to imagine sombra as a german shepherd cos he looks funnier as a dog

A study of a gallus at 3pm

#my little pony #mlp gallus #bawk bawk bawk

Some doodles of Sombra, influenced by GSDs.

#king sombra #german sheperd #ponies as dogs #mlp fanart

Pomni gets a majestic steed.

#my little pony #double diamond #pomni #the amazing digital circus #what have i done #happy birthday

It's that time of year again.

The Day of the White Horse, and the 29th of them all.

Happy birthday to me.

#my little pony #double diamond #i didn't listen #2025 #happy birthday

Chicken boi + evil armour = Ragnarok, or the Abawkalypse.

Gullinkambi (and the jotnar) would be proud of this catastrophic amounts of cringe that this burb would unleash upon Equestria.

And there will, sadly, be no more GallusCons for the next millions of years, not even in Gimle.

(and no, this is not part of the Ask Hitch timeline. It must have been one of several horrifying timelines)

#my little pony #mlp gallus #bawk bawk bawk #gameloft #gullinkambi #armor #ragnarok

Chaos Gallus from Gameloft looks cool, so this is how I interpret him. I also would call him "Abawkalypse".

#my little pony #mlp gallus #bawk bawk bawk #gameloft #armor #cool #chaos #thanks discord

"Oh, my gods, what did I just watch? Some laughing horse bug thing?"

#my little pony #ask failblazer #hitch trailblazer #mlp hitch #camp camp #cc jen #crossover

If I remember correctly, Trouble Shoes is one of those who are immortal, like that crazy skiing star Double EcksDee.

As he usually did hundreds of years ago, Trouble often loves to drink beer. No wonder why he and Sprout are best friends!

#hitch trailblazer #my little pony #trouble shoes #clydesdale #ask failblazer

Hitch trying to escape the ever-present Unowns and his Gallus.

He is flying with his ears because he lost his mind from frustration.

#my little pony #ask failblazer #what have i done #hitch trailblazer #mlp fanart #mlp hitch #ask #unown

Wherever I go, they keep annoying me!

I did not control them. They started to show up since the Curse of Twilight broke reality apart.

And they keep pestering me because they kinda enjoy it.

They are especially drawn to frustration.

#my little pony #ask failblazer #hitch trailblazer #what have i done #mlp hitch #ask #g5 mlp #unown #pokemon

Three observations of my Gallus.

Three observations of a blue chicken that keeps waking me up.

#my little pony #mlp gallus #bawk bawk bawk #cock a doodle doo #gallus the griffon #gallus the chicken #gallus the rooster

Well, it could be worse, Darling. You could be stuck with Gabby as a ghost cat-burd for all eternity.

Why, oh, gods, why?

At least she sings well ... if you think raucous crowing is singing. It's more shrill than Gallus' usual crows.

#my little pony #hitch trailblazer #ask failblazer #mlp fanart #bawk bawk bawk #what have i done #mlp gabby #gabby the griffon #let the feathers fly

You wanted a "dog and pony show"?

Now you can have both. Because Party Favor is a poodle-pony who thinks he's a dog.

Best of both worlds?

#my little pony #party favor #mlp fanart #what have i done #i didn't listen

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