#bawk bawk bawk

[muyb]

[valarinventures]

Chica, as a real hen

Refs

[askfailblazer]

Well, it could be worse, Darling. You could be stuck with Gabby as a ghost cat-burd for all eternity.

Why, oh, gods, why?

At least she sings well ... if you think raucous crowing is singing. It's more shrill than Gallus' usual crows.

[raccoonzinspace]

Am I just going to be a literal bird mom at this point?

Yeah...my mom got chickens. We have 4 Rhode Island reds, 4 Ameraucanas, 2 wyandottes(?), and 1 foghorn(?). We had 12, but one of the foghorns(?) escaped and...passed away. We do have a coop built for the 6 oldest ones, but we need to build another for the other 5.

Though for our first flock, they're doing pretty well other than that one accident. I think 10 of them are hens, but I noticed that one of the wyandottes(?) has a bright red comb while the other does not, which might mean we have a rooster on our hands.

And in case you are wondering, we're not going to eat the chickens. Instead, they'll lay fresh eggs for us in exchange for food, enrichment (toys, etc), and quality time. Even when they get old and stop laying, we'll likely just keep them comfortable. Right now they're just pullets, but their personalities are certainly developing and they're feisty (like toddlers at the age of 2).

If you all have any tips for things such as food, enrichment, and bedding, let me know! This is my first time owning chickens so be gentle. XD

[laportedelenfer]

ZᴇXᴀʟ II ᴇᴘ79

[nephrited]

Just a dumb sketch.

Anna has a pet chicken. Kina was stealing feathers for potions. Anna is a dumb and likes to sample Kina’s potions.

Bawk bawk

[askfailblazer]

Chicken boi + evil armour = Ragnarok, or the Abawkalypse.

Gullinkambi (and the jotnar) would be proud of this catastrophic amounts of cringe that this burb would unleash upon Equestria.

And there will, sadly, be no more GallusCons for the next millions of years, not even in Gimle.

(and no, this is not part of the Ask Hitch timeline. It must have been one of several horrifying timelines)

[askfailblazer]

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