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Do gay

Eat crime

-faziah

"Can you please speak normally instead of whatever dialect you are conversing in?"

Do gay and eat crime it makes perfect sense to me.

Just like tommorows weather cast predicts deaths.

"I think you need to see someone for that."

Oh yea I need a therapist. But I refuse one.

I'll bite u if you try.

Do gay

Eat crime

-faziah

"Can you please speak normally instead of whatever dialect you are conversing in?"

Do gay and eat crime it makes perfect sense to me.

Just like tommorows weather cast predicts deaths.

"I think you need to see someone for that."

Oh yea I need a therapist. But I refuse one.

I'll bite u if you try.

Do gay

Eat crime

-faziah

"Can you please speak normally instead of whatever dialect you are conversing in?"

Do gay and eat crime it makes perfect sense to me.

Just like tommorows weather cast predicts deaths.

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Things to do at hyrule castle

leave

"Killing many of the guards and using their bodies as fireworks was my answer..."

twili-king-zant

“Perhaps pillaging? I am rather fond of pillaging.”

*writes down in notes to set fireworks off and to pillage next time*

Those are all very good ideas indeed. I'll make sure they don't go to waste my next trip.

"Please let it be a different Hyrule Castle and not mine. I would appreciate it."

*writes down "make sure its Toba's version"*

Got it bestie

#finished rps

qyoaa-deactivated20221114

Things to do at hyrule castle

leave

"Killing many of the guards and using their bodies as fireworks was my answer..."

twili-king-zant

“Perhaps pillaging? I am rather fond of pillaging.”

#cursed comments #see im still funny

*writes down in notes to set fireworks off and to pillage next time*

Those are all very good ideas indeed. I'll make sure they don't go to waste my next trip.

Things to do at hyrule castle

leave

It do be true though hehhehe

#funky art #cursed comments #another done by my bf cause i do not own a photoshop

#im deeming this sfw lmao #funky art #my bf made this one for me #cursed comments

And I would walk 500 miles and roll 500 more. Just to be the man who rolls a thousand miles to fall down at your door.

*loud yelling*

DA DA DA

DA DA DA DUN DIDDLE UN DIDDLE UN DIDDLE UH DA DA

"Why must you yell? As if you were not giving me a migraine already."

Alright friend you asked for it♡

When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,

I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you

When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you

When I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you

And when I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

… And I would roll 500 miles

And I would roll 500 more

Just to be the man who rolls a thousand miles

To fall down at your door

… When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you

And when the money, comes in for the work I do

I'll pass almost every penny on to you

When I come home(When I come home), well I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you

And when I grow old, well I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you

… But I would roll 500 miles

And I would roll 500 more

Just to be the man who roles a thousand miles

To fall down at your door

… Da da da (da da da)

Da da da (da da da)

… Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

… Da da da (da da da)

Da da da (da da da)

… Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

… When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you

And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream

I'm gonna Dream about the time when I'm with you

When I go out(When I go out), well I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you

And when I come home(When I come home), yes I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you

I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you

… And I would roll 500 miles

And I would roll 500 more

Just to be the man who rolled a thousand miles

To fall down at your door

… Da da da (da da da)

Da da da (da da da)

… Da da da (da da da)

Da da da (da da da)

… Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

… Da da da (da da da)

Da da da (da da da)

… Da da da (da da da)

Da da da (da da da)

… Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

… Da da da (da da da)

Da da da (da da da)

… Da da da (da da da)

Da da da (da da da)

… Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

… Da da da (da da da)

Da da da (da da da)

… Da da da (da da da)

Da da da (da da da)

… Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

… And I would walk 500 miles

And I would roll 500 more

Just to be the man who rolled a thousand miles

To fall down at your door

"Must you always be an annoying pest?"

Yea, that's in my charater description.

It's called

being a problem child 💅

"Did your parents never teach you manners?"

That's assuming I had parents

Was an orphan first ten years. And while I do have manners from my time as a Historian, I refuse to use them hehehehe.

So to answer your question. Yes I've been taught manners, just not by my parents.

"Ah, you are one of those people. A brilliant being, yet almost always refuses to act like such."

Ganondorf shakes his head but smiles.

"You act similar to someone I used to know."

*chewing on glass*

Like who now? But yes I am pretty smart.

Once tried to eat an entire book word for word and let's just say that was one of the funner days at the castle. So I have retained the ◇Knowledge◇

Ganondorf silently looks at her and shakes his head before answering her question.

"A lover of mine who has since passed. She was less chaotic than you, but still."

Aww that's sweet I think.

Why, are you actually sitting there and listening to me? I suppose due to your lover your use to my chaotic antices eh. Just means I have to up my game.

The king crosses his arms, letting out a chuckle.

"You interest me, and you seem to be a good person. Chaotic? Absolutely, but pleasant nonetheless."

What no! I'm a terror! Someone to hate!

*childishly waves her arms up and down acting angry*

I do not have any good traits! Sure I'd kill if someone were to hurt sword but that's cause their the exception.

He chuckles. Even when throwing a fake tantrum, Faizah was adorable.

"You have a heart though you act as if you do not."

Heart?

Oh please I have no soul

*cue flames and demonic laughter behind her for a few seconds*

And I act how I wanna act. Even if it means putting holes through your walls or stealing your wives. I'm a bad bitch and you can't kill me.

"Of course."

He teased her. She was very entertaining.

"For your threats: I can quickly repair any damage you cause; I do not have wives; they are concubines. Besides, they are allowed to be with who they want.” “As for ending your life, I have no reason to. Unless you were one of those criminals, which I highly doubt you are."

Hum?

What kinda criminal you talking about?

Assassins? Thief? Maybe even... similar to one of the villians of old?

"Those who assault others in a non-violent manner."

He snarls as he replies, clearly having a distaste for them. Ganondorf takes a moment to breathe before adding on.

"If you do not understand that, then you are too young."

*you could see the gears turn in her head before lightbulb*

I'm a villian with standards! I shoot such people out of canons in a comedic fashion! Into death mountain!

the worse I've done is take some assassin jobs and even then it's only for other criminals. I make it a rule not to harm family's especially children. Just doesn't sit right.

"You have more morals than most."

He lets out a sigh.

"Children are innocent beings that deserve only love and kindness. It is why I care for many who have one parental figure, a negative one, or none at all."

I fit like two of those categories.

And they are innocent. Unless your me then I was just an asshole that fought everyone. Got a concussion fighting a lynal once. Fell right off the mountain and into sharp rocks.

Only recovered for a week before I deemed myself well enough and walked out the ER.

He smirks. Faizah was similar to her...

"You are a stubborn young woman."

Thanks. I try to be insufferable.

Only so few can actually deal with me but u seem to be one of them.

"You are an entertaining individual and have given me no reason to dislike you. You are very chaotic, yes, but you are not an unpleasant person."

Welp gonna give you a reason.

*grabs bat*

Your valuables hand em over.

He sighs.

"Which ones?"

Shit really? Alright hand over someee jewelry. Give me the shiny.

*does the grabby hands*

She did ask, so he shrugs and summons a few rings, bracelets, and a crown into his left hand.

"Is this enough for you?"

Yees

*grabs the jelwery and shoves them in her mouth and runs off*

HEHHEHEHEHE

#finished rps

Naruto runs at Faizah.

'TAKE THIS!'

Yeets an entire bunch of Hylian herbs at her for some reason.

Hum?

*catches the herbs* what did you steal these or somthing? Whatever.

*consumes them without thought*

“Why would I need to steal them? They grow literally everywhere. Now eat this:”

He tosses her a bunch of carrots and some apples.

???

What am i a fucking soup pot or something?

*still eats the offered food*

“I was trying to get you to eat something healthy.”

Suna, the Vegetable Police.

You say as if I'm not healthy! I got muscles for days! See?

“Damn, girl. You’re buff as hell. Also hey! That’s what you look like without the mask!”

#funky art #finished rps #asks

Shit.

*puts the mask back on*

Yea I got an actual face. What you think I was some faceless npc underneath?

And I would walk 500 miles and roll 500 more. Just to be the man who rolls a thousand miles to fall down at your door.

*loud yelling*

DA DA DA

DA DA DA DUN DIDDLE UN DIDDLE UN DIDDLE UH DA DA

"Why must you yell? As if you were not giving me a migraine already."

Alright friend you asked for it♡

When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,

I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you

When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you

When I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you

And when I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

… And I would roll 500 miles

And I would roll 500 more

Just to be the man who rolls a thousand miles

To fall down at your door

… When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you

And when the money, comes in for the work I do

I'll pass almost every penny on to you

When I come home(When I come home), well I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you

And when I grow old, well I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you

… But I would roll 500 miles

And I would roll 500 more

Just to be the man who roles a thousand miles

To fall down at your door

… Da da da (da da da)

Da da da (da da da)

… Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

… Da da da (da da da)

Da da da (da da da)

… Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

… When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you

And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream

I'm gonna Dream about the time when I'm with you

When I go out(When I go out), well I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you

And when I come home(When I come home), yes I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you

I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you

… And I would roll 500 miles

And I would roll 500 more

Just to be the man who rolled a thousand miles

To fall down at your door

… Da da da (da da da)

Da da da (da da da)

… Da da da (da da da)

Da da da (da da da)

… Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

… Da da da (da da da)

Da da da (da da da)

… Da da da (da da da)

Da da da (da da da)

… Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

… Da da da (da da da)

Da da da (da da da)

… Da da da (da da da)

Da da da (da da da)

… Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

… Da da da (da da da)

Da da da (da da da)

… Da da da (da da da)

Da da da (da da da)

… Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

… And I would walk 500 miles

And I would roll 500 more

Just to be the man who rolled a thousand miles

To fall down at your door

"Must you always be an annoying pest?"

Yea, that's in my charater description.

It's called

being a problem child 💅

"Did your parents never teach you manners?"

That's assuming I had parents

Was an orphan first ten years. And while I do have manners from my time as a Historian, I refuse to use them hehehehe.

So to answer your question. Yes I've been taught manners, just not by my parents.

"Ah, you are one of those people. A brilliant being, yet almost always refuses to act like such."

Ganondorf shakes his head but smiles.

"You act similar to someone I used to know."

*chewing on glass*

Like who now? But yes I am pretty smart.

Once tried to eat an entire book word for word and let's just say that was one of the funner days at the castle. So I have retained the ◇Knowledge◇

Ganondorf silently looks at her and shakes his head before answering her question.

"A lover of mine who has since passed. She was less chaotic than you, but still."

Aww that's sweet I think.

Why, are you actually sitting there and listening to me? I suppose due to your lover your use to my chaotic antices eh. Just means I have to up my game.

The king crosses his arms, letting out a chuckle.

"You interest me, and you seem to be a good person. Chaotic? Absolutely, but pleasant nonetheless."

What no! I'm a terror! Someone to hate!

*childishly waves her arms up and down acting angry*

I do not have any good traits! Sure I'd kill if someone were to hurt sword but that's cause their the exception.

He chuckles. Even when throwing a fake tantrum, Faizah was adorable.

"You have a heart though you act as if you do not."

Heart?

Oh please I have no soul

*cue flames and demonic laughter behind her for a few seconds*

And I act how I wanna act. Even if it means putting holes through your walls or stealing your wives. I'm a bad bitch and you can't kill me.

"Of course."

He teased her. She was very entertaining.

Hum?

What kinda criminal you talking about?

Assassins? Thief? Maybe even... similar to one of the villians of old?

"Those who assault others in a non-violent manner."

He snarls as he replies, clearly having a distaste for them. Ganondorf takes a moment to breathe before adding on.

"If you do not understand that, then you are too young."

*you could see the gears turn in her head before lightbulb*

I'm a villian with standards! I shoot such people out of canons in a comedic fashion! Into death mountain!

the worse I've done is take some assassin jobs and even then it's only for other criminals. I make it a rule not to harm family's especially children. Just doesn't sit right.

"You have more morals than most."

He lets out a sigh.

"Children are innocent beings that deserve only love and kindness. It is why I care for many who have one parental figure, a negative one, or none at all."

I fit like two of those categories.

And they are innocent. Unless your me then I was just an asshole that fought everyone. Got a concussion fighting a lynal once. Fell right off the mountain and into sharp rocks.

Only recovered for a week before I deemed myself well enough and walked out the ER.

He smirks. Faizah was similar to her...

"You are a stubborn young woman."

Thanks. I try to be insufferable.

Only so few can actually deal with me but u seem to be one of them.

"You are an entertaining individual and have given me no reason to dislike you. You are very chaotic, yes, but you are not an unpleasant person."

Welp gonna give you a reason.

*grabs bat*

Your valuables hand em over.

He sighs.

"Which ones?"

Shit really? Alright hand over someee jewelry. Give me the shiny.

*does the grabby hands*

Naruto runs at Faizah.

'TAKE THIS!'

Yeets an entire bunch of Hylian herbs at her for some reason.

Hum?

*catches the herbs* what did you steal these or somthing? Whatever.

*consumes them without thought*

“Why would I need to steal them? They grow literally everywhere. Now eat this:”

He tosses her a bunch of carrots and some apples.

???

What am i a fucking soup pot or something?

*still eats the offered food*

“I was trying to get you to eat something healthy.”

Suna, the Vegetable Police.

You say as if I'm not healthy! I got muscles for days! See?

And I would walk 500 miles and roll 500 more. Just to be the man who rolls a thousand miles to fall down at your door.

*loud yelling*

DA DA DA

DA DA DA DUN DIDDLE UN DIDDLE UN DIDDLE UH DA DA

"Why must you yell? As if you were not giving me a migraine already."

Alright friend you asked for it♡

When I wake up, well I know I'm gonna be,

I'm gonna be the man who wakes up next to you

When I go out, yeah I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you

When I get drunk, well I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who gets drunk next to you

And when I haver, hey I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who's havering to you

… And I would roll 500 miles

And I would roll 500 more

Just to be the man who rolls a thousand miles

To fall down at your door

… When I'm working, yes I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who's working hard for you

And when the money, comes in for the work I do

I'll pass almost every penny on to you

When I come home(When I come home), well I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who comes back home to you

And when I grow old, well I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who's growing old with you

… But I would roll 500 miles

And I would roll 500 more

Just to be the man who roles a thousand miles

To fall down at your door

… Da da da (da da da)

Da da da (da da da)

… Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

… Da da da (da da da)

Da da da (da da da)

… Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

… When I'm lonely, well I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who's lonely without you

And when I'm dreaming, well I know I'm gonna dream

I'm gonna Dream about the time when I'm with you

When I go out(When I go out), well I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who goes along with you

And when I come home(When I come home), yes I know I'm gonna be

I'm gonna be the man who comes back home with you

I'm gonna be the man who's coming home with you

… And I would roll 500 miles

And I would roll 500 more

Just to be the man who rolled a thousand miles

To fall down at your door

… Da da da (da da da)

Da da da (da da da)

… Da da da (da da da)

Da da da (da da da)

… Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

… Da da da (da da da)

Da da da (da da da)

… Da da da (da da da)

Da da da (da da da)

… Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

… Da da da (da da da)

Da da da (da da da)

… Da da da (da da da)

Da da da (da da da)

… Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

… Da da da (da da da)

Da da da (da da da)

… Da da da (da da da)

Da da da (da da da)

… Da Da Da Dun Diddle Un Diddle Un Diddle Uh Da Da

… And I would walk 500 miles

And I would roll 500 more

Just to be the man who rolled a thousand miles

To fall down at your door

"Must you always be an annoying pest?"

Yea, that's in my charater description.

It's called

being a problem child 💅

"Did your parents never teach you manners?"

That's assuming I had parents

Was an orphan first ten years. And while I do have manners from my time as a Historian, I refuse to use them hehehehe.

So to answer your question. Yes I've been taught manners, just not by my parents.

"Ah, you are one of those people. A brilliant being, yet almost always refuses to act like such."

Ganondorf shakes his head but smiles.

"You act similar to someone I used to know."

*chewing on glass*

Like who now? But yes I am pretty smart.

Once tried to eat an entire book word for word and let's just say that was one of the funner days at the castle. So I have retained the ◇Knowledge◇

Ganondorf silently looks at her and shakes his head before answering her question.

"A lover of mine who has since passed. She was less chaotic than you, but still."

Aww that's sweet I think.

Why, are you actually sitting there and listening to me? I suppose due to your lover your use to my chaotic antices eh. Just means I have to up my game.

The king crosses his arms, letting out a chuckle.

"You interest me, and you seem to be a good person. Chaotic? Absolutely, but pleasant nonetheless."

What no! I'm a terror! Someone to hate!

*childishly waves her arms up and down acting angry*

I do not have any good traits! Sure I'd kill if someone were to hurt sword but that's cause their the exception.

He chuckles. Even when throwing a fake tantrum, Faizah was adorable.

"You have a heart though you act as if you do not."

Heart?

Oh please I have no soul

*cue flames and demonic laughter behind her for a few seconds*

And I act how I wanna act. Even if it means putting holes through your walls or stealing your wives. I'm a bad bitch and you can't kill me.

"Of course."

He teased her. She was very entertaining.

Hum?

What kinda criminal you talking about?

Assassins? Thief? Maybe even... similar to one of the villians of old?

"Those who assault others in a non-violent manner."

He snarls as he replies, clearly having a distaste for them. Ganondorf takes a moment to breathe before adding on.

"If you do not understand that, then you are too young."

*you could see the gears turn in her head before lightbulb*

I'm a villian with standards! I shoot such people out of canons in a comedic fashion! Into death mountain!

the worse I've done is take some assassin jobs and even then it's only for other criminals. I make it a rule not to harm family's especially children. Just doesn't sit right.

"You have more morals than most."

He lets out a sigh.

"Children are innocent beings that deserve only love and kindness. It is why I care for many who have one parental figure, a negative one, or none at all."

I fit like two of those categories.

And they are innocent. Unless your me then I was just an asshole that fought everyone. Got a concussion fighting a lynal once. Fell right off the mountain and into sharp rocks.

Only recovered for a week before I deemed myself well enough and walked out the ER.

He smirks. Faizah was similar to her...

"You are a stubborn young woman."

Thanks. I try to be insufferable.

Only so few can actually deal with me but u seem to be one of them.

"You are an entertaining individual and have given me no reason to dislike you. You are very chaotic, yes, but you are not an unpleasant person."