ASK US THE STHIGNS

  I AM WINGDINGS. MEET MY SON PAPYRUS AND MY PAL SANSO. WE WORK IN UNDERWORLD LAB. ASK US THE STHINGD. WE ALSO HAVE A PALLO NAME ALF. I LOVE BARON VON COW. MR BIGBIRD IS BAD TIME SAM. IA M TIME TRAVEL AND MOM NO . WE ARE THE LEGIT  

[askgasterfriends]

Yo, G. Are you my dad?

No!!

[askgasterfriends]

R BARON VON COW AN D MR BIGBIRD OPN 4 QUESTION NOW ?

“Hello I Am Baron Von Cow Nice To Meet You

[askgasterfriends]

Is Mt. Ebott located in Hell, Michigan in this AU?

DADDY WHATS A MT EBOTT??

I will tell you when you are older paper! Why would you ask a child such an inappropriate question, asker?

yeah man its uncool

[askgasterfriends]

Twins

[askgasterfriends]

So... Sanso isn't your son, Gaster?

Nope!! Sanso is a ver good frend!! Right SANSO??

yeh mang.

[askgasterfriends]

ALF DO U LIK AMINE

“yes

[askgasterfriends]

What are you smoking? and where can i get some?

“WE SMOKE NOTHING! DRUGS ARE BAD!!!! RIGHT SANSO!?”

“yeah man”

“OH SANSO...”

[askgasterfriends]

What if Sanso had hair?

“yeah man”

[askgasterfriends]

Uhhhh… here’s a traumatized Papster. I mean, if I was trapped in an alternate reality where my family looked like bad doodles, I would freak out, too.

“WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE ARE PAPERUS’S real PARENTAL FIGURE AND COOL FRIEND. RIGHT SANSO?”

“yeah man totes mcgoats hahah wowo”

[askgasterfriends]

ARE THERE LYNCH MOBS HERE TOO???

wouldnt YOU like to know

[askgasterfriends]

“NOW NOW YOUNG PAPER. WE ARE GOING TO GRILLBYTOWN”

“WHY ITS BECAUSE IN GRILLBYTOWN THE ONLY LIGHT...”

“IS GRILLBY”

“AAAAHHHHHHHH”

[askgasterfriends]

“WE CAN EVEN STEAL FROM OTHER BLOGS”

[askgasterfriends]

VOID GASTER! SAVE US

[askgasterfriends]

Ask GaSTer ANSD F.R.O.E.N.D.S

[askgasterfriends]

“COME BOYS LETS GO TO CHURCH”

“we will worship our god”

“I LOVE GOD DADDY”

[askgasterfriends]

“WE ARE WITH FIRENDS DADDY”

“OH GOD HELP ME WHERE AM I WHY ARE THERE LIKE FAKE SANS AND DAD HERE IM SCARED”

[askgasterfriends]

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