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THE G-man Graves

@askgmangraves

Now everybody's me!!!

13K posts

Mar 13, 2024

"I'M WHAT'S HIP,I'M WHAT'S HAPPENING,I'M BLOWING UP RIGHT NOW!"

Meet the Gman himself!! This blog used to be serious but now it's a lot of very ooc buffoonery/pos. Interact how you wish I'm just here to yap.

Admin's a neurodivergent minor (keep this in mind anons) whose first language isn't English so my bad if I misuse a phrase.This blog runs on CET. PFP by PotatoLord: https://picrew.me/ja/image_maker/1473879

Basic DNI applies, suggestive stuff may be mentioned but nothing vile. I try to get to asks as quickly as I can if I'm not tired but I will not respond to stuff if they make me uncomfy/dk what to say. Main is @thisisnotanex1t,hmu there at any time.

44m

Oh please, you know I could get work done fast for you

-Joeb

Again, no. I like her as a colleague and as a..friend and I'm not going to make any moves, if that's what you're thinking.

47m

Oh my god, I could be your assistant. If you REALLY need one.

-Joeb

You already have your own bullshit going on. The less I see of you, the better.

53m

AHEM, do I need to bring out my ability. I can see your attraction to people, I can see that you have zero attraction to her...are you seriously texting her again in front of me?

-Joeb

Uh huh uh huh. I don't mind just hanging out with her. She's cool and my new assistant doesn't match my groove like Eloise did.

58m

Gman, did you seriously text her back? Thats so pathetic

-Joeb

Okay? I was bored and she's cute and fun to be around.

1h

Im super cute and affectionate thats why ace loves me

I love you

4h

I'm here for Enzo. I hope he was good.-@askgmangraves

...I don't know if I trust you with him.

I basically gave birth to him! He'll be fine, I'm not a monster.

Alright don't phrase it like that. Why did you lie to him about how he was made?

He's mentally 11 years old. I didn't want to freak him out. I'd tell him eventually but it didn't seem right.

Whatever, just take him and go.

Wait. Could I spend the night with you? I won't hurt you or kill you in your sleep. I just miss the feeling of being near you without us fighting.

Nope!

Dan slams the door in Gmans face, locking it with a comedic amount of locks

Gman teleports behind Dan in a flash of orange light.

You were in a coma while I discovered how to teleport. Pretty cool, right?

Oh my goddddd can you just take your kid and go.

Dannn, please! Just once! For old time's sake!

No! Now get out of my house!

I can't do that. And I'm not going to hurt you, either. I'm just bored.

You can, in fact, do that, shit for brains. Get out of my house now.

But don't you ever think about me? In a good way, I mean. It was such fun to work together.

Sometimes I reminisce a little, I'll admit that. But other than that I don't like thinking about you.

Well, I've looked into that wonderful head of yours and I'm in there more than you'd care to admit!

Okay?? Good for you?? I don't care. Get out of my house.

Please, Dan! I need you! YOU NEED ME!

Dont you ever get tired of this? How many times have we done this? Just leave. I don't want you in my life.

I don't get tired of this! It's for your own good! Just let me take care of you!

I don't need you to take care of me. I can do that perfect fine myself.

I miss you. I know that I mess up continuously, but I can prove myself. Please.

12h

Hey I'm a patch on mod's backpack now!

// Thanks @ethski-exe

17h

I'm here for Enzo. I hope he was good.-@askgmangraves

...I don't know if I trust you with him.

I basically gave birth to him! He'll be fine, I'm not a monster.

Alright don't phrase it like that. Why did you lie to him about how he was made?

He's mentally 11 years old. I didn't want to freak him out. I'd tell him eventually but it didn't seem right.

Whatever, just take him and go.

Wait. Could I spend the night with you? I won't hurt you or kill you in your sleep. I just miss the feeling of being near you without us fighting.

Nope!

Dan slams the door in Gmans face, locking it with a comedic amount of locks

Gman teleports behind Dan in a flash of orange light.

You were in a coma while I discovered how to teleport. Pretty cool, right?

Oh my goddddd can you just take your kid and go.

Dannn, please! Just once! For old time's sake!

No! Now get out of my house!

I can't do that. And I'm not going to hurt you, either. I'm just bored.

You can, in fact, do that, shit for brains. Get out of my house now.

But don't you ever think about me? In a good way, I mean. It was such fun to work together.

Sometimes I reminisce a little, I'll admit that. But other than that I don't like thinking about you.

Well, I've looked into that wonderful head of yours and I'm in there more than you'd care to admit!

Okay?? Good for you?? I don't care. Get out of my house.

Please, Dan! I need you! YOU NEED ME!

Dont you ever get tired of this? How many times have we done this? Just leave. I don't want you in my life.

I don't get tired of this! It's for your own good! Just let me take care of you!

Jun 9

I'm here for Enzo. I hope he was good.-@askgmangraves

...I don't know if I trust you with him.

I basically gave birth to him! He'll be fine, I'm not a monster.

Alright don't phrase it like that. Why did you lie to him about how he was made?

He's mentally 11 years old. I didn't want to freak him out. I'd tell him eventually but it didn't seem right.

Whatever, just take him and go.

Wait. Could I spend the night with you? I won't hurt you or kill you in your sleep. I just miss the feeling of being near you without us fighting.

Nope!

Dan slams the door in Gmans face, locking it with a comedic amount of locks

Gman teleports behind Dan in a flash of orange light.

You were in a coma while I discovered how to teleport. Pretty cool, right?

Oh my goddddd can you just take your kid and go.

Dannn, please! Just once! For old time's sake!

No! Now get out of my house!

I can't do that. And I'm not going to hurt you, either. I'm just bored.

You can, in fact, do that, shit for brains. Get out of my house now.

But don't you ever think about me? In a good way, I mean. It was such fun to work together.

Sometimes I reminisce a little, I'll admit that. But other than that I don't like thinking about you.

Well, I've looked into that wonderful head of yours and I'm in there more than you'd care to admit!

Okay?? Good for you?? I don't care. Get out of my house.

Please, Dan! I need you! YOU NEED ME!

Jun 9

At the club fully sober unleashing a plague of locusts on the crowd.

la-comedie-en-bleu

"They're in my fucking drink, why the hell would you do that?!"

The frogs are next.

Jun 9

Join my polycule

this is like asking to join scientology.

I was a scientologist for 2 weeks because I thought they just misspelled sociologist

Jun 9

Join my polycule

What are your opinions on my boyfriend

Yuck☹️

Jun 9

Join my polycule

Jun 9

At the club fully sober unleashing a plague of locusts on the crowd.

Jun 9

I endorse @askgmangraves

But NOT for his actions before his redemption arc

You heard tumblr user magitreapr!

(I've already HAD a redemption arc)

Jun 8

They're chopping off my toes tomorrow at high noon. Only my toes.

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