Ask Heartburn Some Things

(This blog contains mentions of blood, gore, torture, mild language, drugs and sexual themes. It is not suitable for people under age 14.) Ayyyyy there. My name's Heartburn. If you want to send me some totally righteous questions, you can... like, do that. Or something.

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Why this blog is dead

Hey everyone, Titus here. The creator of “Ask Heartburn”. This blog has been dead for some time now, And as of today, I am confirming that it will no longer be running. Why is this? Well, there are a few reasons.

One is simply fatigue. I’m not really part of the MLP fandom anymore. I honestly lost interest around... what, season 6? It’s just not an interest of mine. I tried to force myself to like it again by creating new OCs and whatnot, but the love and passion are just dead. Not to mention I just have a lot of other projects I’m working on - I’m actually writing a book! - and this has been cast to the wayside. It used to be my pride and joy, but now it’s just... not.

Two - which is arguably the bigger reason - is that I am no longer on good terms with the co-creator of this blog, xXMidnightMuffinXx. There are a few reasons for this; mainly that they emotionally abused me for months on end, and you can read about it here: https://www.deviantart.com/syrinxpriest2112/journal/Emotional-Abuser-plays-the-victim-card-update-2-791798813  but upon reflection, a lot of the story about Heartburn on this blog reflects my own struggles. Rinkie (Muffin’s OC) was holding Heartburn (My OC) prisoner, restricting her free will and basic needs. This is what I was living through during my relationship with them. You know how when you look back on the stuff ProJared and John K. made, it seemed relatively harmless, but then once you know about the gross shit they did it can be put in an all-new gross, disturbing context? That’s this blog.

By the way, Muffin, I know good and well you were the one sending me those messages that I replied to on this blog and my personal one. You can’t say “I was the one who sent you half of the asks you got” (something I was aware of) and then say - in the same typing style no less - “lol whos this midnightmuffin person”. You aren’t smart. You’ve been doing this shit for MONTHS. I’m closing asks on both of my blogs for this reason. GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY LIFE.

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Hey I’m the one that sent half of you those asks but you’ll never know because Im anon Lolololol

Hi MidnightMuffin! That’s really interesting! But what’s also interesting, is that... I don’t give a shit!

You should also send some asks to your therapist in the future on how not to be a shit person!

With love,

- Titus

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This song is to be played while viewing the second picture: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0wOD9TWynM

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The Starship Enterprise!

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This is what Heartburn would look like if she was Discorded. Personality-wise, she’s like... Y’know that Family Guy episode where Peter does meth? Yeah. Like that. https://youtu.be/uzgJetzl0qc?t=3m30s

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Applebloom:

Scootaloo:

Sweetie Belle:

tHERE OKAY YOU DON’T HAVE TO SHOUT AT ME *cri*

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In case anyone was wondering, their costumes are based on the band Ninja Sex Party. I feel like this song is oddly fitting for these two... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uCft0PaGIM

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Do the Crusaders have their cutie marks yet? :D

That might be a better question to ask @askrinkiepie . ;)

UPDATE: Well, @askrinkiepie deactivated. Guess I gotta answer this on my own.

Sweetie Belle has her cutie mark, Apple Bloom’s is a bit... odd, and Scootaloo doesn’t have hers.

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IF I HAVE TO BE SUBJECTED TO THIS SO DO YOU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JKDtUzRIG6I

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Actually, how old is Heartburn?

Heartburn is 19 in the story.

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also...

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For those of you that never watched Gen 3, this is Minty. https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/mylittleponyg3/images/f/fc/MintyBackcardArtwork.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20170425195236 she was always kinda my fave. Thought it would be nice to include her somewhere... even though I made her kinda dead. Whoops.

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Heartburn: As this Polaroid would show you, I’ve been involved with Poison Joke for quite some time. Of course, back then I thought I just had a flower in my mouth. I must admit, I wasn’t the first one to discover the Joke’s effects. It was actually my grandfather! He started the Poison Joke business and tried to pass it onto his kids. I guess the tradition kinda skipped generations. My Granddad found this pretty funny, but my parents... did not. As for when I actually started using the plant, I was probably around 15 or 16.

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...Get it? It’s Pepto Bismol. Which gets rid of Heartburn.

Welcome to the Ask Heartburn Blog, where we do the funnies.

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For all of my stoner followers, which I seem to have an abundance of. As always, neither I nor Heartburn condone drug abuse. However, if you smoke a bit of the old Devil’s lettuce yourself, feel free to try this recipe! To make this, I combined a marijuana smoothie and lime smoothie recipe together. I myself have not tried this yet (mostly because I’m not a stoner in real life), so I’m not sure how good this will actually be. If you do make it, tag me! I’d love to see!