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@askmafiatale
did you take a wrong turn? you know this is skeleton turf, right?
RP BLOG FOR MAFIATALE PAPYRUS AND SANS!!!
Not based on any real take, just my own interpretation of the AU!!
uhhh yeah!!!
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Profile Picture: By Darkydoo on Deviant art, although the account seems to no longer exist. Banner: A deleted tumblr account called Bonesandcigars? I can't find any other artist, so.... yeah. You can tell this AU is old, huh?
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*A skeleton falls through a portal face first.
OOF- ugh... Stupid Horror wanting food... shouldn't have ate it all...
The two brothers snap to the skeleton's direction. Papyrus gets up first, walking over. Before the skeleton can get up, there's a barrel of a gun in his face.
DIDN'T RECALL INVITING COMPANY. MIND TELLING US WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE?
*paps, relax. it's one of those, uh, mes. what, would you kill me first chance you got?
Wha-
*The skeleton teleports a couple feet away and pulls out a knife.
Now, is that any way to greet a new pal?
PAL'S A HARSH WORD, DON'T CHA THINK? I MEAN... NO OFFENSE, BUT YOU QUITE LITERALLY GOT A TARGET RIGHT.... Papyrus points his pistol at the target on Killer's chest.
THERE.
Sans snickered, getting up out of his chair and stretching. *paps, relax. he's technically family. besides, who knows? maybe he brings good news. or at least some entertainment. Sans pushed Papyrus' gun down.
*so, what'cha got good lookin'?
*The skeleton lowers his knife slightly and growls at the pistol being pointed towards his soul but relaxes at the sans' attempt to lower it.
I'm just 'ere for supplies. One of my teammates ate the whole stock.
The smaller skeleton's smile faltered. He leaned back in his stance, tilting his head slightly as his eye sockets squinted.
*so, lemme get this straight. you come into our home, unannounced, and you want.... supplies? what'cha got in return. family or not, it's kinda rude, aye?
He gives a slight chuckle, letting go of Papyrus' barrel.
*gimmie a good pitch at least. 'less ya wanna find out the type of handouts we usually give.
*The skeleton looks around the area, realizing the portal opened in the wrong spot before groaning and mumbling to himself.
Ugh.... you have got to be shittin' me...
I didn't mean to pop up 'ere. I'll just leave and get what I needed somewhere else...
I swear to... ugh....Boss, if you and Horror are pranking me...
The smaller one frowns a little, but it's obviously fake.
*goin' so soon? what, you think this is just a pop in 'n out joint? and to think, that i'd treat myself with so little respect. no goodbye, no nothin'. you treat all the other yous with the same level of disrespect? now, i suggest you stop bein' so hasty and relax. we're good company, i promise. we don't mind makin'... partnerships with others, for a price.
*A skeleton falls through a portal face first.
OOF- ugh... Stupid Horror wanting food... shouldn't have ate it all...
The two brothers snap to the skeleton's direction. Papyrus gets up first, walking over. Before the skeleton can get up, there's a barrel of a gun in his face.
DIDN'T RECALL INVITING COMPANY. MIND TELLING US WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE?
*paps, relax. it's one of those, uh, mes. what, would you kill me first chance you got?
Wha-
*The skeleton teleports a couple feet away and pulls out a knife.
Now, is that any way to greet a new pal?
PAL'S A HARSH WORD, DON'T CHA THINK? I MEAN... NO OFFENSE, BUT YOU QUITE LITERALLY GOT A TARGET RIGHT.... Papyrus points his pistol at the target on Killer's chest.
THERE.
Sans snickered, getting up out of his chair and stretching. *paps, relax. he's technically family. besides, who knows? maybe he brings good news. or at least some entertainment. Sans pushed Papyrus' gun down.
*so, what'cha got good lookin'?
*The skeleton lowers his knife slightly and growls at the pistol being pointed towards his soul but relaxes at the sans' attempt to lower it.
I'm just 'ere for supplies. One of my teammates ate the whole stock.
The smaller skeleton's smile faltered. He leaned back in his stance, tilting his head slightly as his eye sockets squinted.
*so, lemme get this straight. you come into our home, unannounced, and you want.... supplies? what'cha got in return. family or not, it's kinda rude, aye?
He gives a slight chuckle, letting go of Papyrus' barrel.
*gimmie a good pitch at least. 'less ya wanna find out the type of handouts we usually give.
*A skeleton falls through a portal face first.
OOF- ugh... Stupid Horror wanting food... shouldn't have ate it all...
The two brothers snap to the skeleton's direction. Papyrus gets up first, walking over. Before the skeleton can get up, there's a barrel of a gun in his face.
DIDN'T RECALL INVITING COMPANY. MIND TELLING US WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE?
*paps, relax. it's one of those, uh, mes. what, would you kill me first chance you got?
Wha-
*The skeleton teleports a couple feet away and pulls out a knife.
Now, is that any way to greet a new pal?
PAL'S A HARSH WORD, DON'T CHA THINK? I MEAN... NO OFFENSE, BUT YOU QUITE LITERALLY GOT A TARGET RIGHT.... Papyrus points his pistol at the target on Killer's chest.
THERE.
Sans snickered, getting up out of his chair and stretching. *paps, relax. he's technically family. besides, who knows? maybe he brings good news. or at least some entertainment. Sans pushed Papyrus' gun down.
*so, what'cha got good lookin'?
*sometimes i like to just... walk down the alleys, tryna see if some thug's gonna pull somethin'. if one does, i never do anythin'. really! i don't. the fear in their eyes knowin' they just pointed a gun at the most powerful mobster in the city, to their stammerin' and blabberin' before they start beggin' is just a joy to my day. ... I WORRY ABOUT YOU SOMETIMES.
*A skeleton falls through a portal face first.
OOF- ugh... Stupid Horror wanting food... shouldn't have ate it all...
The two brothers snap to the skeleton's direction. Papyrus gets up first, walking over. Before the skeleton can get up, there's a barrel of a gun in his face.
DIDN'T RECALL INVITING COMPANY. MIND TELLING US WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE?
*paps, relax. it's one of those, uh, mes. what, would you kill me first chance you got?
Hey Any ! Spamton A. Spamton here from the one- the only- Spamton Value Network.
We here at the Spamton Value Network simply wanted to ask *why* you think you're better than Spamton. I mean, little baby losers couldn't even get a single ask after asking for asks. Meanwhile, Spamton never had to worry about that.
Instead of you running a mafia, it should be Spamafia. Because, well, he's clearly more everything that you losers.
Spamton
He's clearly more everything that
than
He's clearly more everything than you
he's clearly more
he's
Spamton
Spamton
-Spamafia now, Spamton A. Spamton from the Spamton Value Network!
*who the fuck is spamton?
I THINK IT'S SOME SORT OF... LOSER, BROTHER.
*heh. alright, if you wanna take away our hard work and give it to some random chump i never heard about, then.... come on, fight. besides, lookin' at cha and... well....
I BELIEVE WHAT HE IS TRYING TO SAY IS THAT YOU LOOK LIKE A CLOWN.
*great to ruin the mood, papyrus.
NYEH, FUCK OFF.
*ain't no one applyin. or even askin questions. how the hell do you make connections on these damn things?
HAVE YOU TRIED INTERACTING WITH OTHER BLOGS?
*and makin' a fool outta myself? paps, my own brother, tryna make me a fool. i oughta...
YEAH, YEAH. ANYWAYS, MAYBE MAKING ANOTHER JOKE POST THAT SUBTLY ASKS PEOPLE TO SEND ASKS WOULD WORK BETTER?
*eh, worth a shot. if it doesn't work, then i'm outta a hobby before i even got into it.
*there's two people i don't trust, and that's anyone who's a liar, and anyone who tells the truth.
AND WHAT ABOUT ME?
*i don't trust you especially. but, hey. that's what keeps it fun.
*so, i've been hearin' bout this... spam guy.
OH, IS THAT SO?
*yeah, like... long nose and shit. 'parently good with sales, but also, 'parently shit at 'em.
WHY ARE YOU BRINGING THIS UP?
*was tryna sell me a new gun. kinda funny, let him off easy. shame too, the gun was nice - just it was broken.
BROKEN?
*yeah, like, the handle was missin'. completely.
DAMN. I GUESS THAT IS KIND OF FUNNY.
*buisness ain't.... boomin', persay. but it's moving.
IF SOMEONE CARRIED THEIR OWN WEIGHT MORE, IT'D MOVE FASTER.
*aye, don't recall askin'. you know it'd kill me if i had to lose my brother over his bad mouth.
KILL ME, AND IT'S YOUR FUNERAL. YOU WOULDN'T KNOW HOW TO MAINTAIN THIS JOINT EVEN IF IT WAS LIFE OR DEATH.
*heh, true that. still don't like your smartass mouth, nor your ugly mug.
AT LEAST I CAN OPEN MY MOUTH.
*at least i get bitches.
TOUCHE.
