How bad can a contract possibly be?

On the path of yearning as greedy as this, will there be a transient tomorrow? [Inspired by uploaf's Madoka Magica/Lorax crossover comic] #magicaler

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nah, i dont think i will (◕‿◕✿) i bet you wear really cute panties

...Don't make fun of my bunny underwear.

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that dress looks very nice on you /slaps that fine ass/ (◡‿◡✿)

While I know I look damn fine in whatever I wear - especially this dress - could you please refrain from SMACKING MY GOD DAMN ASS?

Thank you.

[askmagical-ler-blog]

being onceler is suffering

Hey! I resent that.

Talking to YOU is suffering.

[skull--kid-blog]

an au where the askblogs become mahou shoujo

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ok

[askmagical-ler-blog]

Needs more ruffles.

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Everything is my place to be asking.

Uhm, yeah, no. 

No skirt, no ruffles, no service. 

[askmagical-ler-blog]

Hey loser, how goes the witch hunts?

I don't really think it's your place to be asking. 

[askmagical-ler-blog]

[contract joke]

No.

[askmagical-ler-blog]

Excatly why are you a magical girl? What did you do it for?

Because I felt like it. 

I wished to find Kony. 

[skull--kid-blog]

an au where the askblogs become mahou shoujo

[askmagical-ler-blog]

Excuse you.

[askmagical-ler-blog]

You guys do know you have to ask me questions, right?

[andrew--sunderland]

I WILL SHIT ON YOUR GODDAMN HEAD.

[askmagical-ler-blog]

Ew, I don’t want your butt near my head. That’s where your boyfriend fucks you.

[andrew--sunderland]

HE DOESN’T FUCK ME

[askmagical-ler-blog]

#yet

Keep twirling and he will pretty soon.

[scaredandconfusedler]

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What the fuck are you wearing.

[askmagical-ler-blog]

A TACKY CAPE AND HOOKER BOOTS, THAT’S WHAT.

[andrew--sunderland]

[A DOUBLE WHAMMY OF MIDDLE FINGERS]

[askmagical-ler-blog]

Don’t hate me because you ain’t me.

[andrew--sunderland]

I WILL SHIT ON YOUR GODDAMN HEAD.

[askmagical-ler-blog]

Ew, I don't want your butt near my head. That's where your boyfriend fucks you.

[scaredandconfusedler]

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What the fuck are you wearing.

[askmagical-ler-blog]

A TACKY CAPE AND HOOKER BOOTS, THAT’S WHAT.

[andrew--sunderland]

[A DOUBLE WHAMMY OF MIDDLE FINGERS]

[askmagical-ler-blog]

Don't hate me because you ain't me.

[scaredandconfusedler]

my-chemical-romance-ler replied to your post: I don’t know! Help me think of some magical girl…

I guess I could…huh. Let me try that.

Anything?

[andrew--sunderland]

[Chem closes his eyes, cupping the soul gem in his hands. He clenches his eyes closes as he thinks to himself, thinking quite hard and muttering Transform. Transform. Come on, transform! under his breath. As he does so, a bright light surrounds him, and he feels a slight whoosh that ruffles his hair. Opening his eyes, he finds himself hovering above SC, bright light surrounding his entire being as his clothes begin to transform. The light blinds his eyes for a moment, and when he comes back down to the ground, he opens his eyes again.]

Um…

[scaredandconfusedler]

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What the fuck are you wearing.

[askmagical-ler-blog]

A TACKY CAPE AND HOOKER BOOTS, THAT'S WHAT.

[askmagical-ler-blog]

Besides Chem, have you run into any other Magical Girls?

Well, yeah, magical GIRLS, but not any magical GUYS. I actually gave them and their class a tour of the factory. They were middle school girls from Japan or something. We didn't fight since they weren't staying long enough to steal my thunder, so... Besides, I don't hit girls. I was raised better.

[askmagical-ler-blog]

[shadyvaati]

Finished him last night UvU Here you go Jen have some of your son as a magic girl~ 

[askmagical-ler-blog]

Whoa, look at that loser's boots. What is he, a cheap hooker?