maria reynolds

[askmariareynolds]

why hello tumblr

Its a pleaser to be seeing you all here on this lovely day. Just go on and ask I don't mind.

see you soon! I hope. - 💋 Maria Reynolds

[askmariareynoldsblog]

fuck @ask-a-ham and @askthomasdivason

[askmariareynolds]

yes preach queen

[askjreynolds]

Can I hurt you please

Can i hurt you? If so then yes. If not, then no.

[russian-rowlette]

Yes 😝😝😝😝🥰🥰🥰🥰

Im taking your wife btw hehehahdhehsjdkslf

[askjreynolds]

no.

[russian-rowlette]

yes I’m gonna give her marshmallows and you aren’t stopping me 😈😈😈

[askjreynolds]

im taking your marshmallows.

[russian-rowlette]

NOOOO PLEASEEEE ITS THE LAST OF MY BELONGINGS PLEASEEEE NOOOOO😔😔😔

[askjreynolds]

Then don’t take my wife.

[russian-rowlette]

that’s my wife now 😛😛😛

[askjreynolds]

my wife. not yours.

[russian-rowlette]

your house my campfire /j

[askjreynolds]

nah YOUR house MY campfire

[russian-rowlette]

I’ll eat your house 😝😝😝

[askjreynolds]

i’ll fuckin turn you into the campfire-

[russian-rowlette]

yay

[askjreynolds]

wait what

[russian-rowlette]

arson 🥰🥰🥰🤑🤑🤑

[askjreynolds]

no- that’s lighting a person on fire. Arson is purposeful house fires??

[russian-rowlette]

you said you were gonna turn me into a campfire 😛😛😛 I’m gonna be hot 😁😁😁 /j

[askjreynolds]

no. you’re not either way. You are physically burning.

Not hot.

[askmariareynolds]

I leave for a few days and i come back to this...wow😒

[askmariareynolds]

Burps on you and bites off your toenails

ummm.....

i have no clue how to feel about this sweetheart

[ask-philip]

Wedding Invites

Me and my love, Theodosia Jr, are getting married!!! We are still arranging the day and marriage, but we would love for anyone to come and will inform you when it will be! There will be food(of course) and I hope everyone can come and have fun!! please come to the wedding tags:

@ask-a-ham @ask-theodosia-sr @elizaschuylerofficial @k01-dr4ws @askgeneralwash @marquisdelafayetteforreal @ask-johnlaurens @southcarolinaphobic @macncheeseaddict @askyourking @yourbishopsamuel @yourgeneralcharles @ask-mulligan @asklafayette @alexander-hxmiltonn @izzy-the-silly @justaskangelica @thebullet-oftheduel @askthegodoffreedomkeke @askburr

Anyone is welcome to join! Bring a few of your friends, family, or anyone you would like to come with!

Guests can interact/say if they're coming in the comments!

Thank you

[askjreynolds]

imma show up

when is it

[ask-philip]

u cant come

[askjreynolds]

why

[ask-philip]

u made my dad broke💔💔💔

[askmariareynolds]

lowkey thats his problem

[ask-philip]

Wedding Invites

Me and my love, Theodosia Jr, are getting married!!! We are still arranging the day and marriage, but we would love for anyone to come and will inform you when it will be! There will be food(of course) and I hope everyone can come and have fun!! please come to the wedding tags:

@ask-a-ham @ask-theodosia-sr @elizaschuylerofficial @k01-dr4ws @askgeneralwash @marquisdelafayetteforreal @ask-johnlaurens @southcarolinaphobic @macncheeseaddict @askyourking @yourbishopsamuel @yourgeneralcharles @ask-mulligan @asklafayette @alexander-hxmiltonn @izzy-the-silly @justaskangelica @thebullet-oftheduel @askthegodoffreedomkeke @askburr

Anyone is welcome to join! Bring a few of your friends, family, or anyone you would like to come with!

Guests can interact/say if they're coming in the comments!

Thank you

[askmariareynolds]

lowkey im going to pull up

[ask-philip]

The Reynolds pamphlet

No.

[askmariareynolds]

yes

[ask-philip]

I drew a picture of our family😁

@elizaschuylerofficial @ask-a-ham

[askmariareynolds]

this art is fire philip

[ask-philip]

Oh you're the girl who gave my dad gohnorrhea aren't you

Philip🪶

[askmariareynolds]

nahhh that was yo mom tf

[ask-philip]

I hope you know my mom actually can afford a doctor, she's not some street rat who banged up some rich married dude😁

So, no, my mom did not gove my dad gohnorrhea.

Philip🪶

[askmariareynolds]

first of all yo father is NOT rich last time i checked second of all thats why yo bitch ass got mopped by eacker

[ask-philip]

It took your tiny brain an hour to think of a response😭🙏🏻 Also what is with the large use of the word "yo" Maybe you should read a thesaurus and get a larger vocabulary😁 Also my Dad married Eliza and got wealth, obviously. Also, talking about vocabulary, swearing is for people with a low intelligence. Do you have low intelligence? Oh wait, is that even a question🙏🏻

Sincerely,

Philip🪶

[askmariareynolds]

not everyone keeps this app open all the damn time one, two i just like using yo is that a problem??? three no i do not have a low intelligence

[ask-philip]

I drew a picture of our family😁

@elizaschuylerofficial @ask-a-ham

[askmariareynolds]

this art is fire philip

[ask-philip]

Oh you're the girl who gave my dad gohnorrhea aren't you

Philip🪶

[askmariareynolds]

nahhh that was yo mom tf

[ask-philip]

I hope you know my mom actually can afford a doctor, she's not some street rat who banged up some rich married dude😁

So, no, my mom did not gove my dad gohnorrhea.

Philip🪶

[askmariareynolds]

first of all yo father is NOT rich last time i checked second of all thats why yo bitch ass got mopped by eacker

[ask-philip]

I drew a picture of our family😁

@elizaschuylerofficial @ask-a-ham

[askmariareynolds]

this art is fire philip

[ask-philip]

Oh you're the girl who gave my dad gohnorrhea aren't you

Philip🪶

[askmariareynolds]

nahhh that was yo mom tf

[ask-philip]

I drew a picture of our family😁

@elizaschuylerofficial @ask-a-ham

[askmariareynolds]

this art is fire philip

[askjreynolds]

Maria said you would like my kisses so

kisses you on the mouth

Ahem, uh, No thanks.

*”gently” shoves away*

When did she ever say that??

[askmariareynolds]

oh who is you and when in the ever lasting fuck did i say that shit tf 😭🙏

[askmariareynolds]

Yo do u answer asks as mod? (if not just ignore this or something) cuz if so can i dm u to talk about somthin rp/ask blog related (both of ours, james and maria)?

yea sometimes I do answer as mod but I don’t get that many ask

But yeah I’m fine with you dming me :D

[askalexander]

son repossession. hes my son now. i gave him a silly hat.

To one Anonymous asker,

no wait give him back. please the hat is too big for his little head he'll SUFFOCATE no... nooo.... No......

A. Ham 🪶

[askmariareynolds]

Thats why yo baby ugly as hell!!!!😭🙏

[askalexander]

girl i'm paying for your rent!!!! 😭🙏

[askmariareynolds]

Thats why you're a orphan!!!! 😭🙏

[askalexander]

that's why yo man keyed your carriage!!!! 😭🙏

[askmariareynolds]

That's why you and yo ugly ass son got a big forehead and receding hairlines!!!!! 😭🙏

[askalexander]

son repossession. hes my son now. i gave him a silly hat.

To one Anonymous asker,

no wait give him back. please the hat is too big for his little head he'll SUFFOCATE no... nooo.... No......

A. Ham 🪶

[askmariareynolds]

Thats why yo baby ugly as hell!!!!😭🙏

[askalexander]

girl i'm paying for your rent!!!! 😭🙏

[askmariareynolds]

Thats why you're a orphan!!!! 😭🙏

[askalexander]

son repossession. hes my son now. i gave him a silly hat.

To one Anonymous asker,

no wait give him back. please the hat is too big for his little head he'll SUFFOCATE no... nooo.... No......

A. Ham 🪶

[askmariareynolds]

Thats why yo baby ugly as hell!!!!😭🙏

[askalexander]

Why. Would. You chang.e. My. Profile. Image. To this. Knowing. It's. IMPOSSIBLE. To. Change. it. Back????❓❔❓❔

I'm. Verym . Angry.

George Washington

Hello Sir,

after i sent the e-mail to secretary jefferson as i had intended when i borrowed your device, i discovered and downloaded a wonderful application, picsart, and spent the last hour creating “image edits."

i practiced with the photographs already in your gallery, i apologize for my lack of foresight on how you were to react to the sudden change.

it is quite the consuming pastime, but if you were to give it the time of day, i think you will find it most enjoyable and charming.

A. Ham 🪶

[askjamesmadison]

Hell no, Hamilton. You making him look stupid as hell. Yet another embarrassment to this nation.

And these editing skills? Christ. A HALF DEAD WORM could do what you have done here. Y'all not cute.

Fix this.

[askgeneralwash]

I'm. Not. Stupid. Neither is. My son. Watch yo.ur. Mouth. Mr. Madison.

George Washington

[askalexander]

[ask-johnlaurens]

Let's be nice to each other.

[askjreynolds]

nah let’s not. let’s violently verbally attack each other for fun.

[ask-johnlaurens]

That's why yo wife unloyal 😂😂

[askjreynolds]

excuse me?

i betcha alexander was unloyal to you cuz he married Eliza instead of you.

((ooc, uh, apparently unloyal isn’t a word wtf))

[askmariareynolds]

Well if I was Alexander I wouldn't be with laurens and that's on my soul😭🙏