James Reynolds

ask J. Reynolds

[askjreynolds]

MY RULES:

1-I am a MINOR!!! Don’t ask/reblog/tag inappropriate posts. If done, whoever did it is getting blocked.

2-Preferably don’t tag me in out of character posts. Tag @urlocalpjofan36 instead. That’s my main blog.

3-Be nice please. If you’re talking to me as the mod, refer to me as he/they but for in character, refer to me as specifically he/him.

Inspired by @ask-johnlaurens @askmariareynolds @askalexander @askaaronburr AND another Maria blog!! @askmariareynoldsblog

Love y’all 🩷 (btw i dont like James Reynolds much it’s just he’s one i’ve never seen as an ask blog!! [EDIT: that was a lie uh sorry I DONT LIKE HIM but him in the musical is just— AAAA]

-The mod of this blog

[ask-a-ham]

i got sick of fucking you so i fucked your wife!!

Maria Reynolds

(@askmariareynoldsblog)

WHAT??? ELIZA???

[askmariareynoldsblog]

damn she was good tho no wonder u married her

[ask-a-ham]

god fucking damnit not again

[ask-johnlaurens]

IMAGINE

😂😂

[ask-a-ham]

Jack. You literally left your wife.

[ask-johnlaurens]

You cheated on her three times, so. (Me, André, and Maria.)

[ask-a-ham]

Technically, you were before Eliza, and then I never cheated with Andre, I just said I thought he was hot to make you jealous.

[askmariareynoldsblog]

okay so why can't @ask-johnlaurens and @ask-a-ham just make out??

[ask-a-ham]

WE HAVE

[askmariareynoldsblog]

no i meant like right now

[ask-a-ham]

we literally did yesterday

[askmariareynoldsblog]

okay period queen

[ask-a-ham]

I can’t ever win

[askmariareynoldsblog]

but i can fuck @elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa (or @askeliza or @elizaschuylerofficial)

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

I will gladly take that offer

[askmariareynoldsblog]

alright get ready baby <3

[elizabethschuyleraaaaaaaaaaa]

Ready as I’ll ever be

[askmariareynoldsblog]

fucks her

[ask-a-ham]

DUDE???

[askmariareynoldsblog]

what??

[ask-a-ham]

idfc anymore. We’re divorced I just married laurens

[askmariareynoldsblog]

YAY CAN I GO TO THE WEDDING

[ask-a-ham]

there was no wedding

[askmariareynoldsblog]

awh :(

also i married eliza sorry @askjreynolds

[askjreynolds]

wait when did this happen?!?!

[askjreynolds]

i want to hurt you

NO.

[askjreynolds]

Can I hurt you please

Can i hurt you? If so then yes. If not, then no.

[russian-rowlette]

Yes 😝😝😝😝🥰🥰🥰🥰

Im taking your wife btw hehehahdhehsjdkslf

[askjreynolds]

no.

[russian-rowlette]

yes I’m gonna give her marshmallows and you aren’t stopping me 😈😈😈

[askjreynolds]

im taking your marshmallows.

[russian-rowlette]

NOOOO PLEASEEEE ITS THE LAST OF MY BELONGINGS PLEASEEEE NOOOOO😔😔😔

[askjreynolds]

Then don’t take my wife.

[russian-rowlette]

that’s my wife now 😛😛😛

[askjreynolds]

my wife. not yours.

[russian-rowlette]

your house my campfire /j

[askjreynolds]

nah YOUR house MY campfire

[russian-rowlette]

I’ll eat your house 😝😝😝

[askjreynolds]

i’ll fuckin turn you into the campfire-

[russian-rowlette]

yay

[askjreynolds]

wait what

[russian-rowlette]

arson 🥰🥰🥰🤑🤑🤑

[askjreynolds]

no- that’s lighting a person on fire. Arson is purposeful house fires??

[russian-rowlette]

you said you were gonna turn me into a campfire 😛😛😛 I’m gonna be hot 😁😁😁 /j

[askjreynolds]

no. you’re not either way. You are physically burning.

Not hot.

[askjreynolds]

Can I hurt you please

Can i hurt you? If so then yes. If not, then no.

[russian-rowlette]

Yes 😝😝😝😝🥰🥰🥰🥰

Im taking your wife btw hehehahdhehsjdkslf

[askjreynolds]

no.

[russian-rowlette]

yes I’m gonna give her marshmallows and you aren’t stopping me 😈😈😈

[askjreynolds]

im taking your marshmallows.

[russian-rowlette]

NOOOO PLEASEEEE ITS THE LAST OF MY BELONGINGS PLEASEEEE NOOOOO😔😔😔

[askjreynolds]

Then don’t take my wife.

[russian-rowlette]

that’s my wife now 😛😛😛

[askjreynolds]

my wife. not yours.

[russian-rowlette]

your house my campfire /j

[askjreynolds]

nah YOUR house MY campfire

[russian-rowlette]

I’ll eat your house 😝😝😝

[askjreynolds]

i’ll fuckin turn you into the campfire-

[russian-rowlette]

yay

[askjreynolds]

wait what

[russian-rowlette]

arson 🥰🥰🥰🤑🤑🤑

[askjreynolds]

no- that’s lighting a person on fire. Arson is purposeful house fires??

[askjreynolds]

Can I hurt you please

Can i hurt you? If so then yes. If not, then no.

[russian-rowlette]

Yes 😝😝😝😝🥰🥰🥰🥰

Im taking your wife btw hehehahdhehsjdkslf

[askjreynolds]

no.

[russian-rowlette]

yes I’m gonna give her marshmallows and you aren’t stopping me 😈😈😈

[askjreynolds]

im taking your marshmallows.

[russian-rowlette]

NOOOO PLEASEEEE ITS THE LAST OF MY BELONGINGS PLEASEEEE NOOOOO😔😔😔

[askjreynolds]

Then don’t take my wife.

[russian-rowlette]

that’s my wife now 😛😛😛

[askjreynolds]

my wife. not yours.

[russian-rowlette]

your house my campfire /j

[askjreynolds]

nah YOUR house MY campfire

[russian-rowlette]

I’ll eat your house 😝😝😝

[askjreynolds]

i’ll fuckin turn you into the campfire-

[russian-rowlette]

yay

[askjreynolds]

wait what

[askjreynolds]

Can I hurt you please

Can i hurt you? If so then yes. If not, then no.

[russian-rowlette]

Yes 😝😝😝😝🥰🥰🥰🥰

Im taking your wife btw hehehahdhehsjdkslf

[askjreynolds]

no.

[russian-rowlette]

yes I’m gonna give her marshmallows and you aren’t stopping me 😈😈😈

[askjreynolds]

im taking your marshmallows.

[russian-rowlette]

NOOOO PLEASEEEE ITS THE LAST OF MY BELONGINGS PLEASEEEE NOOOOO😔😔😔

[askjreynolds]

Then don’t take my wife.

[russian-rowlette]

that’s my wife now 😛😛😛

[askjreynolds]

my wife. not yours.

[russian-rowlette]

your house my campfire /j

[askjreynolds]

nah YOUR house MY campfire

[russian-rowlette]

I’ll eat your house 😝😝😝

[askjreynolds]

i’ll fuckin turn you into the campfire-

[askjreynolds]

Can I hurt you please

Can i hurt you? If so then yes. If not, then no.

[russian-rowlette]

Yes 😝😝😝😝🥰🥰🥰🥰

Im taking your wife btw hehehahdhehsjdkslf

[askjreynolds]

no.

[russian-rowlette]

yes I’m gonna give her marshmallows and you aren’t stopping me 😈😈😈

[askjreynolds]

im taking your marshmallows.

[russian-rowlette]

NOOOO PLEASEEEE ITS THE LAST OF MY BELONGINGS PLEASEEEE NOOOOO😔😔😔

[askjreynolds]

Then don’t take my wife.

[russian-rowlette]

that’s my wife now 😛😛😛

[askjreynolds]

my wife. not yours.

[russian-rowlette]

your house my campfire /j

[askjreynolds]

nah YOUR house MY campfire

[askjreynolds]

Can I hurt you please

Can i hurt you? If so then yes. If not, then no.

[russian-rowlette]

Yes 😝😝😝😝🥰🥰🥰🥰

Im taking your wife btw hehehahdhehsjdkslf

[askjreynolds]

no.

[russian-rowlette]

yes I’m gonna give her marshmallows and you aren’t stopping me 😈😈😈

[askjreynolds]

im taking your marshmallows.

[russian-rowlette]

NOOOO PLEASEEEE ITS THE LAST OF MY BELONGINGS PLEASEEEE NOOOOO😔😔😔

[askjreynolds]

Then don’t take my wife.

[russian-rowlette]

that’s my wife now 😛😛😛

[askjreynolds]

my wife. not yours.

[askjreynolds]

Can I hurt you please

Can i hurt you? If so then yes. If not, then no.

[russian-rowlette]

Yes 😝😝😝😝🥰🥰🥰🥰

Im taking your wife btw hehehahdhehsjdkslf

[askjreynolds]

no.

[russian-rowlette]

yes I’m gonna give her marshmallows and you aren’t stopping me 😈😈😈

[askjreynolds]

im taking your marshmallows.

[russian-rowlette]

NOOOO PLEASEEEE ITS THE LAST OF MY BELONGINGS PLEASEEEE NOOOOO😔😔😔

[askjreynolds]

Then don’t take my wife.

[askjreynolds]

Can I hurt you please

Can i hurt you? If so then yes. If not, then no.

[russian-rowlette]

Yes 😝😝😝😝🥰🥰🥰🥰

Im taking your wife btw hehehahdhehsjdkslf

[askjreynolds]

no.

[russian-rowlette]

yes I’m gonna give her marshmallows and you aren’t stopping me 😈😈😈

[askjreynolds]

im taking your marshmallows.

[askjreynolds]

Can I hurt you please

Can i hurt you? If so then yes. If not, then no.

[russian-rowlette]

Yes 😝😝😝😝🥰🥰🥰🥰

Im taking your wife btw hehehahdhehsjdkslf

[askjreynolds]

no.

[askjreynolds]

I’m gonna beat you up man

No you’re not.

[askjreynolds]

Can I hurt you please

Can i hurt you? If so then yes. If not, then no.

[askmariareynoldsblog]

alright so @askjreynolds HIT me last night. what should i do??

[askjreynolds]

When did i do that??? I don’t remember that!!!

[askmariareynoldsblog]

alexander hamilton died today (oh no the manwhore and orphan!!) anyways love @askburr (and @ask-a-ham or @askalexander i guess…)

[ask-a-ham]

Thanks Maria.

[askmariareynoldsblog]

YOUR WELCOME SEXY FOUNDING FATHER 😋

[askjreynolds]

Hello?

[askmariareynoldsblog]

you too !!! just @ask-a-ham is more sexy 🤷‍♀️

[askjreynolds]

eh reasonable.

((lol who said that?! not James!… totally.))

[askmariareynoldsblog]

Kisses you on the mouth (/p)

Oh! I am pleasantly surprised! Although I do have a husband - I suppose I’ll let you slide…

Your dearest,

Mrs. Reynolds

[mundanemuffinz]

The only person that was happy for my kisses 😞

[askmariareynoldsblog]

I'm sorry to hear that, my dear. I know how things can sometimes upset us or cause disappointment. Still, I want to remind you that I truly enjoy your kisses. They bring me a lot of happiness and warmth. I’m sure James wouldn’t mind your affectionate gesture either, especially since it comes from someone as dear as you. After all, sharing moments of tenderness and affection often helps us feel closer and more connected. Your kisses are special, and they brighten my day whenever I receive them. I really appreciate how natural and genuine your gestures are, and I want you to know that they mean a lot to me. So, don’t worry about what might have upset you—your kindness and your love shine through in those small acts. I believe James would see how much your affection means to me and understand that it’s all done with good feelings. At the end of the day, what matters most is the happiness and warmth we share, even through simple gestures like a kiss.

Your dear,

Mrs. Reynolds

[muffinz-reblogzz]

Well, I kissed James and he pushed me away his ass is not even loyal!

[askjreynolds]

I’m sah-ree! ((exaggerated sorry)

[muffinz-reblogzz]

Spits on your boots

[askjreynolds]

*spits on your boots back*

How ‘bout that? Huh?

[muffinz-reblogzz]

I know you didn’t just do that! These boots are more expensive than… than uh— your whole life! Yeah! Now I’m gonna take your wife!

[askjreynolds]

nah bitch no you ain’t-