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Cosplay ask blog for Lego Joker. Ask away, but...you should be terrified. I'm not just Batman's Greatest Enemy! I'm I'm a legitimate businessman, founder of Smilex & Laffco! What's better in life than a nice, big smile, eh? And to my responses may take a bit of Time to prepare, but isn't the anticipation for the punchline SO exciting?

[askmasterbuilderjoker]

I made a picket sign! Harley said I misspelled "husband"...

[askmasterbuilderjoker]

OOC: what did you use for your face paint? I'm wanting to do a Lego joker cosplay myself.

((Shoooot! Sorry for the late reply! Okay, whatever you use, make sure it's face paint, actual paint made for your face. Snazaroo works but it's expensive. Clown White or grease makeup will smear. Face. Paint. Then I lipsticked across my fave, left a gap for the teeth and drew them in with eyeliner.Set the whole thing with baby powder to avoid smearing!Good luck! Happy Jokering!))

[askmasterbuilderjoker]

Hey, kiddos! Look who's just pleased as punch to be taking a selfie with me!

[askmasterbuilderjoker]

Dear lord you're absolutely 10 feet of charming in a 5 foot sack

"Eh? Harl, is that you? What did I say about needless compliments?"

"They get you everywhere! In any case, that's a good one, whoever this is!"

[askmasterbuilderjoker]

I’m in a bit of a funk, Gothamites, it’s Time for some mayhem! Send me your burning questions, and I promise I won’t bite…

Okay, I’ll totally bite. But ask me stuff anyway!

[duckbehindthewheel]

whats your problem

If you have to ask…

[askmasterbuilderjoker]

I'm in a bit of a funk, Gothamites, it's Time for some mayhem! Send me your burning questions, and I promise I won't bite... Okay, I'll totally bite. But ask me stuff anyway!

[askmasterbuilderjoker]

This is BETTER than the two boats.