A little bit of everything

She/Her Asks/requests open!

[halorvic]

how have you been?

[halorvic]

Update:

[halorvic]

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🎉

[two-thirtyy]

Where do you see yourself in 5 years?

Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.

[taykoutmccleod]

reblog if its friday and you made it

[trixic-frankenman-deactivated20]

[thickness-protection-program]

We can't ibuprofen our way outta this one boys

[thickness-protection-program]

This post was meant as a joke but it has come to my attention that literally none of us are ok

[thickness-protection-program]

This is the energy y'all are giving off in the notes

[xshiromorix]

I mean... you’re not wrong.

[t00thpasteface]

"i can probably get this fun new fic idea written out as a coherent oneshot in a few days, and then afterwards i can get back to writing my other project(s)" <- this is the devil speaking through you

[fullmetalfisting]

God can you imagine if Donald Trump became president? There’d be like a new bubonic plague and he’d be like “idk drink bleach about it”

[fullmetalfisting]

Throwback to when I took acid for the first time in 2013 and predicted the events of 2020 like the fucking oracle of Delphi

[totally-a-wizard]

[agayjewishwerewolf]

Holy shit

[jimmyfury]

[crlsgif]

[bruciemilf]

Wayne Family Twitter Adventures // Part One

[schmergo]

I don’t like to call Frankenstein’s creation a ‘monster’ because he seems pretty chill, so I just call him Frankenstein’s lil boi

[thefuzzhead]

*new yorker accent* yeah, that’s guy’s just Frankie’s kid, what’s it to ya?

[bobbs]

“Yeah that’s Frankie’s kid, his pop dont treat ‘im right, neither do most people round here, but he ain’t a bad kid, just in a bad sitiation”

[ao3feed-dreamling]

by DarknessNightmare

A single pale, delicate hand had sunk in the water and scooped him up with ease, like a child saving a bird from a pool. Hob had coughed, trying to catch his breath and, as he looked up, he found a familiar face and eyes that shone like stars.

OR: Hob is having a nightmare and Morpheus (literally) scoops him out of it.

Just- giant Morpheus and fluff.

Words: 2365, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: The Sandman (TV 2022), The Sandman (Comics)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Dream of the Endless | Morpheus, Hob Gadling, Original Characters

Relationships: Dream of the Endless | Morpheus/Hob Gadling, Dream of the Endless/Hob Gadling

Additional Tags: Daydreaming, Hob Gadling Loves Dream of the Endless | Morpheus, Mutual Pining, Professor Hob Gadling, Big Morpheus, The Dreaming Realm (The Sandman), Hob travels The Dreaming, more-pheus, Romantic Fluff, First Kiss, Size Difference, like- literally

[glasspostings]

while you were attending therapy i was studying the blade

[glasspostings]

what do you mean i need better coping mechanisms

[stjohnstarling]

↖ this user has drank from the infernal river Lethe, which flows through Hades and brings total oblivion, eradicating all memory and thought

[incurablydepraved]

how did it taste?

[stjohnstarling]

How did what taste?

[marisatomay]

love to purchase items but at what cost

[icantwritegood]

[flannelsandjeans-deactivated202]

we can only sext if we roleplay as key figures from the cold war 

[binches-deactivated20220521]

im gorbachev who wants to be reagan

[golf-course-tragedy]

Mr. gorbachev tear down those pants

[emil]

RIP Gorbachev (2 March 1931 – 30 August 2022)

[salamanderinspace]

I cannot believe this is where I heard the news.

[beebox-illustrations]

Draco seeing all the Weasleys for the first time at the Quidditch World Cup!

Everybody had a thing for Bill ✨😂

Hey! So long time no see guys :0

Thank you all so much for all of the well wishes 💚💚💚 My Tendonitis is much better and I‘m as good as new :)

I’m trying to get back into the game as soon as possible and post a comic each week again :) but maybe not right away

So I really hope you enjoyed this one ✨😂

Much love and Have a nice week 💚🌻

[majesticnerdynerd]

Coming up with juicy fanfic plot that has no plotholes and makes sense in the shower be like:

[beardedmrbean]

[beemojis]

target audience

[beemojis]

it occurs to me that i am also the target audience

[sorayeii]

lov doodle

[teratocrat]

when stephen king dies you have an hour and forty five minutes to get out of Maine before it explodes