The Black Cat

Cat of Misfortune.

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How do you feel about police?

Ineffective and they get in the way.

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You remind me of a Metal Gear character,... Eva

What’s Metal Gear?

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How do you move in that suit? You have to have the strength of ten men

Or the strength of one woman.

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Hello! It's a pleasure to meet you!! I hope you've been doing well!! Have you acquired anything interesting lately? :D

I might have.

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Aren't you a superhero?

Would I ever stoop so low?

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Are you a Mutant?

I wasn’t born with my powers.

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♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️♦️

Send me real ones and we’ll talk. wink wink

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Bad luck

Goodluck

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Do you know Freyja?

Freyja who?

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Soooooooooooo how about them kitty titties?

My jewels are reserved for a certain little Spider.

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Your my favorite anti villain! So awesome that you are on tumblr.

How else would I spend my time?

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What's your exercise routine? I'd like some superhero tips

I’m not a superhero, kid. My only exercise is my work.

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Is that mask glued on?

... No.

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Do you know Chaos Magic?

I don’t.

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Catwoman?

No, sugar, It’s Black Cat.

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Does the fur give any warmth or just Aesthetic?

Have you seen my v-line? not very warming.

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Wait, how old are you?

No one ever told you to never ask a woman her age?