The Madman of Zaun!

"Mundo will go where he pleases! And tumblr no exception for the rule! Mundo be sure to answer any questions you have."

[askmundo-blog]

THIS BLOG IS NOW OFFICIALLY CLOSED

//Please, don't jump to a conclusion that I'm doing this only because of lore changes.

The truth is that over time I've been getting more and more tired and dissatisfied with askblogs as a form of expression and with universe of League of Legends in general. I think what was stopping me from closing my blogs was strong sentiment and genuine love for the characters that I've chosen. But I and my situation have changed and I don't feel the same connection and passion as I used to.

It was fun while it lasted, thank you for all your attention, support and kind words. I wish you all well.

[askmundo-blog]

Oh yes, yes. Other champions interest Mundo great deal. League is Mundo's playground, Mundo's field of research. Place where you can see all them out of natural habitat of theirs, but at same time in truest form - as killers.

There is much you can learn through observation alone. Direct experimentation on Mundo's sweet, sweet colleagues could be considered rude act. Truly deplorable. No? Maybe no.

As for that Gnar... It's barely more than an animal, but juicy morsel for study for certain.

Why? Why little animal can be part of summoning now? Who authorised that? Why it's not closed somewhere deep and put under extensive, years lasting examination. Why no one asked Mundo to do that? Who knows what ancient filth it carry on it fur and little, predatory paws.

If some big epidemic start few months from now, because we let out centuries years old microlife and let it into us with no right immune system against... Mundo will be there to call you all complete morons.

Alas at current point of time Mundo know as little as rest. Mundo have his thoughts. And of course hypotheses of great mind, like yours Mundo truly, can worth more than final conclusions of lesser man...

But it not time and no place to talk these things loud.

[askmundo-blog]

What's the weirdest thing a Summoner has ever made you do?

Not win.

Summoners who have all grand greatness that is Mundo at disposition and they still can’t prove worthy and even win their position.

Summoners of that kind not ever cease to baffle Mundo.

I-D-Y-O-T-S.

Idiots.

[askmundo-blog]

'Life is affliction? Mundo cure your disease.'

Quoting a song? Oh pumpkin, you probably so proud of how much clever you have in that little, grey head. But you know what even more fun? Mundo can quote too! Mundo’s memory capacity allow doing that. Listen now.

"It isn’t homicide

When you know they’re already dead”

That sure make Mundo deep. Muuuuuch deep.

[sheriff-caitlyn]

//Okay, so, I just found this guy. He’s written themes for 65 of the League Champions, and I’m just listening to them all now going ‘this is utterly brilliant’. Please consider having a listen through his League Playlist. If your muse is one of the Champs he wrote music for? Have a listen.

//… and hey, consider this a challenge to write a drabble in the theme of the music provided :D

[askmundo-blog]

//I just listened to Dr. Mundo's theme and damn. It's soooo good. I'm in love.

[askmundo-blog]

5 random facts

//  the-madju tagged me to give 5 random facts about myself, but the truth is that I'm a giant boring loser I'm actually Mundo irl.

But really, this is Mundo blog so you are getting facts about him

I know that title "doctor" is pretty vague, but fyi Mundo is a surgeon, a damn good one and with experience in neurosurgery, don't expect him to want to waste his time on curing something that is below him in his opinion.

He is a dog person. Honestly there are aspects in which he prefers his dogs over people. For example you can make dogs completely loyal and obedient.

His connection to corporate part of Zaun reaches way back. Business was always secondary interest for him and more sure source of income.

He used to teach in Zaunite medical academy. But it was a pretty short period of time 2 maybe 3 years.

I know that this blog is sometimes just me ranting about how Mundo is not a crazy idiot, but he does have plenty of issues and he did have periods when he was not the most mentally stable person around.

[tr3bs]

Mundo: Mundo have good smile XD

[askmundo-blog]

//The only part of Mundo's lore that I actually think is really good, is the quote at the end of it:

"Beware the Madman of Zaun. In his eyes, you are already dead."

I'm very serious about this quote.

[askmundo-blog]

((Misconception: Mundo does not care for anyone and does not even try to build up a relationship network.))

//This one is tricky, because it’s kinda yes and no at the same time.

He does care. I would say even more, he can be caring when it comes to certain people. Imagine that. But he cares for all the wrong reasons.

He had a friend, a psychiatrist, that once told him that “the only person he will ever be able to actually see is himself”. For Mundo to care about someone, hell, to even recognise them as an actual person, they need to be either fascinating, or useful. Otherwise you are almost non-existent. And he will always see others through the prism of himself and his needs. So when he cares about someone, you could say that he actually just cares about himself.

As for relationship network he does recognise the importance of having one and over the years he got really good at managing those things. Tho he doesn’t exactly enjoy having to put some degree of trust in people that are not him.

[askmundo-blog]

Mundo eat bodies of people Mundo kill?

//Nah, I don't think he would. First of all he mostly uses these people as test subjects, he really doesn't see much beside that in them. Also he has a lot of appreciation and fascination with human biology. For him human body and all the processes that take place in it hold much more meaning than the actual person. There is so much you can do with a human cadavers, that for him eating that meat would seem very trivial and wasteful. So no eating the rude.

In case if you were wondering about this one as well; he is not necrophiliac.

Beside very few exceptions there is really nothing personal in what he does.

Nowadays since he doesn't really have to worry about being caught and he is even given his test subjects, he keeps some of the bodies or its parts for future use.

Or he feeds them to his giant, scientifically enhanced dogs. This for some reason seems to entertain him.

[askmundo-blog]

//This one is Mundo's favourite misconception. He had rough times and he wasn't very mentally stable when he was joining the League. But the moment he started to get better and noticed what wild assumptions people made about him, he just decided to roll with it. Just another mask in his collection. And he loves to exploit it. People who are so stupid that they believe that he is a half-wit don't deserve any better anyway.

And appearing kinda dumb and crazy, also combined with the way he looks and the amazing fact that he is tremendously successful are very memorable and gossip worthy and that makes it so much easier to sell .

It doesn't matter what they are talking, important part is that they are talking and they don't stop.

We can do the serious business behind the scenes.

[canadaintheraw-deactivated20140]

Send me a misconception you think people have about my character and I'll explain if it's true or not

[askmundo-blog]

The truth is that Mundo enjoys our Zaunite darkness. It's familiar and comforting. It seems irrelevant, but Mundo still remembers the day when for the first time he saw the sun in full open sky. It was quite painful.

Nonetheless it is wonderful to see you. It has been so long since we had a chance to just... talk.

[generaldarius]

"Oh," the girl said, shaking her head. "Don’t be so simple. People adore monsters. They fill their songs and stories with them. They define themselves in relation to them. You know what a monster is, young shade? Power. Power and choice. Monsters make choices. Monsters shape the world. Monsters force us to become stronger, smarter, better. They sift the weak from the strong and provide a forge for the steeling of souls. Even as we curse monsters, we admire them. Seek to become them, in some ways." Her eyes became distant. "There are far, far worse things to be than a monster.…"

Jim Butcher, Ghost Story (via generaldarius)

[askmundo-blog]

Why do you abstain from armor?

Because looks on their faces when something they want hurt, wound and destroy, regenerates, regrows. Over and over.

How you no understand already? Mundo’s body IS. HIS. ARMOUR.

Mundo made it that way. Simple as that.

[askmundo-blog]

Transformation: triggered by emotional reactions of organism; highly unreliable.

Goals: based on abstract idea of morality and false ideal of "doing what's right"; ultimately doomed to failure.

What a complete waste of potential.

[askmundo-blog]

Hello again sir, forgive me for making another inquiry so soon, but you and I both know NOT asking questions is a terrible way to continue research. My query concerns Dr. Viktor (please pass on my apologies if I am incorrect with his title, his lore isn't specific on it). I assume you know well what he plans for all biological beings, including yourself, once he begins the "evolution". My only question: Is that something that would, or would not, please you?

As much as Machine Herald important figure for Zaun and respect deserved needs be given, in Mundo’s eyes his plan is replacing one problem set with another and claiming them final solutions. That hardly new idea.

If you want advice, Mundo say - never trust man who claim to know where lie perfection before achieving it. You gonna do yourself favour.