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I don't know how often you hear this, but I think you're the best manager Dethklok could ever hope for (even if they call you a robot sometimes).

Ah.  Well.  Uh.  Thank you.  I do try.

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1918 Gibson Style 0

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This LED desk lamp is the first of its kind and boasts a built-in wireless smartphone charger!

Tech Tuesday: LED Desk Lamp and Wireless Smartphone Charger

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Oh, that's handy

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miniature pies!

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These are just lovely

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Now, that is a lamp.

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Interesting.  But it would be better if the base looked more like a spinal column.

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All right, Folks.  Here's the deal.  I'm a, uh... very busy man, and I'm afraid I just don't always have time to, uh... sit around and answer your questions.  So I'm going to, uh... change the format of this blog a bit.  I'm, uh... I'm sure it will be more entertaining for all of you if there are more regular posts, and since the fine folks at Tumblr, Inc. have given us that handy queuing feature, I intend to put it to good use.  

You are, of course, still welcome to, uh... ask questions.  Just be aware it may take some time for me to, uh... respond.

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Free time, huh? Well, I don't get much of that, but when I do I, uh... I like to play golf. And read. And, uh... I enjoy shopping on, uh... eBay.

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Hey, Mr. Ofdensen! How are you today? c:

Busy. I'm, uh... very busy.

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Hah. You ams butlers.

Ah, no. No, I'm not. We've had this conversation before.

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what's the least favourite bit of seeing the band you manage perform live?

Anticipating the lawsuits and watching our insurance premiums rise.

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Hey, CFO! I was wondering, what did you think about Nathan's apology to Pickles? I thought it was really sweet!

I was, uh... very proud of him. That took a lot of guts.

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Mr. Ofdensen, where did you learn your brutal hand-to-hand combat skills? Have you ever needed to use them on Murderface when he pees all over stuff?

I, uh... I took karate lessons. And I try not to inflict violence on the band. Not directly.

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hey Oftensen~ Dethklok gets up to some weird shit~ and youve walked in on alot of it~ but what is the most insane, most brutal, most mentaly scaring thing youve ever seen any (or all) of the band doing?

You're right. I have witnessed a number of, uh... very disturbing things. But the worst would have to be seeing them in danger.Ok, next question.

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Well. Here we are. I, uh... don't really know why we're doing this, but... we are. And the whole endeavor will be rather pointless if no one sends in any questions, so, uh... yes. Do that.