Ask Damon Salvatore

I am Damon Salvatore, vampire. Also called eternal stud. Living in Mystic Falls with my girlfriend, trying to keep my brother, and all the other fools who live there out of trouble.Trying to get by after some sociopathic wanna be witch put my girlfriend...

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Do you have a thing for brunettes or what?

I like them, but it’s not like I don’t like blondes either. 

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Turn you humanity back on... please.

How about no?

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Don't kill Matt's dad. Whatever you do... just don't kill his dad. At least not when Matt's still mourning for Tyler.

Seriously? I should consider the fragile state of Donovan? If he would have deserved that trip to hell, he would have gotten it. He just didn’t even have a good reason to leave bus boy on his own.

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What you will do to impress a woman if she doesn't like Taylor Swift?

Try other things. Being able to listen to Taylor Swift is only one of my many talents, anon.

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What do you think about humans who are proud?

Good for them? I guess? Only that they’re most of the time stupid as well.

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Did you ever have any gay experiences in your long long freaking long life?

I’m over hunderd seventy five years old anon. Do you really think I never even tried having sex with another guy?

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You want to know why I don't worry and I believe that you will take your humanity back? Because simply take it for granted.

And... what do I have to do with that information?

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On the other side in front of my beliefs I don't accept fly to my sword. It is an expression which means that I don't accept the slightest disturbance in what I believe.

You’re going to have a really hard time in life...

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Do you know any foreign language further from your mother tongue? And if yes what are they?

Nope. Sure, I’ve learned a bit of Latin and French, but I can’t really speak it.

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Well, what do you think of a human who would rather be a vamp?

Smart choice.

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What do you think about the wars?

What wars?

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You're not a dissapointment Damon. It wasn't your own problem that developed your own personality. The problem was your father who didn't accept what you are, that started to stands out his kids. Something that is unthinkable for me.

Yeah, yeah, I know. But that’s all in the past now. Doesn’t matter any more. You see what a great thing that humanity switch is? I don’t even care anymore.

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What is your opinion about Turkey? P.S. I ask because my roots are from there.

Should I have one?

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What would make a person be interesting for you so to want to know him better?

Not annoying me to death would be a good start.

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Are you persistent?

Yup. Or I would have been dead.

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No I am not out of luck Damon look in my eyes and breath

You’re really a nuisance, you know that? It’s over, gone, done. I did get a way out of hell card, so I’m fine. 

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What would make a person be stupid for you? And if you want to know for me no one is stupid and that's because everyone are smart.

Most people are stupid, anon. Don’t try to convince me of the contrary. I’ve lived long enough to be pretty certain about it. You just have to look at the way they act.