Any word on the Faceless Old Mare who secretly lives in our houses?
Hold on, let me … ah! There we go! I knew we had a message from her.
Listeners, the following message is paid for by the Pony Vale Citizens for the Faceless Old Mare Who Secretly Lives in Your Home for Mayor committee.
And then it abruptly cuts off, her voice replaced by nothing but a strangely melodic static.
Great!
Remember, Pony Vale - elections are coming up soon, and participation is mandatory.












