eriDAMN

after much thought and deliberation ivve finally decided to grace you wworthless plebs wwith my attention Current Event: none!

[askprincehope]

Hey eridan like what the fuck , I mean seen some shit in my time but this is new type some type of shit that you be walking on the country road type of middle earth shit

[askprincehope]

what would you do if a land-dweller wanted to be in one of your quadrants?

wwhat are their qualifications besides bein wworthless

[askprincehope]

Hello Mister Eridan! I would like to ask if you could make my EriSol ship cannon? Please?

eww

[askprincehope]

Are you going to the ask blig prom

(( hot damn I didn’t even realize there was a prom! probably not tho, they can be so absolutely fun and I’ve had some of the best times in those but they’re also pretty exhausting and stressful ))

[ask-centaurstesticle]

askprincehope replied to your post:Do you play any instruments?

(( I’m trying to learn ukulele too!! Best of luck to you! :D ))

Same goes to you! When we’re profeshunal, we’ll do the dueling banjos song on ukulele))

[askprincehope]

(( That is ABSOLUTELY what is going to happen! ))

[askprincehope]

Did seahorsedad approve of you living above water?

this dumbass submits to me not the other wway around

[askprincehope]

*places flower crown on your head* even beautifuller than b4

[askprincehope]

diidymoii replied to your post:(to mun) but like, eridan wasn't even shown in the...

((actually, in one of the panels that vriska is shown with an army behind her, eridan is right in the far left of the panel))

(( I’m glad he got to show up in the background then :’) ))

[askprincehope]

(to mun) but like, eridan wasn't even shown in the end. it just ended as the goddamn vriska show, which is great for her fans. but what about the people who had so much invested in characters that were just thrown away?? what i'm i going to do now, after spending four years of my life on a goddamn web comic? what the hell. *is literally sobbing*

(( Shh anon shhh I feel that pain, being a total slut for Eridan, I feel that pain *hold, pat pat* But don’t worry, like I said, it’s gonna take a lot more than Homestuck ending for Homestuck to end ಠﭛಠ ))

[askprincehope]

(( Happy Homestuck Ended Day!!! Here’s a whole picture of nothing but Eridan smiling!! :D ♥ Thank you all for being wonderful and following me even despite by bullshit ♥ Or because of! Either way! It’s been a long 97293874982735 years waiting for it to end, and whether or not you’re disappointed, no worries! I have this strong feeling that it’s gonna take a lot more than Homestuck ending for Homestuck to end >B) ))

to add more under a readmore so I don’t stretch anything pvp;;; I just want to thank everyone who’s sent me all those compliments to my ask box and all those words of encouragement and everything <3333 I read every single one of them, even though I don’t respond to all of them, I just... idk I don’t know how to respond, you’re all so wonderful adn I appreciate every single one and I love scrolling through the asks and seeing them among them <333 I know I haven’t been on this blog too much as of late, but rest assured I still love this little prick and am not quite done with doodling him yet <333 so again, thank you everyone, honestly and truly, I wouldn’t be quite the same without you all and homestuck ;v; <3333

[askprincehope]

too late im gonna delete it obvviously for real an this is certainly not just a joke

not only is it not a joke but its the most original joke on tumblr evver told on this day evvery year

not that this is a joke

[askprincehope]

save yourself delete your blog

ok brb

[askprincehope]

>mfw eridan-senpai wont notice me

[askprincehope]

Eridan, are you a wizard??

[askprincehope]

yoar anons are so glubbin thirsty, pike coddamn

they are an i dont evven post half a the thirst i get sent

not evven a quarter

an here im the one constantly bein told im the thirsty one

[askprincehope]

ok but you've dated cronus who is the creepiest of the creeps? how can you find anything anyone says disturbing after that experience?

wwait are you really sayin i cant find anything else creepy after a creepy experience wwhat the hell

[askprincehope]

Your bulge in my mouth makes Feferi and Sollux Jealous mmm :^)))))))))))

stay all of the distance awway from me you gross creepy fuck