Splatter (The Cleaner)

Splatter ask blog for questions about Lore or stuff! Main account: https://www.tumblr.com/awkward-writes-shit

[maroon-medictf2]

Aggressive staring from around a corner

@asksplatter

hm.

What do you want?

(she stared back.)

[asksplatter]

*Points at scalpel*

[maroon-medictf2]

No, that's mine.

Ask medic not me.

[asksplatter]

*points at it again, this time raising their broom.*

[maroon-medictf2]

Aggressive staring from around a corner

@asksplatter

hm.

What do you want?

(she stared back.)

[asksplatter]

*Points at scalpel*

[maroon-medictf2]

No, that's mine.

Ask medic not me.

[maroon-medictf2]

Aggressive staring from around a corner

@asksplatter

hm.

What do you want?

(she stared back.)

[asksplatter]

*Points at scalpel*

[asksplatter]

Hello. The following is a message from the Teufort Census Bureau.

How would you rate your current employment?

Thank you for your co-operation.

@tf2-data-collection-agency

…. *but panicked*

(Splatter was never hired. She just lives in the storage closet and cleans and no one questions it.)

[instructor-inbox]

Even though Miss Kimiko may be on vacation, she still has to make calls! Although this times she’s the one calling of her own free will! And she’s even wishing you good luck!

(Open collab! Mostly for contest folks, but feel free to take part even if you aren’t competing! You just might have to change her text a little)

[awkward-writes-shit]

Tumblr is eating the quality.

[the-mage-class]

Welcome to the Official Mage Class blog!

Curious about them? I bet you are! Come ask them questions here or simply have a lovely talk with Jasper and Serpentine!

Notes and tag lists under cut!

Be sure to specify who you wanna ask!

Red is Jasper speaking Blue is Serpentine speaking Green is Anastasia speaking Italic and texts in tags is OOC

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#oc lore = Posts with significant story plots from their past :]

#oc interactions = Posts with Jasper, Serpentine and/or Anastasia with other tf2 ocs!

#jasper tag #serpentine tag #anastasia tag = Their respective tags!

Media tags:

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#writings

#video

#misc

#asks

[asksplatter]

Is there anything that Splatter is scared of?

God bless the anon that accidentally let me lore dump this hard ❤️❤️❤️

Text above if you can not read it:

“The question didn’t even come up until blood was left in the respawn overnight.”

“Usually any mess would be gone in a few hours.”

“At first it was thought that they didn’t want to mess with their stuff.”

“Until they shredded Scout’s shirt in the wash over a can of BONK! he spilled.”

“It wasn’t until Spy saw her in front of the respawn that their actions could be described.”

“How they simply stood and stared at that room, like a scared deer stuck in headlights.”

“And in Spy’s words as he retold what they saw.”

“”They acted as if the Respawn Machine would suck them back up,”

“If they sets foot in that room…””

[awkward-writes-shit]

Splatter paper doll because I did not want to study ❤️❤️/ semi hand reveal

Splatter ask blog = @asksplatter

[asksplatter]

Hi Splatter!!!! What do you like to do for your off days?

Splatter tends to spend their free time mixing chemicals to find scent combinations they like.

Please note that they are not a chemist, and are not permitted to do this anymore.