i cried over $5 socks

send me questions about lizards

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what is your favorite kind of dragon in fiction (like.. 6 limbs or 4, able to speak or not, etc)

i like the really small ones that nip your fingers and breathe fire and kinda look like snakes

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DAVE!! HEY! HEY DAVE! askstridave

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oh hey jade whats shakin

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see im so tired i didnt even put effort into that drawing

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anyways hello everyone its me dave aka the best dude in the history of everything im cool im probably just gonna post a bunch of useless shit today because i am a useless piece of shit who likes to play video games all day and thats what i did yesterday and now im tired and i dont have the motivation to answer any questions but you can still hmu if you want i guess

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allison and sadie's ask blogs r getting so popular and im just :(

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where is my attention???

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h*ck

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ooc post

i like how i can't cut posts anymore ://

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jade is

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askstridave:

ask-another-jade:

askstridave:

the gayanss

BURNED!!

oh yeah? and home come you gave rose a hug when you saw her and all you did for me was say hi? gay

you didnt seem like youd WANT a hug!!! do you want a hug dave??? ill hug you! ill hug the shit out of you!

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okay okay! you got me i dont even like hugs alright

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tell us the story of your piercings (if any)

i thought they looked cool so i got them the end

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jade is

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askstridave:

the gayanss

BURNED!!

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oh yeah? and home come you gave rose a hug when you saw her and all you did for me was say hi? gay

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hey dave what's your fave flavor of ice cream

vanilla

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jade is

the gayanss

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how about askstridave for the whole ship dealy

i dated davesprite once :o i thought it went well but… listen, thats not the same!! daves a super cool kid (peace sign emoji)

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But what if I sent you a message. -AskingDirkCrocker

gracias

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i spent like half an hour making that

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new sbahj movie poster by yours truly