Ask Tear Grants

(( This is an ask blog for Mystearica "Tear" Grants. Feel free to ask any questions. :3 Post-Akzeriuth, may contain spoilers. Please tell me if I go OOC. Inspired by AskReplicaLuke on Tumblr. Go follow them. ))

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Tear, which rod of yours is your favourite?

Hm, good question.

There's so many, I'm not sure I even remember them all.

But my first wand is very special to me. It brings back a lot of memories.

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TEAR! My sister wishes to know why you are so awesome. Please don't let this get to your head.

I... Uh... Huh?

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Could you sing for me :)

Well... Sure, I suppose I could.

What would you like me to sing?

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You're standing in a grassy meadow, Luke is in front of you but he is down on one knee. Recently he had been acting rather weirdly, and has been trying to be romantic with you (only to end badly in embarrassment because he's never been good with it). He reaches up, takes your hand, and looks you dead in the eyes. Just as you think that he's asking you to marry him, he asks you to move in with him.

No, I'm not in a grassy meadow... I'm in Baticul right now.

And Luke hasn't done any of what you said.

Get your facts straight, next time.

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I haven't been getting questions lately...

What's up with that?

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Snack Time! Part 3 FINALE

Okay, Replica, so if you didn’t take my toaster strudel, who did?

How should I know?!

Your answer does not satisfy me…

Uh… Well…

Okay, well, we know whoever did it must have been someone we know.

Right. And they must be pretty quick. And smart.

And of course they had to have been sinister.

…And maybe a little hungry.

Is this funny to you?!

Uh. No. Just making a joke…

Well, who do we know who’s smart, fast, and sinister?

……..

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Snack Time! Part 2

REPLICA!

Huh?

You can steal my face! You can steal my home! You can steal my girlfriend! But the second you steal my Pillsbury Toaster Strudel, you’ve gone too far!!

What are you talking about, I didn’t take your—

OW! Hey, no biting!!

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Snack Time! Part 1

Ahhh, what a great day!

Wow Asch, you seem happy today.

Of course! You see, this morning I made two Pillsbury Toaster Strudels for breakfast, which as you know is my favorite snack. But I could only finish one, so today for snack, I have the leftover one in the fridge!

I can’t wait to eat it. The only way this day could be bad is if somebody…

………..

…What’s wrong?

WHO THE HELL ATE MY TOASTER STRUDEL?!

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♝ Who does the best cooking?

Oh, I don't know... Everyone does a good job, I think...

Really...? Even...

*lowers voice* Natalia...?

...Well...

What are you two whispering about...?

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♕ Why do you love whom you love? Or are you in love?

♖ If you could change anything about yourself physically, what would it be?

♗ From where did your last bruise/cut come?

♙ Would you rather relive your worst memory or face your biggest fear?

♚ What did you dream about in the last dream you can recall?

♛ Why do you hate the person you hate most?

♜ What is the last joke at which you can remember laughing?

♝ Who does the best cooking?

♞ What country would you side with? Malkuth or Kimlasca-Lanvaldear?

♟ How do you typically spend your nights?

♠ What are your top five favorite places in Auldrant?

♡ What is your favorite memory?

♔ Why did you cry the last time you cried?

♢ What is something you've learned from the journey thus far?

♣ When/why was the last time you felt like punching someone in the face?

☎ Any regrets?

☏ Anything else you want to ask.

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W-Weddings?!

Me and Luke aren't getting married! Why does everyone keep asking me?!

I mean, we don't even have that sort of relationship!

So where did this stupid rumor get started, anyway?!

.......

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You're getting married...? That means if Asch goes, Sync and I can't? Asch's a God-General after all.

N-No! I'm not getting married! Where are you hearing this?

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Hey Tear~ Natalia told me about the wedding! Am I invited?

Of cour--

Wait a minute! There is no wedding!

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ただのゆめのはなし by たこたろう

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Luke: Okay okay... Is everyone ready?

Anise, Mieu, Guy and Jade: Ready! ♥

Luke: Then we're off to the Absorption Ga- wait... One of those responses sounded weird...

Jade: Oh, details, details. There's no time, Luke! Let's go!

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Ah, I understand... boys can be such a pain at times... especially when it comes down to that matter. Don't worry Tear, I'm sure he'll comes back to his senses sooner or later.

Wh... No! It's not like I want...

C-Can we stop talking about this?

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Yes, I've not seen you around as well. Ah, Luke you say? That reminds me... have you two started planning for the wedding yet? Since Luke is part of the royal family, it can be held at my castle if you wish!

....It's not like that....

(Especially if he's not going to say anything....)