THE SHOWMAN

antiship fuck off -- roleplay blog for tenna. no rule regarding interaction other than don't be a minor.

[asktenna333]

Hello Hello!!

My name is bubbz, and I'm quite taken with tenna and I want to write for him but I have no ideas. that's where you come in.

i exclusively reply with shitty drawings and with dialogue

Multiship/multitimeline when you're role-playing with me tenna isn't cheating on you in your universe okay but in other universes he's with other people and that's okay-- you can have an established relationship roleplay but you have to specify what the established relationship is

Send him asks!! you're encouraged to be as zany and unhinged or horny as you want to him, it'll give the audience hilarious reactions. Or, if you're not shy, just drop a starter with him!! Anons come in the form of fan letters. Unless it's funnier or makes more sense for your ask to be in person.

open to spamtenna, kristenna (platonic and romantic. I love it when he's just a goofy regular old uncle that kris finds annoying or also when kris just uses tenna for their own amusement), nsfw, sfw, angst, death events, pregnancy events, eggnancy events-- really just anything. I just want to put The Character through Some Shit and see what happens. magic anons allowed but remember that i can also send anons to my own blog to fix it if the bit is over to me

Tenna's canon:

Tenna watched Kris grow up. They were a big source of comfort for Kris, once, but when Asgore and Toriel got divorced, and Asriel moved away-- Kris no longer found comfort in television and video games. This left Tenna with only one viewer- Toriel, and only occasionally.

Now Tenna is left in castletown in the darkworld, with only Kris as their ocassional visitor.

He lives in a version of castletown that's an amalgamation of all of the dark worlds you've been to so far. So if you want to happen to run into him in cyber city.. you can! just a neighborhood that's very much like it.

[asktenna333]

"Wow...! A visitor..!"

Tenna pauses for a moment, absolutely flabbergasted by your presence, before he opens the door completely, and ushers you in.

"Are you here for the acting position? Are you here to be a contestant? Do you know Kris? Let me get you some coffee...! I haven't had anyone knock on my door in a long time."

[asktenna333]

"Pretty please, Sweetheart? I'll have your name be in the credits. You'll get a portion of ad revenue."

[moss4ev3r]

"Fine.." Lyme reluctantly hits the record button.

Mossalynn froze as soon as the camera started recording. It forgot it had massive stage fright.

[asktenna333]

"So, dear contestant- let's begin!"

A podium appears in front of you, covered in a keyboard and it has a screen, allowing you to type in three letters. "Let's start with your name..! Tell us your name, and then I'll let you decide your challenge."

[moss4ev3r]

Mossalynn put in its name, going wayyyyy past three letters. "Like this?" It asked.

((I decided to stay with the human self insert))

[asktenna333]

"... Wow, folks! What power behind the name! It's too powerful for that little display box, it seems."

"This next challenge..! Shall be of your own choosing; a daring physical challenge? Mental? Social?"

[moss4ev3r]

The lightener tapped its fingers on the podium while making a decision, "uuuuuummmm.... Social?" It answered.

Knowing Mossalynn very well, Lyme was distressed by the answer. "Oh my goodness. It is going to LOSE!" He thought to himself.

It was just then that he realized that his hair was shorter than it was five seconds ago. "WHEN DID YOU HAVE TIME TO CUT YOUR HAIR!?", he yelled. Mossalynn responded with a shrug.

OOC: The stuff on the ground is hair and the broken pieces of the podium.

[asktenna333]

"Please, go out into the street and insult THREE-- that's right, THREE people's mothers! The more creativity, the more points you get!~ Especially if you walk away unscathed!!"

"In the meantime, here's a word from our sponsor;"

[moss4ev3r]

"Why would anyone think that's a good idea?!?" Mossalynn exclaimed. Lyme pushed the lightener out "Go on Mossalynn, I need to talk to our... gracious host."

[asktenna333]

"Well, I'm not sure we have time for interruptions much, tonight. We're on a tight schedule. What for?"

[moss4ev3r]

Lyme grabs Tenna by his tie, "I know what you're doing. You think that just because you're tall and handsome that you can snatch MY lightener right from under me! Well you're dead wrong. No one advertises to Mossalynn like I do."

Mossalynn peers around the corner at the first victim, an unsuspecting Popup. It grabs them tightly by the fins. "You're mother isn't just a complex person. You need to hold her accountable for how she hurt you." It blurted out.

The pop-up broke into tears! "YOU'RE RIGHT! I'VE BEEN PUTTING HER FEELINGS ABOVE MY OWN!"

SUCCESS✅️✅️✅️

[asktenna333]

"Well, if I WAS trying to steal your lightener, which i'm not, I'd have them under my wing by now!"

"I just feel like I owe her so much...."

"REMARKABLE, FOLKS! ALREADY ONE ENEMY DOWN!"

[asktenna333]

"Wow...! A visitor..!"

Tenna pauses for a moment, absolutely flabbergasted by your presence, before he opens the door completely, and ushers you in.

"Are you here for the acting position? Are you here to be a contestant? Do you know Kris? Let me get you some coffee...! I haven't had anyone knock on my door in a long time."

[asktenna333]

"Pretty please, Sweetheart? I'll have your name be in the credits. You'll get a portion of ad revenue."

[moss4ev3r]

"Fine.." Lyme reluctantly hits the record button.

Mossalynn froze as soon as the camera started recording. It forgot it had massive stage fright.

[asktenna333]

"So, dear contestant- let's begin!"

A podium appears in front of you, covered in a keyboard and it has a screen, allowing you to type in three letters. "Let's start with your name..! Tell us your name, and then I'll let you decide your challenge."

[moss4ev3r]

Mossalynn put in its name, going wayyyyy past three letters. "Like this?" It asked.

((I decided to stay with the human self insert))

[asktenna333]

"... Wow, folks! What power behind the name! It's too powerful for that little display box, it seems."

"This next challenge..! Shall be of your own choosing; a daring physical challenge? Mental? Social?"

[moss4ev3r]

The lightener tapped its fingers on the podium while making a decision, "uuuuuummmm.... Social?" It answered.

Knowing Mossalynn very well, Lyme was distressed by the answer. "Oh my goodness. It is going to LOSE!" He thought to himself.

It was just then that he realized that his hair was shorter than it was five seconds ago. "WHEN DID YOU HAVE TIME TO CUT YOUR HAIR!?", he yelled. Mossalynn responded with a shrug.

OOC: The stuff on the ground is hair and the broken pieces of the podium.

[asktenna333]

"Please, go out into the street and insult THREE-- that's right, THREE people's mothers! The more creativity, the more points you get!~ Especially if you walk away unscathed!!"

"In the meantime, here's a word from our sponsor;"

[moss4ev3r]

"Why would anyone think that's a good idea?!?" Mossalynn exclaimed. Lyme pushed the lightener out "Go on Mossalynn, I need to talk to our... gracious host."

[asktenna333]

"Well, I'm not sure we have time for interruptions much, tonight. We're on a tight schedule. What for?"

[luisonte]

Adaptador hdmi para ver la imagen más fluida

[manjaro-official]

mhm mhm that's right

[jaspertjunk]

[asktenna333]

"Wow...! A visitor..!"

Tenna pauses for a moment, absolutely flabbergasted by your presence, before he opens the door completely, and ushers you in.

"Are you here for the acting position? Are you here to be a contestant? Do you know Kris? Let me get you some coffee...! I haven't had anyone knock on my door in a long time."

[asktenna333]

"Pretty please, Sweetheart? I'll have your name be in the credits. You'll get a portion of ad revenue."

[moss4ev3r]

"Fine.." Lyme reluctantly hits the record button.

Mossalynn froze as soon as the camera started recording. It forgot it had massive stage fright.

[asktenna333]

"So, dear contestant- let's begin!"

A podium appears in front of you, covered in a keyboard and it has a screen, allowing you to type in three letters. "Let's start with your name..! Tell us your name, and then I'll let you decide your challenge."

[moss4ev3r]

Mossalynn put in its name, going wayyyyy past three letters. "Like this?" It asked.

((I decided to stay with the human self insert))

[asktenna333]

"... Wow, folks! What power behind the name! It's too powerful for that little display box, it seems."

"This next challenge..! Shall be of your own choosing; a daring physical challenge? Mental? Social?"

[moss4ev3r]

The lightener tapped its fingers on the podium while making a decision, "uuuuuummmm.... Social?" It answered.

Knowing Mossalynn very well, Lyme was distressed by the answer. "Oh my goodness. It is going to LOSE!" He thought to himself.

It was just then that he realized that his hair was shorter than it was five seconds ago. "WHEN DID YOU HAVE TIME TO CUT YOUR HAIR!?", he yelled. Mossalynn responded with a shrug.

OOC: The stuff on the ground is hair and the broken pieces of the podium.

[asktenna333]

"Please, go out into the street and insult THREE-- that's right, THREE people's mothers! The more creativity, the more points you get!~ Especially if you walk away unscathed!!"

"In the meantime, here's a word from our sponsor;"

[asktenna333]

"Wow...! A visitor..!"

Tenna pauses for a moment, absolutely flabbergasted by your presence, before he opens the door completely, and ushers you in.

"Are you here for the acting position? Are you here to be a contestant? Do you know Kris? Let me get you some coffee...! I haven't had anyone knock on my door in a long time."

[asktenna333]

"Pretty please, Sweetheart? I'll have your name be in the credits. You'll get a portion of ad revenue."

[moss4ev3r]

"Fine.." Lyme reluctantly hits the record button.

Mossalynn froze as soon as the camera started recording. It forgot it had massive stage fright.

[asktenna333]

"So, dear contestant- let's begin!"

A podium appears in front of you, covered in a keyboard and it has a screen, allowing you to type in three letters. "Let's start with your name..! Tell us your name, and then I'll let you decide your challenge."

[moss4ev3r]

Mossalynn put in its name, going wayyyyy past three letters. "Like this?" It asked.

((I decided to stay with the human self insert))

[asktenna333]

"... Wow, folks! What power behind the name! It's too powerful for that little display box, it seems."

"This next challenge..! Shall be of your own choosing; a daring physical challenge? Mental? Social?"

[asktenna333]

Sorry if someone stole your cowboy hat, but I wouldn't mind it, since you stole my heart, Mr. Tenna~ Could I perhaps steal a kiss on the cheek someday?~

"Show your face first!"

[asktenna333]

YEE HAW ID RIDE EM COWBOY i mean uh wat who said that i am a normal TV enjoyer, he looks nice iguess

"Save a horse, Ride a TV."

[asktenna333]

Warm up and stretch all you like! I quite appreciate a Tenna-tastic hero like you~ What sort of special abilities do you have, mister superhero?

"Well, between you and me, I can make almost any set appear in a room..."

[asktenna333]

As much as I like HD flat-screen television, I can never give up a charming cathode screen like you. I always liked tangible dials and turning knobs better, and I hope someday I could see you live as part of your in-studio audience. ❤️

"Ohh~~!! I'm so happy..!! Haha, I feel over the moon..!

"i would love to have you... Mike! send them two tickets!"

[asktenna333]

kris could never want yesterday's trash like you. what do you have to offer them, really? you're such a creep, you know.

"I-I'm not a creep... I'm a part of the family... or.. at least, I was..."

[asktenna333]

Mr Tenna I've loved your shows since I was a kid! You were my first crush... Heheh... I can't believe I can finally talk to my favorite TV host! That I may still be attracted to... Um... I'M A LOYAL VIEWER!!

"A long-time viewer? How lovely...!"

"Well, don't touch that dial, doll. There's always more to come."

[asktenna333]

Oh, Mister Tenna! Thank you for saying it! I love watching TV! You're pretty easy on the eyes, y'know? And easy on the ears, y'hear! Unrelated question: would you smooch a ghost? Or an onion?

"A ghost? maybe. If they're not the kind that kills you. An onion? No.. why... why would I kiss an onion?"

[asktenna333]

Hi Tenna! Big fan, love your shows! I'm always a sucker for those old cowboy shows and movies, so if you have a favorite, recommend me something! Or, if you like all your shows, maybe you could show off those big strong arms by chopping wood? I can never get enough of a big strong man sweating it out on the ranch with a smirk on his face, heehee

"Ohhh, I get it. The fans want a shot like in the magazines? I can do that."

[asktenna333]

I suppose you miss the lightners watching during the holiday season, but maybe you could let me look at you all day when Valentines comes around? /winks in bad flirtation

[asktenna333]

Even if you don't emit pheromones, you're so hot that it's only fair-I-moan, heehee I mean, er, you're cute I guess, for a television

"Oh, uhm-- Thank you! I mean-- of course I am! I'm brand new! I'm TV!"

[asktenna333]

if the icecreams arent made of fresh homegrown organic noses, what does your nose taste like? for science ofc

"Probably like glass... and dust."