im capn 3 ask me questions

i know what that old man did [A text-based RP and ask blog for the Captain. Follows back from @/squidbeak-factopedia.]

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image transcription: The image text reads “Quick respawn, stealth jump, TENTATEK! An ask and rp blog for the Captain! Aka DJ SANGO, aka old Agent 3, aka Brooke. Mod uses he/him, 3 is oc-adjacent and uses she/him.” There is a circle drawn around the 3 that connects to an arrow, pointing to an edited version of Agent 3’s sprite from the official relationship chart. They have brown skin, green tentacles, and a teal scar over their left eye. The background is covered in multicolored ink splotches and two lines of Zapfish icons at the top and bottom. The gear icons for Quick Respawn, Stealth Jump, and Tentatek are next to their names. The Squid Beats icon and yellow squid flank the phrase “DJ SANGO.”

(( Okay, here’s an actual promo/pinned post! Feel free to reblog this, I don’t mind! :] ))

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happy birthday to me. 8 years since i first set foot into inkopolis plaza & its only gotten better since then

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happy new year folks. hope its goin well for u all i made myself soup

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Ohhhhhjhvjvj hi Cap;n,,,

( -@askretired4 )

oh heya kiddo its been a while huh. thought ud cut contact with all of us what with the whole retiring thing but hey good to hear ur alive and well. still doin ur turf thing or

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Nonono iwouldnt cut contact! I just don’t work for you guys anymore

But turfing is fine I thinkim slowly getting to X rank ;u;

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x rank huh i still dont get why they added that aint s rank good enough it was when i was on the battlefield. but hey good to hear ur makin progress pullin ur way up through the world like ur on the monkey crab bars

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Ohhhhhjhvjvj hi Cap;n,,,

( -@askretired4 )

oh heya kiddo its been a while huh. thought ud cut contact with all of us what with the whole retiring thing but hey good to hear ur alive and well. still doin ur turf thing or

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ok who spilled ketchup on the sky

i think its blood. the salmonids defeated one of the gods and theyre bleeding out in the sky

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why is the sky red

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Welcome to Overfishing Hell. We sincerely hope you do not enjoy your stay.

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im not enjoying it and neither is my laundry its pouring out there send help

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why is the sky red

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sorry forgot who i was for like who knows how long. i was playing cookie clicker too hard. do i gotta be responsible

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sometimes i think about just squidding into the snowglobe and taking a nap now that the old man isnt using it anymore

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You're on a mission but this time you can choose 3 main weapons in a loadout style, what are your picks? (Sub and Special weapons are linked to your main weapons already so you got the lot with you.)

oh i like this i like u. right off the bat i gotta say splattershot its reliable ive used it since i could turf hell i even won a few tourneys with it back at the plaza. octobrush up next its messy and kinda heavy but it gets the job done especially if i have to get out fast. bamboozler as an insurance policy take a few potshots and boom. ive found theres no problem u cant solve with good aim also i do kinda need it to walk sometimes lol

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what day is it. what planet am i on. ive been playing pokemon for so long my eyes hurt

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oshawott sweep btw

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what did i tell u guys. oshawott swept

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What about zombies?

what about em i mean i think theyre neat. watched plenty of zombie movies in my life jellyfish directors make the best ones.

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so in a scale of 3 to 8 how much does your scar hurt

specific scale u got goin there hmm. id ask why u picked those numbers but i dont rly feel like it tbh. anyways on good days its like a 4 on bad days its 7. on awful days its a whole new magnitude of abysmal off the chain nasty stuff. thats when i just decide to sleep the whole day thru lol

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All you yal need therapy

yes but ive found venting my insides to the faceless masses of the internet works much much better thankyouverymuch

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so... Have you managed to improve the SUPER SECRET TEAM somewhat? Given out vacation days yet?

as long as evil lurks there aint no rest for the squidkid. or octokid. or octo-adult. or squid-adult. so thats technically a no but if someone doesnt come in i wont hunt them down ik ppl have lives like hell sometimes i have to ditch when ive got a show lined up. still cant give out paychecks though

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Hey capn another genuine question is eight ok

iunno eights their own person. i trust them to be the arbiter of if theyre ok or not i cant read minds im not judd. like i could say theyre not ok when rly they are so all i can do is shrug. maybe none of us are ok but in a way thats like we all think its normal? so that makes us fine. idk