* ~Want a drink~ *

A cookie run ask/rp blog for Vampire Cookie~

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Vampire u fuckin N A S T Y

V - I JUST BATHED?!?!?!

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sooo.. Kumiho. Do u know the juicy details of who is vamp gay for? 👀

K - G-Guys you’ll realize sooner or later~

K - Anyways since you’r ready, shall we go?

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Ooooh, Vampy is wearing a new outfit? Show us the handsome boy! :3

V - And thanks for the compliment~

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Vampire why'd ya change your clothes

V - It’s good to change your clothes sometimes~

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Oh, he’s back

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How long does it take for Vampire to brush his hair? He's taking a bit to get ready

Although today he’s quite unkempt, he has been asleep for a couple of weeks afterall

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About Wizard

Ok so just for clarification I (the mod) didn't know wizard is canonically a child when I made this!!

So in following my headcanons I made wizard an adult so thats how it’s going to be on this blog 

I’ll make sure to check these things next time!!

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I heard Kumiho and I came running

HAHA~

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You gonna visit the bar with Vampire once he's done?

Apologies if that was rude but I literally invited him out as I entered the room

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Wizard? Isn't he a child..? Is drinking with him really that responsible?

Haha Despite his small stature he’s and adult~

These types of comments are especially fun because if he heard this he would fly into a rage~

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who else do you and vamp go drink with?

Many cookies frequent the bar so its easy to make connections there~~

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can i pet kumihos hair or-

But you can look alllll ya want~~

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You two know many people will start to ship you now right after seeing you together that how shipping work for some people and I’m sad to say but....I ship you two now and no matter what you think about it you can’t change that I’m sorry lol

We truly are nothing more than friends y’know

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Kumiho’s first few seconds on this blog and she already wants to get drinks oh my god xD

Well really only when your doing it with friends

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who's blood have you drank

Only witches bleed y’know 

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Kumiho is your friend?

Were best friends~ 

I annoy him, we drink and cause mischief 

Its the best~

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My lesbian ass: HNNGGG HOT GIRL!!!! BRAIN CANT FUNCTION But seriously, it's nice to see a new face! Enjoy being in the spotlight for a while

Sadly my radiance has caused others to call me some rather... unsavory names