Ask Female Karkat

HEY NOOKWHIFFS, WELCOME TO MY STUPID PAGE.

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(( k uh YE K BYEe E E E E E 

petstuck is awesome k

//flees))

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WHAT.

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WHAT.

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((is it bad that i want a magic anon? everyone else gets them *pouts*))

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(( i dont get any magic anons and idgaf you can send shit 2 me idgaf ))

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Oh glu88ing shell

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DO I HAVE TO TAP YOUR MOUTH SHUT SO YOU WILL STOP TURNING ON MEENAR OR…

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I AM NAUT DOING THIS BAYCAUSE I WANT TO OCRAY AND TOUCH ME AND YOU WILL REGRET IT INSTANTLY

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*pokes him* *shrugs*

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Oh glu88ing shell

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DO I HAVE TO TAPE YOUR MOUTH SHUT SO YOU WILL STOP TURNING ON MEENAR OR…

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FUCK I MEANT TAPE.

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Oh glu88ing shell

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DO I HAVE TO TAPE YOUR MOUTH SHUT SO YOU WILL STOP TURNING ON MEENAR OR…

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*Desperate temporarily alive human teenager noises*

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*aroused dead troll teenager noises*

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((*pulls kitkat back*)) *grumpy confused alive teen troll noises*

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YOU GUYS ARE WEIRDOS. I AM OUT. PEACE OUT, ASSHATS.

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Come on, I see your body shaking, we both know you and your bulge want him ;)

stopppppp 38(

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... WHY ARE ANONS SUCH WEIRDOS.

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HEY MEENAR WATER (I MEAN WHAT ARE GOGDAMN) YOU UP TO?

hmmglubglubwhy

kitkat

hi

im just uh wishin i didnt have such tight pants right now

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…*facepalms* ANONS MESSING WITH YOU AGAIN?

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you can say that yes

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WHAT DID THEY DO.

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whale made me get aroused every tide someone talks to me in fish puns

also theyre kinda uh

tryina get me an aranes to pail—

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OH. OH GOG.

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((i rEALLY SHOULD DO MY HOMEWORK

CUZ I ACTUALLY HAVE A LOT AHAH BUT THIS IS TOO FUN))

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((8=D i thought you said hometwerk ))

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HEY MEENAR WATER (I MEAN WHAT ARE GOGDAMN) YOU UP TO?

hmmglubglubwhy

kitkat

hi

im just uh wishin i didnt have such tight pants right now

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…*facepalms* ANONS MESSING WITH YOU AGAIN?

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you can say that yes

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WHAT DID THEY DO.

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HEY MEENAR WATER (I MEAN WHAT ARE GOGDAMN) YOU UP TO?

hmmglubglubwhy

kitkat

hi

im just uh wishin i didnt have such tight pants right now

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...*facepalms* ANONS MESSING WITH YOU AGAIN?

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*Goes on blog* I HOPE YOU GUYS DON'T MAKE ME REGRET THIS.

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  UM BUT-

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NO BUTZ.

4S YOUR D4NC3STORZ M4T3SPR1T 1 S4Y NO. 

S4Y NO TO DRUGZ. 

unl3ss 1t’s c4tn1p b3c4us3 holy sh1t th4t stuff 1s h3ll4 tr1ppy but st1ll. 

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*facepalms* CATNIP REALLY.

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  OH. OK. WHY WOULD I MIX THOSE TWO COMBO TOGETHER ANYWAY

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B3C4US3 YOU G3T BOR3D 4ND TH1NK H3Y 1 WOND3R WH4T- 

NO. just no. 

don’t do drugz k1tkl3z. don’t do th3m. 

1dk. 

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UM BUT-