We are the Makers, We are Titans

It is here, o mortals, that you may beseech thy betters to grant you wisdom, for it amuses us to do so. We are the Primordials, our legends are enternal, our Creation magnificent.

[asktheprimordials]

Oh Great Maker, what are your feelings towards your younger sister Gaia?

She does not mock us... though she turns her eyes from our ugliness

[asktheprimordials]

/Why did the gods move to over throw you?/

WHO COULD OVER THROW ME? WHO COULD EVEN CONCEIVE OF SUCH A THING? MY BLESSED SON BOWS JOYFULLY TO ME, KNOWING HIS RIGHT AND PROPER PLACE. HIS SIBLINGS SERVE AS WELL.  ALL IS RIGHT IN MY CREATION, WHY WOULD ANY REBEL?

[asktheprimordials]

Have you abandoned the Internet, oh Titans? My people are saddened by this.

WHAT NO

THE GAMES JUST

EXPLODED

ADRIAN THREW A FIT BECAUSE IT WAS MY FUCKING TURN YOU BITCH

~but i really want~ ~to play all day~

WELL FUCK YOU ITS MY TURN

[asktheprimordials]

!ikod ikod og orokok ym ekam uoy, giP!

HƎY! Ƨƚoq ƨƚɘɒlinǫ my ƨʜƚiɔʞ! Anb my doyʇɿiɘnb!

[asktheprimordials]

AHHH!!! AGH!!! What the hell is that!? It's eating my spinal cord!! WHY DOES THIS EXIST?

ssssh... you... just really...good... hold still...wriggling... ruins... the flavor...

[asktheprimordials]

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? *Eyes one particular shadow*

for once it wasn't Me.

it... might have... been me... cookies are so... good...

[asktheprimordials]

fine then. titans with shape, boxers or briefs?

pantIes~!! I have so many pretty kInds~!!!

[asktheprimordials]

What's with all the dragons?

dragon'7 are awe7ome

that is true, I am awesome

7hut up

[asktheprimordials]

What does Love mean to you?

It means control~!!

[asktheprimordials]

Autochthon, WHAT is your favourite human invention?

I care for most of them, for they have adapted my Industry as their survival

[asktheprimordials]

Isidoros, you don't seem the type to take orders from anyone. How do you get along with Theion?

WHO IS THAT AGAIN YOU'LL HAVE TO REMIND ME. THERE IS A GUY WHO PUNCHES ME IN THE HEAD A LOT TO MAKE ME GO IN A DIRECTION IS THAT WHO THAT IS?

[asktheprimordials]

IS THE FLESH WEAK?

Flesh is as we designed it. Nothing more, nothing less. I would not describe it as weak

[asktheprimordials]

boxers or briefs?

I DON'T HAVE SHAPE YOU MORON

[asktheprimordials]

Mirror, mirror, who is a tree. Who's the fairest, is it me?

Иo I'm qɿɘƚƚy ƨuɿɘ I'm ƚʜɘ ᖷɒiɿɘƨƚ oʇ ƚʜɘ ɒll, Ƨilly~!

[asktheprimordials]

Magnets, how do they work?

LITTLE GODS, SAME AS EVERYTHING ELSE, DIPSHIT.

[asktheprimordials]

What are your thoughts on ice cream?

so... tasty... hunanura... can't stop me...still... so tasty....

[asktheprimordials]

Does Qaf ever answer questions? Does the guy ever even talk-... Or type I guess? I want to ask about the Path to Enlightenment!!!

Do you ever ask a question?Do you ever ask about the Path to Enlightenment?