Ask Sans And Papyrus

HELLO INTERNET PEOPLE!!! I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS! (FUTURE ROYAL GUARDSMAN) I AM CURRENTLY WRITING SOME THINGS ABOUT MYSELF! I’M A SKELETON, WHO HAS VERY HIGH STANDARDS… (TRUST ME) I’VE ALSO GOT A VERY COOL BATTLE BODY THAT WAS MADE FOR ME (AKA... A VERY COOL DUDE!!!) heya. i’m sans. sans the skeleton. and, uhh. i’m writing about myself.

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hey sans, what do you like to put on your hotcats or hotdogs? i personally like to put ❄︎☟︎☜︎✞︎⚐︎✋︎👎︎ on mine but im curious. OH. AND PAPYURS!! SAME WIHT YOU.

i uhh. i like ketchup. it's easy. it's also a classic.

I DON'T REALLY PUT ANYTHING ON THEM. A PLAIN HOTCAT IS GOOD FOR ME. I DON'T REALLY LIKE HOTDOGS.

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Papyrus…hate to break it to you..but sans' puns are actually ribbing off you.

Also sans, do you write your puns down or just try to remember them?

WELL... IF THAT WERE THE CASE, MY PUNS WOULD BE HORRIBLE! HONESTLY, THOUGH... I PREFER SLAPSTICK OVER MAKING PUNS, IT'S SO MUCH MORE HUMEROUS THAN PUNS CAN BE. BUT PUNS ARE FUN, TOO. I JUST PREFER SLAPSTICK. i practice them, but, uhh... i mainly remember them. i dunno. it depends how i'm feelin.

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dear skele bros, do you two have any advice on how to deal with laziness? or generally the lack of motivation to do anything?

it's hard to have any determination nowadays :c

love, your human admirer

HELLO HUMAN!!! HERE'S SOME ADVICE WE CAN GIVE YOU: DON'T RUSH YOURSELF! TAKE YOUR TIME. DON'T BE HARSH ON YOURSELF IF YOU'RE LAZY!

it's okay to be lazy sometimes. make sure to take breaks if you're just not feeling up to doing anything.

EAT YOUR FAVORITE FOODS, OR DRINK YOUR FAVORITE DRINKS! WHENEVER I FEEL DOWN, OR EVEN LAZY... I LIKE TO EAT MY FAVORITE FOOD! OATMEAL WITH DINOSAUR EGGS. IT ALWAYS CHEERS ME UP, AND KEEPS ME MOTIVATED.

maybe focus on doing something small. like, making a drawing, or a craft, or, really anything honestly.

I PERSONALLY LIKE TO SKETCH OUT IDEAS FOR MY PUZZLES! BUT I THINK EVEN SCRIBBLING CAN HELP.

hang out with those you love. those who support you, like friends, or family. they could probably help you get out of a tough spot.

TAKING A LITTLE WALK COULD MOTIVATE YOU, TOO! BUT REMEMBER, DON'T OVERWORK YOURSELF.

take care of yourself. make sure to take breaks when you feel like you need 'em. don't overwork yourself, either.

THANKS FOR ASKING! WE HOPE THIS HELPS YOU, HUMAN. IF YOU EVER FEEL UNMOTIVATED, OR LAZY, THAT'S OKAY! I BELIEVE IN YOU. YOU'LL BECOME MOTIVATED SOON.

yeah. i'm rootin for ya. you can do it.

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Wait if your last name is sans, and Papyrus is your brother

does that mean Papyrus’s last name is also sans. Is Papyrus’s full name Papyrus Sans

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Do we know each other?

I think I've seen this skeleton in a jacket before.

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What are your thoughts on

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papyrus can we be friends? I’ll make you spaghetti too! :D

and sans? Uh….ketchup?

*holds up entire box of ketchup* anyways, I’ll ketchup with you later ;)

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what do you think you’d do in the event that some malicious human were to come to the underground and start murderering everyone

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not an ask but a reminder….

papy!!!! you’re doing a great job!!! you’re the coolest!!!

sans!!! you’re awesome!!! you are a great brother!!!!!

*gives bouquet of flowers*

enjoy these :)!!! maybe it can keep your pet rock company!

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Sans, what is your last name?? ‘The skeleton’ or ‘Undertale’?? PLEASE I HAVE TO KNOW

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Mr. Sans is it impolite for us to ask why your brother wasn't at the festival yesterday?

(P.S. Thank you for the ice cream!)

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HELLO INTERNET PEOPLE!!! IT IS I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, AND I JUST WANTED TO LET EVERYONE KNOW THAT ME AND SANS ARE WORKING ON ANSWERING YOUR QUESTIONS AND WHATNOT, BE PATIENT, AND THANK YOU FOR YOUR ASKS!

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yk papyrus... i really hate to admit this.... but the reason you have no noes is because i stole it when you were a babybone....... im so sorry.........

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*throws exploding mustard at sans. Mustard explodes into his face* “mustard is better than ketchup.”

….

“Also papyrus, How is your spaghetti? Very delicious. I like cabonara the most tho. Anonymous out.”

*T-poses out of existence*

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SANS. PAY YOUR TAB. PLEASE. Also grillby told me to drag you back to him if you don’t pay it. HIS WORDS. NOT MINE! And papyrus? Keep being you, pls.. and uh..don’t let any….human near you. Pls. If you see a human just throw sams or undyne at them. alright, peace out :P

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Sans. I have taken Papyrus AND your entire secret stach of Ketchup. CHOSE. PAPYRUS?? OR YOUR KETCHUP, WHICH IS IT?!

Chose Papyrus to Save and i will dump all your Ketchup into the void.

Chose your precious stash of Ketchup and i‘ll take your dear brother and you will never see him again.

chose both? And both will disappear forever. So Chose wisely