ASK THE SPAWN OF THE BLACK AND WHITE!!

an ask blog run by @pastriibunz + @raspberrysmoon based around the SOTBAW AU!! if you don't know: esentially kai was the lords' kid before coming to hatchetfield. post cannon, they all live together!!! yayyyy!!! | current blog event: n/a

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ASK THE SPAWN OF THE BLACK AND WHITE!!!

hello, fwendy wends!!!!! <- papa wiggly told me to put that in the intro.

hiii!!! im kai drew!! i'm the main mod of this tumblr! it WAS my personal tumblr before my family hijacked it... boo... ill be modding posts, and stuff!!! the people on this account include: my dad, paul matthews, my mom, emma perkins, my papa wiggly, my papa pokey, my papa blinky, my papa tinky, and my papa/mama nibbly!! but sometimes my friends will pop in sometimes, so yeay!! :D basically, you guys can...ask us questions! i mean, i think we're intersting.

umm...bout me, errr...D

im 21ish years old you are 13. NO???? YES YOU ARE

papa tinky stop. or im removing you. okay :[

I'm 21ish years old, i go to hfhs (i never finished (or went) to high school), i live with my papas n my mom in my dads apartment, and... yeah!!!

we all agree to have speaker tags to make it clear whos talking, so here they are!

KAI:

PAUL:

EMMA:

WIGGLY:

POKEY:

BLINKY:

NIBBLY:

TINKY:

OTHER:

and thats all for now! thanks for reading! :]

TAGGING SYSTEM:

answers from paul's apartment - answer tag

kaiposting - kai's character tag

paulposting - paul's character tag

emmaposting - emma's character tag

cephaloposting - wiggly's character tag

apothoposting - pokey's character tag

pupilposting - blinky's character tag

nibbyposti- - nibbly's character tag [HE ATE THE FUCKING TAG]

bastardposting - tinky's character tag

[pastriibunz]

KAI DREW FANZINE INTREST FORM!!!

PLEASEEE PLEASEEE CHECK THIS OUT!! IT IS NOT LIKE A TRADITIONAL FANZINE I WANTED TO MIX IT UP!! PLEASE REBLOG AS WELL

KAI DREW FANZINE INTREST FORM 2024

Hi! So, i kinda want to do this a little different and have it set up like a magazine!! There will also be 'ad space' where you can adverise

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(OOC: hey guys! i don't usually rb things from my main here, buuut... if youre intrested in kai at all, PLEAASE check out this form!!)

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i want to start a fight

who loves kai the most :3c

BLINKY: I don't think we need to start this argument again. We all love her.

WIGGLY: Arguably it's me. I've loved her longer than any of you.

EMMA: Didn't you try to kill her? Haven't.. All of you tried to kill her? I'm not saying it's me or Paul, but..

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kai you look like a neon fuckboy

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nibbly, why do you wanna be a mama?

NIBBLY: I just think its neat! And she always wanted to call someone mama, why not me?

EMMA: …

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hey kai emma has funny grass and paper hidden in her bedroom closet, you should roll the grass in the paper and light it and smoke it i think that would be really really fun maybe

KAI: oh my gawd rewally :0

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hey....parents....is kai free friday night..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

KAI: ??? I think so, why??

WIGGLY: No, she'll be playing cards with us and then we'll tuck her in as usual.

NIBBLY: I'm going to come eat your liver if you aren't careful. You'll regrow it.

TINKY: In four hours, you are going to sneeze so hard you break several ribs! Don't ask again!!

POKEY: Nope.

BLINKY: For you? She never will be.

PAUL: No.. no I don't think so.

EMMA: Absolutely the fuck she's not.

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🔥💥KILL KAI DREW💥🔥

KAI: Aw man :(

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wiggly do you have other outfits or is it just this

WIGGLY: Of course I have other outfits. I find those pants are uncomfortable after a while.

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emma paul are you guys maaaaaaarried :DDD

EMMA: No. We're sustaining eight people on two incomes. We don't have the money to get married.

PAUL: If we had the money, we would be?

EMMA: …That's not what I said.

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WHOS THE BEST CUDDLER I NEED TO KNOW

KAI: Paul is, no contest,

WIGGLY: … :(

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WOAHHH sick hair :D

- @spellboundz

KAI: hehe tyyyy :3

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kai who are your friends??? :o

KAI: Oh yayyy my buddies!!! :D I’m friends with Hannah Foster, Max Jägerman, Kyle Clauger, Jason Jepson, and Brenda and Stacy!!! I don’t know their last names :(

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can i get 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 with any of yall

EMMA: No.

TINKY: Why not?? I think they can.

EMMA: No, I don't think so.

KAI: Am i included in this??

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can someone get kai an autism diagnosis ong 🙏‼️

EMMA: Look, we only have so much money. Theres a lot of us in this apartment, and only two of us make money. We do our best.

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Oh, um, hello Paul and Emma! And my brothers. I see you've adopted a lovely young girl!

@web-i-spin-for-you

PAUL: Oh. Hello! Uhm.. who are you?

WIGGLY: Nobody we need around here. She's a wonderful young girl, thank you.

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I was meant to include this in my last ask but forgot :(

I love your hair Kai! It’s super cute and fluffy

KAI: hehe tyyyy :3c