"CAN'T YOU SEE? I DECIVED THEM. SUCH WEAK MINDS."
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@askthetruesavior
"CAN'T YOU SEE? I DECIVED THEM. SUCH WEAK MINDS."
Why hello, you tiny little mortals... I do hope you enjoy this Ask Blog, for it may be your last...
long hair
He knows his fanbase matches his freak
JONAH
...It is me, the Archangel Gabriel. I am hear to comfort you. To free you of your sins...
“Oh god not you again.. can’t you and your alternates just- LEAVE ME ALONE!” -🍕🚬
(BTW jonah isn’t gonna act well to alternates and stuff)
N E V E R Y O U S H A L L A L L W A Y S B E T O R M E N T E D. Y O U F O L L O W E D T H E S H E P A R D.
(Its fine!)
“I don’t understand what you’re saying..!” -🍕🚬
You spent your entire life completly oblviious, but you are a FOOL. You don't realise things to often, and when you do it is often to LATE... It truly is laughable. Even as a Fallen Angel, I find it very funny...
JONAH
...It is me, the Archangel Gabriel. I am hear to comfort you. To free you of your sins...
“Oh god not you again.. can’t you and your alternates just- LEAVE ME ALONE!” -🍕🚬
(BTW jonah isn’t gonna act well to alternates and stuff)
N E V E R Y O U S H A L L A L L W A Y S B E T O R M E N T E D. Y O U F O L L O W E D T H E S H E P A R D.
(Its fine!)
intro post / pinned post....
(ooc post .. for now..)
helo. made this mostly cuz bored and because i like jonah plus my friends made ask blogs too and it looked like Fun
ask anything !! im starved for asks rn so go ahead
and by anything i mean anything other than: nsfw stuff, flirting or ship stuff, and uhh i think thats it but if i think of anything else i will update this. . . .
stuff to know about this blogs jonah would be:
hes a vampire
almost 21
very much a stoner (not like 2022 "weed pizza weed pizza" exaggerated but stoner type personality too)
he has red high top converse and that is very important to me
good lord Sullys terrifying, why did i even make this
“Hey, its Adam. Still trying to get my account back from that freak who hacked into it. Uuhh Jonah is okay, dont really know what happened to him... But I found him out the St. Gabriel church in front of this weird ass statue kneeling i guess? Idk... He's just really out of it. I'm taking him back home right now, hopefully his weird muttering stops when he gets some actual sleep” — 🍎
I AM YOUR TRUE SAVIOR
He was forced to eat rocks as a child
I think if I include her in my AU I’d partially to majorly change her backstory, but I’ll have to think on it. She is a cool design so it’d be fun to include her
“ they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up they won’t shut up “ -Jonah
•My humble body headcanons for these three
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“Hey Dave..?? Uhm what do you know about the Gabriel statue at saint Gabriel’s-? Just a question” -Jonah🚬🍕
The Gabriel statue? I guess its super old and creepy. It personally gives me the spooks.
... Shhh, don't tell him.
“Hey Dave..?? Uhm what do you know about the Gabriel statue at saint Gabriel’s-? Just a question” -Jonah🚬🍕
The Gabriel statue? I guess its super old and creepy. It personally gives me the spooks.
Hello Sarah Heathcliff, we have heard that you have tried to contact Adam and Jonah. We fear that this would not be a good decision on your part if you wish to ensure your friends safety, especially Jonahs. The Savior does not want any outside interference, but we cannot stop you. Just know that if you continue to try and interfere, his eyes will be upon you. You do not want that. Take this as you will.
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What did you do to them??? I don't give a shit about what "The Savior" wants. Let them go.
I AM YOUR TRUE SAVIOR
Where is my son, Gavri’el?
More Chronicles AU stuff, Mariam’s not doing so well :’)
Oc belongs to @ribcage!!
Spooky version below⬇️