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Hey I'm Alfred F. Jones, I'm 19 and I'm a professional thief. Im a part of a gang called the Night Lions. ...I didn't come up with the name, blame Gilbert. Oh if you're a cop and reading this, I'm totally making all of this up haha just a joke. And if you're not a cop that last line was a lie. Yeah so send me some asks and lets get this party started.

[floricide21]

birds, books, n’ balls

[askthiefalfred]

Promo!!!

Hey guys I know I haven't been on this blog, but my best friend opened this rastastic Trans!germany blog! http://thegermanaesthetic.tumblr.com/

[floricide21]

my secret friend, come take me to the riverrrrrrrr

[floricide21]

dorks with dogs

[askthiefalfred]

this is what I've been doing with my life I'm sorry I'm trash i should be keeping up with this blog but ughhghghghhghh help 

[askthiefalfred]

Im back and I’m ready to kick some ass, but uh i need some of you guys to sacrifice your butts (aka send some asks you dweebs) 

-Alfred

((*bender voice* Im back baby. Yay no more finals or school until January 12th!!! Till then i am a free girl!!!! Please send in some asks, i only have two in the inbox at the moment but i would love some more! Thanks!

-V))

[askthiefalfred]

*in his hybrid form* Bruh we should do a heist together

Sorry but hey if you want you can join the gang…uh you gotta do a lot of tests though…and they’re not uh multiple choice

-Alfred

[askthiefalfred]

((Sometimes i feel like i project the person i want to be onto alfred XD like he's so cold but at the same time heartfelt and like doesnt say sorry for shit -_- but I onetime cut my finger on the paper covering a straw...

[askthiefalfred]

headcanon + love

He doesnt like to show that he loves anyone, especially his boyfriend. He's grown up depending on only himself so when he starts depending on other people it freaks him out and causes him to start acting aggressive, as if he doesnt need that person. Its not really his fault but he is an asshole

[askthiefalfred]

headcanon + family

After a huge and risky heist, Alfred will settle down with his boyfriend (askmodelalfred) and marry him. Since Matt is in the hands of the government, alfred and alfie will adopt him and move somewhere like california. After matt grows up (17/18 a few years after they adopt him) they'll get their own kid and yeah it'll be super cute and sweet and a happy ending (((((:

[askthiefalfred]

Headcannon+puppies

He actually hates dogs, but he would never hurt them unless they were attacking him. I think he would own a golden retriever if he ever settles down, but other than that he's not into animals /)n(\ I'm sorry, its just i have this clear picture of how my alfred is in this au 

[askthiefalfred]

headcanon + past

Past: He was a petty theft as a kid, but then his gang (Mostly Elizabeta and Ber) taught him how to do it properly without getting caught. Before that when he was caught he would get broken out by Lud and Gil. (they were also being trained how to escape from jail so they practiced on alfred)

[cittamemes]

Send me a word plus 'Headcanon' and I'll give a headcanon based on that word.

[theamericanprisoner-deactivated]

((i wanna add more to A, see how much of a dork he is

[askthiefalfred]

Im back and I'm ready to kick some ass, but uh i need some of you guys to sacrifice your butts (aka send some asks you dweebs) 

-Alfred

((*bender voice* Im back baby. Yay no more finals or school until January 12th!!! Till then i am a free girl!!!! Please send in some asks, i only have two in the inbox at the moment but i would love some more! Thanks!

-V))

[askthiefalfred]

Thats a dumb question i mean come on dude. No one will hurt Mattie. Ever. 

-Alfred

((Okay guys my finals officially end next week and then i go on vacation! Butttttttttt i will bring my computer and tablet with me so i can update! So consider me back starting december 16th (: Until then i would love to get more asks! -V

[askthiefalfred]

Hi,This is the AMAZING person award ~ ! Once you are given this award you are supposed to paste it in the ask of eight different people who, in your opinion, deserve it. If you break the chain nothing will happen, but it’s sweet to know someone thinks you're amazing inside and out ❤❤

((Thank you so much!!!! <3

[askthiefalfred]

There are somethings I’m willing to do for money and somethings I will most definitely not do. 

-Alfred

[askthiefalfred]

There are somethings I'm willing to do for money and somethings I will most definitely not do. 

-Alfred