⏱︎ Ask timekeeper cookie! ⏱︎

⌛︎ All I've got is time! Maybe I could answer your questions.. ⌛︎

[asktimekeeper]

Until I run out of time⋆ ˖ ⏱︎.ᐟ..

you can ask me ANYTHING! Of course, there are some things I WONT be answering, or certain cookies I will not talk to.

DNF:

nsfw (a few suggestive posts are fine)

10 or younger, 30 or older

DNI (BLOCKED):

proship, comship etc

bigoted stuff obviously

idk bad people

obviously, do not ask me any questions on my biology,nor will you question my ways on a thorough extent. If anyone manages to ask something else weird, I’ll just come back here and add said thing to my list of “do not ask me this”.

happy questioning! Until I meet you..again.

[purplekittybanan]

I love them so much

[asktimekeeper]

being an all powerful time god(ess?) must come with its fair share of headaches, what's been the worst thing about this life as The Timekeeper?

hmm..there aren’t many cons..but I’d say actually making sure nothing goes wrong. Like can’t I just relax I don’t wanna work

[asktimekeeper]

do you sleep with or without the hat on

I don’t sleep

[asktimekeeper]

I don't want to ask anything.. that's.. this is for you

my dear 🥺

oh wow! Might come in handy..well, I shall gladly accept. Thank you~!

[asktimekeeper]

hey do you remember that time

yeah I remember the time I

[asktimekeeper]

Hey Timekeeper, i'm curious, what is YOUR consensus about people shipping Timecroi? (Timekeeper x Croissant) And what are your opinions on our favorite engineer i don't care if you hate croissant, you are included in the our

People can do whatever they want! As long as no one comes hunting me down and forcing me to date my past self, I say let people do what they want! After all, everyone has freedom of opinion in your planet, correct?

[asktimekeeper]

when are we getting Timekeeper themed merch? like imagine how much money is there to be made by selling stuff like a replica of your top hat or maybe a small pair of scissors shaped to resemble your sonic embroider, hell, TIMEKEEPER PLUSHIES! THOSE WOULD MAKE INFINITE MONEY! we should be business partners fr fr

I believe in your timeline, you already have merchandise available for purchase of me! Hopefully, the person producing makes more. Plus, if you wanna get serious..how much funding you got?

[asktimekeeper]

yo TK wassgud fam? can I borrow them snippers real quick, I need to slice someone's arms off I'll clean them up dw I wouldn't do you dirty like that

sure! But make sure the blood can’t be seen, not even under professional grade blue light! The tbd uses it quite often, and I’d be in a pickle if they found out.

[asktimekeeper]

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood?

a woodchuck cannot chuck wood, but if a woodchuck would chuck wood then it would chuck would as much as a chuck would chuck wood.

[asktimekeeper]

miss keeper of time, please can you take me to a timeline where princess cookie marries me 🌸

I’m afraid that is impossible, for if I do such, it shall interrupt the flow of time ☺️☺️

[asktimekeeper]

Timekeeper Cookie, I assume you have been made aware of the rumors about you "timing it" going on in online forums, what do you have to say about them?

I suppose I should thank you for bringing that to my attention, but I barely have time for online drama, so I’m not really aware of such.

[asktimekeeper]

Having lived as long as you have must've exposed you to countless deaths, was there any that stuck with you? (sorry if this is a touchy topic you don't need to answer if you don't feel like it)

traveling timelines and watching deaths..of course, the tbd prevents those which aren’t meant to happen, which is rarely the case, but I don’t think I’ve witnessed a death that stuck to me.. for it to truly stick, it’d have to be someone close to me..

[dancing-wind]

aren’t they all supposed to be the same cookie. what could have POSSIBLY happened bro

[asktimekeeper]

I don't think I've ever seen you without a smile on your face, even in the most dire situations, why is that?

a smile is the best way to confuse, you see! No one can tell how truly panicked or worried you are if you have a big smile on your face! That’s how most of the time the tbd follows what I say regardless of situation.

[devwell]

I TOLD YOU GUYS SHES COMING

[empress-of-lamparine]

NEW TIMEKEEPER COSTUME LETS GOOOOOOOO

[asktimekeeper]

oh all mighty timekeeper, how does one achieve such beautiful and fluffy hair such as yours?

I just don’t have time to comb my hair anymore, since I’m keeping watch over literally everyone else’s time. :p