...Ask the trader...

"Pay ME?! I pay THEM!"

[asktraderjohann]

In character: "-_-"

Ooc: ((-_-))

Og user: @tealife

Rules.

Allowed:

Role-playing as an oc or existing character

Giving scenarios

Role-playing specific au's (Modern, cowboy, etc)

Ship him (Dunno with who, but if you have anyone, go ahead.)

Be silly

Make fun of him

Not allowed:

Ask things just to harass/torture Johann.

(No clue who'd do this but still) Sexualizing the character

Dont ask too nsft stuff in general.

Dont ship him with underaged people for fucks sake.

(AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAHHHHH

-Tea)

[asktraderjohann]

>She swatted him

-@empressofwrath

"Ow! What the- What was that for?!"

[asktraderjohann]

Hey Johann, you don't want your hair THAT long... right? 😈✂

"I'm deeply concerned...What are you doing with those scissors?!"

[asktraderjohann]

I hope you go bankrupt -anaya

"Unfortunately for you, I'm already bankrupt."

[asktraderjohann]

WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM

"I have many."

:)

[asktraderjohann]

“I just recently learned egyptian….so…”

“CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆!”

-Crippled Scarth

*Turns into sand and dies.*

[crippledmanwithterribleterrors]

“OH MY GODS I ACTUALLY DID IT! HAHAHAHA I DID IT!”

[asktraderjohann]

*comes back to life with the power of convenient plot.*

"...What the fuck?..."

[crippledmanwithterribleterrors]

*a terrible terror nibbles his ankle*

[asktraderjohann]

*He's too shook to try to get it off.*

[asktraderjohann]

“I just recently learned egyptian….so…”

“CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆!”

-Crippled Scarth

*Turns into sand and dies.*

[crippledmanwithterribleterrors]

“OH MY GODS I ACTUALLY DID IT! HAHAHAHA I DID IT!”

[asktraderjohann]

*comes back to life with the power of convenient plot.*

"...What the fuck?..."

[asktraderjohann]

“Hey uh… Johann what are you doing with those dragon eye lenses?”

He freezes like a terrible terror that had been caught stealing fish.

He clears his throat. "You see, master Hiccup- I had been..searching for more lenses just for you and your crew!"

[askhiccuphadd0ck]

“Alright cause I’m like 90% sure Sparrow-they’re a dragon rider Dagur may or may not have kidnapped for us that I have locked in my room because they’re too dam feral- has one. They said they use it to make bargains and blind hunters, I was wondering what you do with them… so since you said they’re for us may I collect them?”

[asktraderjohann]

At first, Johann panicked, then an idea reached his mind.

He smiled and replied. "Of course! Here you are, master Hiccup." He hands the lenses over.

[asktraderjohann]

“I just recently learned egyptian….so…”

“CURSE OF RA 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆!”

-Crippled Scarth

*Turns into sand and dies.*

[asktraderjohann]

“Hey uh… Johann what are you doing with those dragon eye lenses?”

He freezes like a terrible terror that had been caught stealing fish.

He clears his throat. "You see, master Hiccup- I had been..searching for more lenses just for you and your crew!"

[asktraderjohann]

"I will slam you repeatedly onto the ground and light you on fire as you squirm and beg for mercy... You stupid, worthless vermin."

*Veronica is genuinely pissed at him, mostly because he used to trade with her wing feathers*

[asktraderjohann]

*Tries to steal one of his lenses*

*SMACK*

[asktraderjohann]

"Ah, Trader Johann."

*Enya approached the man, her cloak trailing behind her. Though she was always wary of the man, a small smile painted her face. She stopped in front of him, her hands behind her back.*

"I was actually going to ask... have you seen any particularly interesting cloaks on the market lately?"

*Enya asked. Though she usually wore the classic black cloak, she had an interest in collecting more.*

"Interesting cloaks? Mmh, well, I've saw a red one, one that had fur around its hood- Is there anything specific you're looking for?"

[asktraderjohann]

Any current evil plans we should be aware of?

;]

[asktraderjohann]

I will give you one million robux for the coolest sword you have

"One million- what?"

[asktraderjohann]

I wish for things hiccup traded you and in return I will give you 70 diamonds.

"Mmmmh..." He strokes his beard.

"I'll go see if I can grab some stuff for you."

[asktraderjohann]

(Hey this is just before the reveal that Johann is the traitor)

*jumps onto his ship*

“I have an offer for you Johann.”

He yelps, tumbling backwards. He hadn't expected any visitors, let alone Sparrow.

"O- oh! Sparrow!" Johann quickly scrambles to his feet. He dusted himself off. "What's the..offer?"

[ask-httydsparrow]

“You can the act around me. I already know. The berkian dragon riders don’t know. But you know I’m not part of their team.”

“You’re after the dragon eye lenses correct?”

[asktraderjohann]

At that, Johann's eyes narrow. He pulls out a dagger, not attacking just yet.

"How'd you know?..."

[ask-httydsparrow]

“Let’s just say we have eyes everywhere.”

*a terrible terror steals the Dagur from Johann and perches on sparrows back*

“My offer is that you leave hiccup and the riders as well as Berk. Alone. No harm done to any of them not even indirectly. I want them safe. And happy.”

“…in return…”

*they take off the dragon eye lens on their cloak to show it to johann*

“I’ll give you my lens.”

[asktraderjohann]

Johann's eyes widened. He reaches out to touch the lens as if to test if it was real or not but just pure touch. However, Sparrow pulled away, causing Johann to retract his hand.

"Mmmh..." He puts a hand to his chin. "Is that all you want? For me to leave the people of Berk and the riders alone?"

[ask-httydsparrow]

“I have many priorities, alright. He They are one of them. So yes. And you may do as much damage to us as you wish. Though I will say my allys won’t be as merciful.”

[asktraderjohann]

"Mmm.." He eyes them up and down. "Fine then. Offer accepted." He spoke with a firm tone.