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It took a lot of shopping around to find a pastor who would officiate an incestuous wedding, but the one we found really enjoyed it, even substituting out our names for the words mother and son to emphasize the illicit nature of our relationship. With only him and my aunt in attendance (the rest of the family having disowned us), mom and I made what felt so right in the flesh right with God.
I'm glad we managed to find a pastor in time. Mom was three weeks pregnant on our wedding day (we didn't even know it at the time) and if we'd waited much longer her dress wouldn't have fit - not that it stayed on for long. Soon those beautiful breasts of hers will be feeding our baby like they once fed me. I might have to try some milk for old time's sake.
Sons should begin breeding their moms as soon as possible. At show and tell he has her walk in front of class as he shows off his handi work. “I want to show off how I impregnated my mom.”