ALRIGHT YOU POOP NOBBLERS!

NOW I DON'T WANT NO SCREWIN' AROUND WITH YOU BATCH OF MEAT TOSSERS! The last group thought it'd be funny to shove a corn cob, up a trainee's BUTTHOLE! AND YA KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!? ...They were asked to leave politely. And it was AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE! ASK ME SHIT MAGGOTS! (Hey guys this is a troll!blog for Keith Shadis from Attack On Titan/Shingeki no Kyojin. This blog is based on Shadis from the Team Four Star abridged Parody, so prepare to be insulted...alot)

[anaknowsboost-deactivated201707]

Pixar and Marvel Parallels

Bonus:

[trufflupogus]

THAT LAST ONE WAS UNCALLED FOR

[asktrollkeithshadis]

Where do babies come from?

“YER MOM!”

“No seriously, that’s where they come from, the stork is actually Erwiener trying to break into your house and steal your eyebrows in exchange for babies he abducted from your neighbors.”

[asktrollkeithshadis]

So...um...yeah...

Hey, how’s it going, been a few thousand years huh.

So, as many of you know, I haven’t touched this blog in a while, as I’ve stated before, it was funny being a troll for the first little while, but it was hard to keep that level of douche baggery going for a long time.

Right now I work a day job, I’m in talks with a talent manager at a comic book company to try and finally make my start as an official comic book artist, and I’ve got like, six blogs to maintain here, lol.

I know, RP’s are for fun and shouldn’t take priority over real life, but at the same time, I enjoy doing it, it helps me unwind after a very stressful day.

So I’m trying to branch out, and basically, each day of the week I’ll be on two different blogs so I at least make sure they’re all getting used.

So on Saturdays and Mondays, expect Shadis to emerge from his hole under a bridge and troll some titans and titan fighters. Maybe sundays (I’m trying to alternate muses on sundays)

I gotta go to work in a few minutes, but if any of you have questions, I’ll be happy to have Keith Shadis yell at you for a few minutes

[asktrollkeithshadis]

//I don’t think anyone is really paying attention to this blog anymore.

“Maybe because you’ve been fucking gone for 10,000 years you limp dick syrup sucking Canadian! This calls for drastic measures.”

//Shadis! Don’t you do it!”

“Don’t you know Dave, No means yes!”

“ERERI IS TRASH! LEVI SUCKS EGGS! JEAN X MARCO IS THE STUPIDEST SHIP EVER! PETRA LIKES TO HUG TREES!

// God damn it Shadis, are you trying to offend EVERYONE!

[drinkyourfuckingmilk]

so Hange does impressions sometimes to break cheer up Levi

I drew this one for mindxcrash, please enjoy my appalling sense of humour. 

click for better quality <3

[escarletes]

[paigesnapdragon]

I don’t know what this is from… But the woman’s ear get bigger when she pulls the kids ear..

[being-deleted-dm-for-new-urls]

[[OMG IT DOES]]

[asktrollkeithshadis]

HEY MAGGOT BITCH. YOU STILL FEELING ABOUT HAVING TO LOOK UP ANIME PANTIES FOR THAT JOKE TWO YEARS AGO? YOU THINK THAT I'LL JUST SIT IDLY BY FOR 3 YEARS AND NOT BRING THAT UP? WELL YOU ARE WRONG I ONLY LET IT SIT FOR 2 YEARS

YOU SWORE WE’D NEVER SPEAK OF THIS AGAIN!

HOW COULD YOU BE SO CRUEL!?

@sourcefile

[asktrollkeithshadis]

{{ oh my god this is for the person who runs this account, I just want to say god fucking bless you! ;3; I love you for making this account! This is beautiful! ;w; }}

Sorry I’ve been away for so long Anon, I’m trying to get the troll out of his funk so you can all be entertained again :)

[asktrollkeithshadis]

Captain Jack Sparrow: *hangs upside down from a rope* Captain, I wish to report a mutiny. I can name fingers and point names.

-Beats Jack Sparrow with a bottle of rum-

“WHO THE FUCK IS TRYING TO START A MUTINY NOW!? I MADE IT CLEAR THE LAST TIME THAT MUTINY WOULD BE MET WITH BEING STRUNG UP BY YOUR ARMPIT HAIR AND FORCED TO DRINK DR. PEPPER!”

[asktrollkeithshadis]

*ruNS INTO THIs b log* FUCK HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY i ,, mean uh lol *cough cough* how u doin' shady shadis? judging by how dark your eyes are I'm guessing you'rE PRETTY TITAN-SIZED HORRIBLE PFF FFF *I do not apologize for this--*

Go wash yer fuckin mouth out with drain cleaner and sin no more you horrifying disgusting abomination...!

[asktrollkeithshadis]

So...um...yeah...

Hey, how’s it going, been a few thousand years huh.

So, as many of you know, I haven’t touched this blog in a while, as I’ve stated before, it was funny being a troll for the first little while, but it was hard to keep that level of douche baggery going for a long time.

Right now I work a day job, I’m in talks with a talent manager at a comic book company to try and finally make my start as an official comic book artist, and I’ve got like, six blogs to maintain here, lol.

I know, RP’s are for fun and shouldn’t take priority over real life, but at the same time, I enjoy doing it, it helps me unwind after a very stressful day.

So I’m trying to branch out, and basically, each day of the week I’ll be on two different blogs so I at least make sure they’re all getting used.

So on Saturdays and Mondays, expect Shadis to emerge from his hole under a bridge and troll some titans and titan fighters. Maybe sundays (I’m trying to alternate muses on sundays)

I gotta go to work in a few minutes, but if any of you have questions, I’ll be happy to have Keith Shadis yell at you for a few minutes

[asktrollkeithshadis]

Momma Jaeger is about to slap you thrice over the head if you don't stop hurting her son for no GOOD reason. I mean it Keith! Don't think I won't!

“Then THIS poor sap will have to do!” -throws Jean out a window-

carla--jaeger

[asktrollkeithshadis]

Kieth! Stop throwing my son out the window!

“SLAP ME THRICE AND HAND ME TO ME MOMMA! IT’S MOMMA JAEGER!”

carla--jaeger

[asktrollkeithshadis]

rogue-valor:

{ asktrollkeithshadis }

          -screams- 

      Stop struggling Eren its useless. 

He pauses, waits five seconds, then throws Eren at ANOTHER window, breaking that one too.

“Wow, that’s two already! It’s like you guys don’t give a damn!”

[asktrollkeithshadis]

rogue-valor:

{ asktrollkeithshadis }

   Freezes like a deer in the headlights mid bite and then books it out the window like- 

“For every five seconds I do not have flapjacks I will break one window!” 

Grabs Eren by the scruff of his neck and drags him back in through the now broken window.

[asktrollkeithshadis]

-Le Shadis stomps into the barracks-

“WHERE ARE MY FLAPJACKS!”

[skeletiis]

"Well sweet mother Theresa on the hood of a Mercedes Benz, look at you! You are the most adorable little serial killer I have ever seen! From now on, your name shall be CUTIE-MCSTAB-STAB!"

        ＂Ｄｉｅ．＂

[asktrollkeithshadis]

“THAT’S NOT HOW YOU STAB SOMEONE! YOU’RE NOT EVEN HOLDING THE KNIFE PROPERLY!”