serious bullshit

Send the Striders asks and they'll be happy to reply. Probably.

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oh my god i smell like vagina

demi

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alrighty ladies and gents and everyone else were going on omegle

see you on the homestuck tag

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Dixie: How can someone be a dick and wear a bra?

Dixie: Do bras have dicks?

Dixie: Dicktits.

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This whole thing is ooc on what happened.

Dixie ended up moving suddenly and so now we're no longer just a two minute walk away. Things happened to Demi's wig, so now there's a temporary new one until either a new one appears out of thin air or Demi actually has money to spare.

That's pretty much what happened!

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demi: weve returned

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((Uploads aren't happening tonight, sorry. We'll try to work on them soon, but life gets in the way a lot. -Demi))

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We've been out for a while, in case you didn't notice. Three weeks. We didn't plan that at all, but in that three weeks a lot has happened. School started, which means that we don't have all day to laze around over at Dix's house. She's over at her mom's house on weekends and, while I'd love to have her stay for a weekend or two, she needs all of the time that she can get with her mom. I've now got a Brazilian exchange student with me for the next ten months, which complicates things a tiny bit. We'd bring her mac over to my place after school, but we physically cannot hook it up to my wifi for whatever reason. Hopefully tomorrow we'll manage to put some more of the older stuff up. Thanks for being patient and not just ditching out on us, you guys are amazing and we love you all!

TL;DR We're sorry for being gone forever, we're going to try to be around more, and we love every single one of you!

-Demi

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Dixie: We have this weird disease where we start coughing whenever we try to kiss.

Demi: its definitely a bummer

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Demi: sorry were still working out the kinks

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Let's do this ooc style.

Andy: We're hosting a meet tomorrow, so we've stuck a few things in the queue for you all.

Eli: When we come back we're going to need some more messages, we're running out a bit.

Andy: Also we need water balloons, does anyone know where to get water balloons?

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Dixie: Well generally the other option is this:

Dixie: Still, we do have other clothes.

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Demi: we train for random shit like reaction time or whatever

Demi: im pretty sure its just called fucking with each other though

Dixie: What the fuck did you just fucking do to me, you little bitch?

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Demi: we usually settle it in strife and someday ill win

Demi: but shes a real dick about not swapping my sword for the short one

Demi: so her i guess

Dixie: Hell yeah bitches.

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Demi: hey guys were going on omegle the tag is serious bullshit

Dixie: That and stridercest and homestuck.

Demi: and hamsteak

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Dixie: Nothing matters as long as baofus-goatee is following us.

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Dixie: Thanks for 10 followers.

Demi:i cant play guitar