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A thought accured to me:
Donna is the only one who saw Tentoo's creation, yeah? I assume Ten knew, cause he would just understand like he does. Rose, however, wouldn't know unless told. And something tells me explaining's not gonna be first on Tentoo's to-do-list, concidering all the events of that day
So
Now I'm imagening Rose and Tentoo sitting in a small hotel room, Tentoo trying to explain how he came to be
Rose: so.. A hand?
Tentoo: yup
Rose: okay..
Rose: you were sooo drunk last night!
Tentoo: was not!
Rose: you kept trying to convince my mum you love me more than she loves me
Tentoo: and...?
Rose: she got pretty insulted and started yelling at you, and you just gave up and started crying
Tentoo: i was crying... In front of your mother...?
Rose: correct
Tentoo: *hides face in pillow* that's it, time to dye my hair and leave the country
Rose: you could be ginger!
Tentoo: you know what? That IS a great idea! I mean, the dye-my-hair part, not the leave-the-country part. I was only joking. I'd never leave you! You know that right, Rose? Rose? Rose, why are you laughing? Rose!
Rose, through laughter: because i love you, you wonderful idiot
Tentoo: allons-y!
Tentoo: it means-
Rose: i know what it means. I was gonna study French, remember?
Tentoo: yeah, of course
Tentoo: say someting dirty!
Rose: what? In French?
Tentoo: yeah
Rose: ...
Rose: you know, if i didn't love you this much i would've slapped you for the level of sexism in that comment
Rose: Do you have the time?
Doctor: For you, Rose? Rose, are you joking? Are you joshin’ me? Rose, I would always make time for you. My time is precious but you are more so. Rose, you are… a shining pearl in the sea of mediocrity. I would do anything for you. *wipes tear*
Rose: … No, like what time is it.
Donna: Rose?
Rose: hm?
Donna: you have some experience with relationships, right? Not so nice ones, i mean
Rose: yeah...?
Donna: i just... How do you tell the bad guys from the good guys?
Rose: well... When Jimmy got drunk he would just ramble about all the things I do wrong and why i should change for him. When the Doctor gets drunk he can spend hours telling me how much he loves me, and how wonderful i am. Like, he won't stop talking. Not that i'm complaining
Donna: aww!
Rose, giggling: last time he had a bit much at the bar he spent the entire taxi ride home enthusiastically telling the driver how much he loves me and how lucky he is. I even remember him saying something like "you don't have a Rose, but i do, so ha!"
Donna: aww, he's so amazing!
Rose: you can't have him, he's mine
Donna: Rose, i... I know that...
At the Tyler mansion dinner table
Jackie: Tony, eat your vegtables
Tony: but the Doctor doesn't need to eat his!
Rose: Doctor, eat your vegtables
Tentoo: Rose, I am insulted! I am a grown man, perfectly responsible for my own diet. And besides, these things are gross!
Jackie: Doctor!
Rose, giggling: yeah, they might be. But if you eat them, i might make it worth it with a treat after dinner ;)
Jackie's mouth falls open in chock and she stares at her daughter in disbelief that she said something like that in front of a small child
Tony, excited: treat? What kind of treat!?
Tentoo: um.. Chocolate?
Tony: CHOCOLATE!! MUM I WANT CHOCOLATE
Jackie: oh no...
Spicing things up in the bedroom...
*Tentoo sitting on their bed, Rose leaning against the doorway in Seductive Pose wearing Sexy School Girl Outfit*
Tentoo: so, i hear you've been failing my class
Rose, dramatically while playing with the tie of her outfit: oh yes! All my classes, in fact. Donnu, i'm just no good at this school thing. Especially the homework... And the teachers! Guh! The good looking, distracting teachers! I guess i'm just no good. If i want good grades, i'll have to take some serious action...
Tentoo: ...
Tentoo: ...
Tentoo: oh Rose, no! Don't talk that way about yourself! You are gorgeous and talanted and wonderful! I love you so much!
Rose: ...
Tentoo: i messed up, didn't i?
Rose: a bit, yeah. Just sliiiiightly out of character
where he could grow old alongside the only person he truly ever loved, Rose Tyler.
……………………….grow old alongside the only person he truly ever loved, Rose Tyler.
………………………………………………….. the only person he truly ever loved, Rose Tyler.
…………………………………………………………………………..HE TRULY EVER LOVED
I just CAN’T
It’s so PERFECT. I’m laughing SO HARD because of all those haters. Really guys just calm down. There is no debate here.
the only person he truly ever loved, Rose Tyler.
*at a restaurant*
Rose: I'll have the fish and chips, please
Waiter: m'am, we don't have any fish and chips
Rose: *pointing* yes, you do
Waiter: m'am, that's the children's menu
Rose: yes, i am aware of that
Waiter: ...
Waiter: ...it comes with crayons and dinosaur toys...
Tentoo: really? What kind of dinosaur?
Waiter: ...
*later*
Tentoo: Rose, this one is purple! And this one is red! This isn't what dinosaurs look like at all!
Rose: not everyone has a time machine, darling
Rose: Can i ask you a sex related question?
Tentoo: Yeah
Rose: When are we having it?
There's an ongoing rumor among the newest Torchwood recruits that if you cut the line or otherwise causes disturbance in the cafeteria, the head of food distrubution will hit you on the head with a metal tray. Most of them do admit Jackie Tyler does seem scary, but the most threatening they've seen her so far was when she yelled at one of the cooks for putting gherkins in a dish when she had specifically told them NOT TO PUT GHERKINS IN IT
Tentoo: I love you
Rose: I love you more
Tentoo: *amused* oh no you don't! It's completely impossible for someone to love anyone more than I love you, you know
Rose: that's what you said about traveling between universes, and yet here we are
Tentoo: ...that- that was a good one
Tentoo: but I still love you more!
If they decide to do an episode where the full Timelord Doctor and companions end up in Pete's World there's only one way I'd like this to be "revealed": the Doctor is chatting on about how parallell worlds are full of temptations and how they should leave immidiatly, and then (s)he turns around and is suddenly face to face with a talking and moving Pete Tyler commercial sign. Sighing wishfully (s)he says "oh, Rose Tyler, what are you up to these days?" and the screen immidiatly cuts to a very intense make-out session with Rose pushing Tentoo against a wall, slamming her lips onto his and her hands going into his hair as he starts to pull her shirt over her head
Rose: Help, my husband keeps sending me texts to “Open your snapchat in private ;) ;) ;)” but its just pictures of our dog.
Doctor: You know you’re not my mum, right?
Jackie: You stop acting like my child, I’ll stop acting like your mother.
For real tho…
I really hope these audios crushed every last bit of doubt in the hearts of those claiming Tentoo isn't the Doctor
